A chaotic house, a perfect couple

Chapter 136: Big Melee

On a cold winter night in the north city, in the early hours of the morning, the quiet compound of No. 35 was suddenly filled with the screams of women, the cries of men, and the sound of shattering porcelain, waking up everyone who had fallen asleep.

"Fuck him! Who is this? Why are you howling like a ghost in the middle of the night? Can't we sleep?"

"I'm going to die! Why are you howling so late at night? This is so fucking utterly lacking in public morality!"

The sounds of cursing and cursing from every household were heard one after another.

Until suddenly someone yelled, "Fuck, I just heard someone yelling 'Catch the thief!'"

"Oh my God, where is the thief?!"

"Second Hospital, it seems like someone has discovered me in the Second Hospital!"

……

In the middle of the night, everyone was sleeping soundly when they were suddenly woken up. They were originally full of impatience, but when they heard that there was a thief, they were frightened and woke up from their sleepiness.

Even though there were usually many conflicts among these residents, they were unusually united in dealing with the thief. After all, it was not anything else, as every household in the compound lived close to each other, and if a thief really broke in, who could guarantee that their home would not be affected?

Everyone got out of bed, put on their clothes, and without even turning on the lights, they picked up their weapons and went out to catch the thief.

Among them, apart from Yu Junsheng who lost his family heirloom, the ones who reacted the most were the elderly couple Ren Wenhua and Guan Ailian from the Third Hospital.

Because the Ren family had lost a huge sum of money before, they had to live frugally for a long time before they could recover. So these two people had a huge psychological trauma on the thief and hated him to the core.

People are almost afraid of stealing.

As soon as they heard that there was another thief in the yard, the parents-in-law were shocked.

Ren Wenhua was shocked. "The thief, the thief is here again!" He had just gotten the money, and the thief came back again?!

Guan Ailian's face turned fierce, "I'm going to fight them!"

The two men concluded without much thought that the thief was coming for their house. After all, apart from them, who else in the yard had so much savings that a thief would be interested in?

The thief must have tasted the sweetness of stealing their money last time, and this time he smelled something and came to their house again!

Yes, yes, it must be like this!

Their family is being targeted!

These black-hearted people are determined to take over the richest man in this compound!

The two men gritted their teeth, picked up their weapons, and rushed towards the source of the sound like two angry bulls.

Ren Wenhua yelled, "Ahhh, I'm going to fight you!"

When we arrived at the second courtyard, we saw two sneaky black shadows in the dim moonlight.

Is this a big deal? !

Ren Wenhua and Guan Ailian's anger levels kept rising.

Yes, yes, it must be them! They are the ones who have targeted their family and don't want them to have a good life!

In an instant, the in-laws vented all their resentment towards the thief who stole their money last time on the two black shadows. They swung rolling pins and fire pokers and smashed them hard on the two black shadows without saying a word.

"Bang, bang, bang!"

"I'll beat you to death, you shameless thief! I'll beat you to death, you blind bastard, how dare you steal from our compound at No. 35!"

"Stealing once wasn't enough, you actually dared to steal a second time! How dare you target my house? I'll beat you two black-hearted, rotten-lung bastards to death!"

"I'll let you steal money from my mother's house, I'll let you steal money, I'll let you beat my son!"

"Bang, bang, bang!"

The poor Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei were hit on the head by the couple before they could even explain that they were not thieves, and their heads were buzzing.

Dong Siwei was hit in the face by several sticks. She grimaced in pain and uttered with difficulty, "Help, help, we are not, not...Ah!"

Guan Ailian hit Dong Siwei with another stick, and her mouth was swollen.

"Mmmm...Mmmm!" I'm not a thief, I'm not! These barbarians!

With a "bang", another stick came down.

“Mmmm…Mmmm…Mmmm!” I’m not a thief, I’m not a thief, you bunch of idiots!

Guan Ailian couldn't understand. Her mind was now filled with the thousands of dollars that were stolen from her family last time, and she hated the two thieves with gnashing teeth.

Without mercy, he hit the two thieves with a few more sticks.

Dong Siwei: “!!!”

Why does she feel a little dizzy and her vision blurry?

Weren't there just two people beating them? How come there were three?

In the east wing, the couple who were originally sleeping were now concentrating on clinging to the glass window.

The two looked at the one-sided beating scene outside and looked at each other for a moment.

Cheng Jiajia scratched her head, confused. "No, that's Ren Wenhua and Guan Ailian, right? Why are they so excited? Even more excited and indignant than us, the owners of the 'lost' heirloom?"

I don’t understand. I really don’t understand.

Yu Junsheng: “…”

What I mean is, he also wants to know what these two people are up to.

If you didn’t know, you would think it was their house that was robbed!

I don't understand, I really don't understand.

The two confused people watched the excitement with great interest and forgot to go and "collect debts" from the two thieves outside.

Anyway, it looks like this won’t be over in a short while, so don’t worry!

The moonlight at the beginning of the month was dim, and only the vague outlines of two dark shadows could be seen, so no one recognized Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei at all. When everyone arrived at the Second Hospital, they only saw two dark shadows hitting two squatting dark shadows. When they listened to the voices, it seemed to be Ren Wenhua and his wife from the Third Hospital.

Well, needless to say, everyone just went up and started beating them up.

"You blind bastards, how dare you come into our yard and steal things? I have to teach you a lesson today so that you know that not everyone can steal!"

"Brothers, hurry up! We must beat these two little thieves so hard that they dare not come into our compound!"

Well, originally there were only two people hitting with sticks, but now a group of people came up and started punching and kicking in all directions.

Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei bared their teeth: "...No, we are not guilty!!!"

Unfortunately, the voices of these two people were drowned out by the crowd and no one noticed them at all.

Each of them increased the strength of their fists, and their fists seemed to be made of iron, hitting people in a painful way.

Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei: “……!!!”

Ahhh, how dare you do this to me? I will kill you!

These untouchables! These crude, unreasonable barbarians! Every one of them is a piece of shit!

……

At the door of the west wing, Jiang Qiubai looked at the two black shadows who were beaten into dog heads by the big guy, and a smug smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Humph, the little bitch stole her predictive ability and now wants to steal her away?

dream!

Suddenly, Jiang Qiubai's eyes flashed, and he pretended to catch a thief. He quickly ran to the battlefield and took the opportunity to twist Dong Siwei several times.

Hearing Dong Siwei screaming as he twisted her, Jiang Qiubai felt a strange sense of pleasure in his heart. He then found a place with plenty of flesh, increased his strength, and twisted it hard.

Dong Siwei's eyes widened: "Ah!!!"

Damn it, damn it!

There was actually a pervert among this group of people, and that bastard actually took advantage of her while she was in trouble!

He, he actually pinched himself there...

Dong Siwei was extremely angry!

Hearing the wailing outside, Zheng Haiyang, who was hiding in his room in the west wing and pretending to sleep, was startled.

He said, he said, this thing can't be accomplished today, right?

Sure enough, that’s exactly what happened!

It was exactly the same as what Jiang Qiubai had called a "precognitive dream" before.

It can't be done. It can't be done at all.

Zheng Haiyang once again made up his mind to stay away from Dong Siwei, this unlucky woman.

This woman is as unlucky as Jiang Qiubai. Getting close to her will not only not help you, but will also bring you trouble and make you lose money.

Zheng Haiyang felt a sense of relief in his heart. It turned out that his idea of ​​not getting involved in this matter was correct. Otherwise, he might be the one getting beaten outside.

But now there were more and more people, and Zheng Haiyang was afraid that something might happen to Xu Dongliang in their compound, so he sat up suddenly, put on his clothes and went out.

Seeing that the people in the yard seemed to be getting more and more excited and were all attacking the two people, Zheng Haiyang's eyelids jumped. He had to step forward quickly to stop them and persuade the neighbors in the yard, "Everyone, stop fighting, stop fighting, if you continue fighting, something real bad will happen..."

“Ah, hiss~!”

Before Zheng Haiyang could finish his words, he was grabbed by someone's claws. Then, Guan Ailian's familiar voice roared, "Damn it! These two thieves actually have accomplices! Everyone, hurry up and beat these three black-hearted bastards to death!"

"bang bang bang"

Fists flew towards him.

Zheng Haiyang: “!!!”

He quickly held his head and repeatedly explained, "I'm not an accomplice, I'm not an accomplice, I'm Zheng Haiyang..."

There was a fight outside, and the couple whose "heirloom" was stolen were leaning on the window with their heads sticking out and watching in amazement.

"My goodness, why are you fighting so fiercely? There are more and more people here."

Two black shadows rushed out and joined the battle. One of them took the opportunity to attack Dong Siwei, and the other seemed to be trying to stop everyone, but someone accidentally hit him with his claws, and he looked very embarrassed.

Hey, that’s really interesting!

Cheng Jiajia's eyes lit up, and she asked with great interest, "Hey, are those Jiang Qiubai and Zheng Haiyang? What are they doing?"

Yu Junsheng also looked for a while, then suddenly his eyes turned and he ran out in a flash.

"Wife, I'm going to go out for a while!"

Cheng Jiajia quickly followed him and shouted, "Hey, what are you doing? It's not our turn to go on stage yet!"

"Just look at mine!"

Yu Junsheng left a word and rushed into the battlefield.

He accurately found Xu Dongliang in the crowd, took advantage of the chaos and kicked him several times.

Let you, a dog, covet my things!

Yu Junsheng looked around and found Zheng Haiyang, and kicked him a few more times with "bang" and "bang".

You son of a bitch, you cuckolded me in my dreams and made me raise a bastard! Pah! Pah! Pah!

Even after so much time had passed, Yu Junsheng still felt furious when he recalled the dream in which this pair of villains conspired to kill him.

Don't let him know what shady things this bastard and Ren Wenhua are doing, otherwise he will be the first to report it!

Yu Junsheng kicked Zheng Haiyang a few times but still not satisfied, so he went up and kicked him a few more times.

Xu Dongliang screamed, "Who? Who kicked me?!"

Zheng Haiyang also screamed several times, "Fuck, which bastard actually kicked my ass?!"

With a "bang", Zheng Haiyang felt a kick on his butt and leaned towards Xu Dongliang.

Xu Dongliang had already been beaten so badly that he couldn't even squat steadily. The weight of this adult man suddenly pressed down on him, and he sat down on his buttocks.

Zheng Haiyang just pressed on Xu Dongliang.

Someone outside punched and kicked the two men a few more times. The two men piled up on top of each other, and Zheng Haiyang pressed firmly on Xu Dongliang.

"Bang", another kick.

The two people's faces were stuck together so tightly, and the most terrible thing was that their mouths were kissing each other.

Kissed each other!

Dear, let’s get together!

Suddenly, a heart-wrenching scream rang out:

"Fuck! These two men, two men, they're kissing!!!"