Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"Made! If you want to work, everyone will die. Every time you cook, you will be more active than anyone else! What two idiots!"

A few seconds later, the two of them came out of the kitchen carrying a large basin containing about a hundred catties of lobster.

Looking at the lobsters that were glowing red and still emitting fragrance in the pot, Xu Chu's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he reached out and stuffed one into his mouth.

Crackling, chewing!

Seeing this, Cao Cao and others followed suit.

When Xia Houzhe came out of the kitchen with side dishes and other dishes, he was shocked to see this scene!

"You...fuck! What are you doing?"

Chapter 353 Beer crayfish, my sister-in-law said it was really good

Hearing this, everyone turned their heads to look at Xia Houzhe with lobsters in their mouths.

"Brother, eat lobster! Emma! This thing is delicious, spicy and spicy! It's so exciting!"

"That's right! Brother, my sister-in-law loves your lobster the most too! It just hurts occasionally when you poke it into your mouth! It's too hard! Now my mouth is red!"

A group of people didn't even need chopsticks, they rolled up their sleeves and reached out to grab them.

Even Ding's, Lu Lingqi and the group of women completely disregarded their demeanor.

The only sound in the yard was the sound of the lobster.

The corners of Xia Houzhe's eyes twitched, he stroked his forehead with his hands, and quickly stopped his own woman.

"Women, stop quickly, that's not how lobsters are eaten!"

After Lu Lingqi and the girls licked the lobster, they turned to look at him suspiciously.

"Husband, you don't need to eat with your mouth, so what do you use to eat?"

"This thing has to be shelled! Who taught you to stuff it directly into your mouth? No teeth?"

Hearing this, everyone pointed to Dian Wei and Xu Chu.

The two laughed, grabbed the lobster and continued to stuff it into their mouths.

"Hey! Yuan Yi, this thing tastes crunchy, it's great!"

Xia Houzhe took a deep breath, he didn't bother to scold these two idiots.

"You two have really good teeth! I'm not afraid to poke you to death! Come on, watch it, I'll show you!"

Xia Houzhe grabbed a lobster, peeled off the shell, put the shell in his mouth, and threw it into the trash can.

After talking about the shell, talk about the pliers.

Until the end, he took off the lump of pure meat left on the tail, dipped it in spicy juice, and fed it into the mouth of Xueyan who was closest to him.

Xueyan's eyes lit up and she gave a thumbs up!He also pouted his small mouth full of chili oil, and kissed Xia Houzhe!

"Hey! Master, it tastes so much better this way, it doesn't hold your teeth! It's so fresh, tender, and elastic! It's awesome!"

"That's right, is this stuff delicious? I won't lie to you, as a senior eater...uh...foodie! I have a unique understanding of food!"

Xia Houzhe smiled, and didn't even wipe off the oil stains on his face, it was the mother-in-law's love for him...

After seeing the demonstration, everyone also learned to peel and eat lobsters like this.

The large pot of lobsters is rapidly decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

After Xia Houzhe peeled some meat for his women in turn, he began to eat by himself.

If you want to live a happy life, a woman must be pampered by heaven!

Women like Lu Lingqi are also very considerate, and they don't forget to feed Xia Houzhe while eating.

As for Dian Wei... After peeling a few for Xu Ying, he went astray again and chewed the whole one with Xu Chu.

After all, the two of them were big, and they were torn to death. What they got was a lump of meat that was no bigger than a finger, so it was not exciting to eat!

A group of people ate spicy crayfish, their faces were flushed, and their mouths were full of hustle and bustle.

Xia Houzhe always felt that something was missing when he saw it.

"Oh yes! Hold on, I'll get some beer! Lobster and beer are perfect!"

After speaking, he washed his hands and ran into the warehouse, and brought out a case of beer.

Looking at the green bottle as beautiful as jadeite, Cao Cao and the others were not shocked at all.

People's colored glaze is a treasure, and the colored glaze here is for wine.

"What a big dog! Come on, give me a bottle!"

Cao Cao was not polite, he put his finger in his mouth, reached out to pick up a bottle, and imitated Xia Houzhe to open the bottle.

"Come on, let's touch each other!"

Xia Houzhe touched the wine bottle with Cao Cao, and drank from the mouth of the bottle.

But after Cao Cao took two sips, he almost vomited.

"Cough cough cough! Brother, why does this broken thing have a rotten smell?"

Xia Houzhe burped and waved his hands: "Beer is like this, drink a few more sips and you'll get used to it!"

These beers were made with the hops provided by the system.

But this year he has planted a lot, and the factory has been put into production in large quantities!

Cao Cao smacked his lips and took a few more mouthfuls.

"Don't tell me, it tastes really different from spirits! It's delicious with crayfish! Come on, blow another bottle!"

Seeing the two drinking so happily, everyone else opened beer, but Cao Qing and Xia Houzhe didn't let her drink.

Too young!

Angry Cao Qing ate three bowls with tears in his eyes!

After having beer, the spiciness was alleviated, Ding and the others also opened their stomachs and started eating like crazy.

"My dear brother, this bottle of yours is just right for blowing up, and just enough for you to hold in your mouth! The design is just right!"

"Sister-in-law, drink less, or you will suffer later!"

Xia Houzhe joked that drinking beer is comfortable, but after drinking...

Too much urine!

Ding Shi and Lu Lingqi smiled, disapproving.

After half an hour, they began to regret it!

The hut at home...not enough to line up!

After eating and drinking, Xia Houzhe took out the rocking chair and lay down on it.

He liked this kind of slightly drunk state the most, and it was very comfortable to sleep with his eyes closed.

Cao Cao, Xun Yu and the others also lay down on their round stomachs.

Several people looked at the sky, their hearts were full of emotion.

"Brother! To be honest, among our group, you are the one who has the best life!"

"The food is the best, the food is the best, and even... the woman who sleeps is also the best! It's really enviable!"

Xun Yu and Guo Jia looked at the women in the yard, and nodded in agreement.

I used to say that he was a jerk, but it turned out that he was a jerk...he was a jerk!

Xia Houzhe sighed, turned his head and looked at them sadly, with a sad expression on his face.

"Oh! Do you think that rich people are really happy?"

Several people were stunned: "Aren't you happy?"

Xia Houzhe's complexion changed, and he became mean-spirited.

"No, no, no! I just want to say, the happiness of the rich is beyond your imagination! Hahaha!"

"Damn it! Come on! You two hit him!"

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After a series of punches... um... Guo Jia and Xunyu's nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Cao Cao was lying on the rocking chair, watching all this with a smile.

Sure enough, those who farm are better than those who sit in the office!

"By the way, last time you charged me [-] gold and said you would build me an unbreakable city wall. When did you build it? I always feel uneasy if I don't make it out!"

It suddenly occurred to Cao Cao that he was cheated of ten thousand gold in Xuzhou!

Xia Houzhe waved his hand with a lazy expression on his face.

"In a few days, you let me rest, I'm not made of iron, I'm too tired!"

"Okay, then let you rest for a few more days, don't take money and stop working!"

"Fart! Do I look like that?"

Xia Houzhe was not happy, so he retorted.

Cao Cao thought about it thoughtfully, then nodded very seriously.

"You don't look like it, but you are!"

He knew that this guy was a lazy donkey, so give him a whip, or he wouldn't turn over if he died.

"By the way, dear brother! When will your paper be produced? I have already produced half of my engraving and movable type printing! Just waiting for your cheap paper!"

Xia Houzhe waved his hand and lay down again.

"It's still early, at least three months later! At present, more than a dozen large ponds have been dug, and bamboos have been soaked in them."

"But it will take about a hundred days to start manufacturing! Don't worry, it's definitely cheaper than the ones on the market! With my paper, the price will definitely be lowered so that everyone can afford it!"

Papermaking is still more complicated.

Cut the bamboo into the floating pond, boil it over the fire, pour the material into the curtain, cover the curtain and press paper, and dry it through the fire.

It takes at least 110 days from the start of using lime foam to the paper being ready for use.

"Don't worry! When paper and movable type are printed, I'll give you a way to make a lot of money and increase your dominance and influence!"

Xia Houzhe smiled mysteriously.

The eyes of Cao Cao and the three of them brightened!

"Make a lot of money? How?"

"Secret! You'll know when the time comes! It's guaranteed to be of great benefit to you!"

Xun Yu and Guo Jia were in a hurry: "Yuanyi, do we have a share? Can we join one?"

Xia Houzhe thought for a few seconds, then nodded.

"Fengxiao can't do it, he has to help me manage and sell the Golden Cave! Gou or you are quite suitable!"

"Oh, by the way! Speaking of the Gold Selling Cave... It will open tomorrow, will you come and have a look?"

Hearing this, the three of them stood up from the reclining chair, their eyes extremely excited.

"It's open? Great! I've been waiting for this day for a long, long time!"

"Don't worry, we will definitely be there!"

Thinking of the Victoria's Secret last time, the three of them were extremely restless.

Waves...long legs...uniform...sigh!

Xu Chu next to him looked confused.

"Guo Guigong, what are you talking about?"