I opened the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 325 Big Bowl Chow Yun-fat

In the distant ancient times, there were many mysterious powers and wonderful existences in the world. Zhenwu Emperor, the famous god, was in his majestic and solemn temple, with an irrepressible sense of pride on his face. His face was red, just like a round apple basked in the scorching sun, and it seemed that he had just received praise from everyone, and he was radiant with excitement, as if he had just successfully slaughtered a super-large fat pig that was rare in the world.

This fat pig was no ordinary creature. It was extremely fat and strong, and it took several people working together to hold it down. To Emperor Zhenwu, slaughtering this pig was like commanding thousands of troops to win an extremely glorious victory. At this moment, he was so excited that his eyes narrowed into a slit. Facing the clear water in front of him, he couldn't wait to loudly praise a person - Chow Yun-fat.

"My dear daughter, listen to me and I will tell you about Chow Yun-fat. He is a very respected person in the distant Hong Kong film industry, just like the sharpest and most important number one machete in the pig slaughterhouse. Think about it carefully, the machete is usually carefully placed on a special rack, the blade is so sharp that it can easily cut hair, and the cold light is flashing, which makes people feel terrified. Other ordinary knives are simply not worth mentioning in front of it, and can only look up to it, which makes people feel awe. And Chow Yun-fat's influence in the film industry is like this machete, no one can match it. He is like the majestic pig king, no matter where he goes, he is domineering and has a strong aura. When other actors see him, it's like a piglet seeing the pig king. Everyone is respectful and no one dares to slack off. They all respect him very much."

The more the Emperor Zhenwu spoke, the more excited he became. His hands were like springs, waving non-stop, like a rapidly spinning windmill. His movements were like he was chopping meat skillfully on a chopping board, and each chop was full of strength, as if a thick piece of pork was really placed in front of him, waiting for his superb skills to process it.

"His representative works, such as The Bund, A Better Tomorrow, and God of Gamblers, are all classics among classics. Once these works were released, their success at the box office was like the fat pigs in our slaughterhouse, which were sold one after another. The speed of sales was amazing, and the money was rolling in like a surging stream. Look, the money in the cash register box is like snowflakes in winter, constantly flying in. Look at the cinema, the crowds are surging, the crowds are dense, just like the customers waiting eagerly to buy fresh pork at the door of our slaughterhouse, and the crowds are huge. The scene was very lively, no less than the grand scene of people going to the market during the Spring Festival.

These movies are not only box office successes, but also highly praised in terms of art. This is like the fine pork carefully selected from our slaughterhouse. The meat is tender and juicy, with the right ratio of fat and lean. No matter what cooking method is used, such as frying, stir-frying, cooking, or deep-frying, the dishes made are delicious and deeply loved and praised by everyone. And Chow Yun-fat has won the Best Actor Award at the Hong Kong Film Awards and the Taiwan Golden Horse Awards for his outstanding performance in these films. These honors are so many that they can be piled up into a towering meat mountain. You might as well imagine that the hill made of trophies is shining in the sun, and each trophy carries the glorious moments of his acting career. When he stood on the high podium, just like the carefully selected and high-quality pork from our slaughterhouse, it was placed in the most conspicuous place on the chopping board, and instantly became the focus of the audience, shining brightly, attracting people involuntarily, and unable to take their eyes off him for a long time. "

Emperor Zhenwu paused for a moment when he reached this point, just like an experienced storyteller who deliberately left the audience in suspense to arouse their curiosity. After a moment, he continued with great interest: "Chow Yun-fat's aura is beyond imagination, just like the dreaded Tyrant Pig. This Tyrant Pig is by no means an ordinary pig. It is extremely large and covered with solid muscles. As long as it appears, it can instantly calm the whole audience without any words. Whether in the virtual world of the movie or in various occasions in real life, as long as Chow Yun-fat stands there, the people around him will immediately become quiet as if they were cast under a spell. This scene is just like the pigs in our slaughterhouse. Once those originally noisy pigs enter the slaughterhouse and feel the serious atmosphere, they instantly become obedient. His majestic appearance is like the boss of our slaughterhouse who has the final say. He is full of domineering. Just by sitting there, without deliberately getting angry, he can naturally exude a majestic momentum that makes people dare not offend easily.

At the same time, he is elegant, just like a pampered and carefully cultivated piglet, exuding a unique and charming charm. This piglet has shiny hair, a strong and upright posture, and walks with his head held high and full of vigor. Chow Yun-fat's pace and posture when walking are just like the way we carry fresh pork and go to the market to sell it happily. His shoulders rise and fall rhythmically with his steps, not to mention how impressive he is. When he smiles, that brilliant smile is like the steaming heat emitted by the pork that has just been slaughtered, with a warm power that can instantly dispel the chill in people's hearts and make people feel extremely warm and comfortable.

My daughter, if you can marry a man like Chow Yun-fat, you will be so proud. In the days ahead, it will be like eating big fat meat every day. When you bite into that big fat meat, it is so greasy, tender and delicious that it will surely make others envious and their eyes almost burst into flames! "

However, when the Mizukage heard the Emperor Zhenwu praising Chow Yun-fat to the skies, he curled his lips in disgust, as if he had seen a pork chop covered in cockroaches. "Dad, please stop! Chow Yun-fat is great, but so what? You know, I heard he has an outrageous habit."

Emperor Zhenwu suddenly became interested, his eyes widened like two copper bells: "What habit? Tell me about it quickly."

Shuiying stood up and gestured exaggeratedly, saying, "I heard that before every filming, Chow Yun-fat has to put a thousand inflatable dolls on the set, and he has to greet them one by one, calling them 'Duck Baby'. Can you imagine?"

After hearing this, Emperor Zhenwu opened his mouth so wide that a football could fit in it. After a long while, he stammered, "This... This is too ridiculous. Is this fake news?"

Mizukage crossed his arms and snorted, "It's even more outrageous! If he goes to an award ceremony, he must ask the organizer to cover the stage with green jelly. He said that this way he would be more inspired when he went on stage to receive the award. But last time, he fell flat on his face as soon as he got on the stage, and jelly splashed everywhere, knocking out the host next to him. You tell me, being with such a weirdo, I have to be nervous every day, afraid that I will be hit by jelly one day!"

Emperor Zhenwu frowned, looking suspicious: "Girl, where did you hear this news?"

The Mizukage blinked and smiled slyly, "On the Internet, that's what's spread on the Internet. Moreover, he has a quirk, he likes to collect toilet plungers of various models, and they are piled up like a mountain at home. He said that each toilet plunger has a unique feel and can give him creative inspiration. Just imagine, if I go to his house and open the door, there are only toilet plungers. The smell will make me faint."

Emperor Zhenwu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and waved his hands helplessly: "Alright, alright, my daughter, Dad got it. It seems that Chow Yun-fat is indeed not suitable."

The Mizukage became more and more excited as he spoke: "There's more, Dad. I heard that he has to bring a huge inflatable Optimus Prime with him when he goes out, saying that it can protect him. Last time he was walking on the street, a strong wind blew Optimus Prime away. He chased Optimus Prime for three blocks, and passers-by thought they were filming a movie. You tell me, if I were with him, I would be treated as a monster when I go out!"

Emperor Zhenwu sighed, with a look of despair on his face: "Alright, my daughter, stop talking. Dad will never make a blind recommendation again."

The Mizukage nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, I'm looking for someone who is a bit more normal. Forget about weird superstars like Chow Yun-fat!"