Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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When everyone heard the words, they immediately fell silent, not even daring to breathe.

After 0.01 seconds, Cao Cao slapped the table angrily!There was an unprecedented roar!

"Come here!! Fork the three of them out for me! Double the forks!"

"In the future when the three of you have a meeting, let me sit in the corner!"

Looking at the furious Cao Cao and 12 personal guards who walked in with big forks.

Zhang Liao Gao Shun was dumbfounded.

Can't help but look at Cao Chun.

"Zihe, what's going on? Wasn't the lord very happy just now? Why..."

Cao Chun smiled and shrugged disapprovingly.

"Ass, I slapped the horse's leg! It's okay! You get used to it by crossing it! Look at me, how calm I am!"

"Any fork! I never complain of pain!"

Gao Shun and Zhang Liao had a bitter look on their faces, their guts were turning green with regret!

I really believed your evil!

You Cao Chun can speak?

Made!I would rather believe that a sow climbed a tree than you, Cao Chun!

Cao Chun...Missed me!

Chapter 352 The Temptation of Crayfish

Cao Cao's mood was completely ruined by Cao Chun and the three of them.

The meeting will be resolved in a few minutes, and then the armor is thrown to Jushou, and he is asked to take it to the craftsman for mass production.

Cao Cao went to Xia Houzhe's house with his followers Xun Yu, Guo Jia, and Xu Chu.

He felt that without a few meals and a few bottles of wine, there was no way to calm down!

To put it bluntly... just greedy!

Several people raised their hands in favor of the decision to go to Xia Houzhe's house for dinner.

The four of them were riding bicycles... No, Xu Chu was riding a tricycle.

The bike couldn't support his weight.

Several people came to Xia Houzhe's house and parked the car.

I found that Cao Qing and Gan Mei were wearing skirts, feeding the fish by the fish pond, and Cao Ang was fetching earthworms for them.

"Hey! Qing'er, brother and sister, are you feeding fish again? Why, do you want to eat sweet and sour fish today?"

Seeing Cao Cao coming, Gan Mei smiled and called her brother.

Cao Qing said hello without looking back, holding a box in his hand, which contained earthworms feeding.

"Daddy! No! We don't eat fish anymore, we are already tired of eating it!"

"Brother Yuanyi said, eat lobster for lunch today!"

dragon?shrimp?

Do you eat dragon or shrimp?

Cao Cao was stunned for a while.

"He has a dragon in his family? Are you kidding me? By the way, why do you call Yuan Yi your elder brother? You should call him uncle!"

"No! It's not a dragon, it's a lobster! Daddy, you are so ignorant!"

"In addition, the elder sisters asked me to call them elder brothers. They said that I usually call them elder sisters and call their husbands uncles. It's not good! It's easy to make people think that uncles are eating young grass from old cows!"

"That's why I'll call you brother! Brother Yuanyi also agreed, saying that we have our own opinions!"

Cao Qing tilted his head to explain and laughed at Cao Cao.

He laughed because he was happy, and showed two small white canine teeth, which is really cute.

Cao Cao didn't care, he liked this little padded jacket very much, and he loved it very much!

Even if you beat your son and scold your son, you can't beat your daughter!

Cao Cao quickly ran forward to the pond, kicked Cao Ang aside, and made room for him.

Cao Ang fell to the ground with resentful eyes: ... When you are old, I will kick you into the latrine and not pull you out!

Cao Cao took a closer look and found that in the extremely clear small pond, all the fish were gone, and there were many green creatures with pincers in it.

Those two pincers tore the earthworms and stuffed them into his mouth piece by piece.

"This is a lobster? Why such a name?"

Cao Cao was very puzzled, and Guo Jia and others also stepped forward to have a look.

"My lord! I think Yuan Yi may have a deep meaning in giving Da Xia this name!"

Guo Jia frowned slightly, shaking the folding fan thoughtfully.

Cao Cao frowned: "Oh? Then what do you think he means?"

Guo Jia thought for a few seconds.

"I think, lobster, this dragon may refer to the Son of Heaven! The homophony of shrimp is blind!"

"Yuan Yi is very likely to be insinuating that the emperor of the big man is blind, he uses eunuchs more, and his relatives interfere in politics!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao and Xun Yu had complicated expressions.

Lobster... Maybe that's what it means?

"By the way, brother and sister, where did my virtuous brother get this lobster? Why haven't I seen it before?"

Gan Mei smiled lightly, quite appropriately.

The skin that is as white as jade is even more beautiful under the reflection of the waves.

After she entered Xia Houzhe's house, she was already acquainted with all the women in the family.

Lu Lingqi and the others also accepted Ganmei's existence, but Xia Houzhe hadn't slept with her yet.

"Brother, I don't know about this! You have to ask my husband!"

"Anyway, my husband said, this is super delicious! It is countless times more delicious than carp, and it is also very nutritious! So we got rid of carp and replaced it with lobster!"

As soon as the words were finished, Xia Houzhe and Dian Wei walked over from behind.

Seeing this, Gan Mei obediently posted it, and took Xia Houzhe's hand.

"I said, why are your noses so good? Every time I want to cook something delicious, you can catch up with it?"

Cao Cao laughed shamelessly, if he wanted to get away with it, he had to be ashamed!

"Hey! There is a premonition in the dark! You don't know that I have a bond with your fate? Brother, you just follow me!"

A few people felt a chill, Longyang Cao's reputation is well-deserved!

"Get out! Don't disgust me!"

"By the way, my sister-in-law just used my cucumbers at my place, and she hasn't come home yet."

"It just so happens that your family is eating here! I will give you a full feast today!"

Xia Houzhe scolded with a smile, his family property has now exceeded 25 gold, which is 25 billion yuan.

So don't count on a meal!

Of course, this is in addition to the one hundred thousand gold that Cao Cao owed him.

Cao Cao nodded and pointed to the lobster in the pond.

"Where did you get this thing? Are you sure it's delicious? Seeing so many legs makes me feel uncomfortable, and I really want to break them off one by one!"

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes.

"You are sick and need to be cured!"

"This one's real name is crayfish, a type of freshwater crayfish. I'm used to calling it a crayfish! It's extremely delicious and nutritious!"

"Yesterday afternoon, Zhaoji and Xueyan took me out to buy vegetables. I found them at a fish seller, so I bought them all in his pond."

Cao Cao looked at the lobster eating earthworms and felt an inexplicable anger.

In particular, there was a lobster with one more leg on the left than the right. Cao Cao wanted to break off that extra leg!

"Just this damn thing, really delicious? You didn't lie to me?"

Xia Houzhe smiled and winked for a while.

"Of course! It's super delicious! People like my niece who have a long body and poor resistance should eat more! Not only can it replenish deficiency and improve immunity, but it also has a good effect on pregnant women!"

"And... it's also very useful for our man's two kidneys! Just ask if you like it or not!"

In fact, in ancient times, China already had lobsters, but they were not called crayfish, but crayfish.

The taste is very good, almost like crayfish!But many times cleaner than crayfish!

The dirtier the water for lobsters, the better they will grow, but mantis has extremely high requirements on water quality!

Appropriate consumption can not only warm the kidneys and nourish yang, but also stimulate the menstrual flow and produce breast milk to prevent osteoporosis.

Like the crayfish in the previous life, it was called an invasive species in the old United States, and it became a disaster.

But when it came to Huaxia, because of the excellent taste, it was directly attacked by foodies, and the invasion failed and became a Chinese meal.

Hearing this, several people coughed lightly, with fanaticism in their eyes!

Since ancient times, as long as a man hears something that can invigorate the kidney and strengthen the yang, he will flock to it!

"Kidney invigorating? Cough! Then I have to eat some! I didn't expect this little thing to be so effective?"

In an instant, Cao Cao squatted down and looked at the lobster.

And reached out to grab one.

It's just that by accident, the lobster pinched his hand.

"Fuck! Let go! Ma De, how dare you pinch me, little thing? Only women can pinch me!"

In anger, Cao Cao broke off the lobster clip.

Seeing that the two legs of the lobster are symmetrical, he feels much more comfortable now.

Cao Qing, who was next to him, was unhappy and reprimanded Cao Cao.

"Daddy! How can you be so cruel! I fed this, look, I'm going to cry!"

Cao Cao patted her head with a smile.

"Are your tears coming from your mouth? Why don't you send your elder brother Yuanyi to the kitchen?"

Hearing this, Cao Qing hugged Xia Houzhe's other hand and began to act like a baby.

"Brother Yuanyi, touch my belly, I'm starving!"

"Okay! You play with Zishun first, I'll do it now!"

Xia Houzhe smiled, grabbed a big pot of lobster, and walked to the kitchen with the delicate Ganmei in his arms.

As time passed, a tempting aroma wafted from the kitchen.

Like a little devil, he is waving at everyone!

The aroma alone whets everyone's appetite.

Cao Cao and the others sitting in the courtyard chatting, as well as the group of Yingyingyanyan women, couldn't help but let out a haha ​​from their mouths.

"It's ready! Who will serve it for me!"

Xia Houzhe stretched out his head and shouted.

As soon as the words fell, the two big men, Dian Wei, Xu Chu, sprinted [-] meters into the kitchen, and floated to both sides while running.

Seeing this scene, the corners of Cao Cao's mouth twitched.