Please stay away from me, protagonist

Chapter 121 The Queen of the Sea with Eight Boats at One Glance (8)

They never thought that she was a highly educated person with an independent personality, not their pet.

Maybe they have been on top for too long.

And they feel that they will always be high above and looking down on everyone else, but they don't know that their retribution has come.

Tang Feng: "Hang Hang, I need to leave here first. Otherwise, people will think I fell into the toilet."

Pitfall: "Okay, host, then you go back to the original owner's residence first."

Tang Feng: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

Then, Tang Feng felt a pain in the back of his head and he knew nothing.

When Tang Feng woke up again, she found herself on a soft big bed.

Looking around, she saw portraits and photos of the original owner everywhere, and she knew that this was the original owner's home.

She thought the original owner was just narcissistic.

At this moment, the pain in the back of her head reminded her of something.

She shouted angrily: "Where is your man? Where did he run off to? Get out here right now."

After hearing this, Pitfall quickly flew over her head and landed in her hands. It said cautiously, "Host, calm down. Calm down."

As he said this, he gave her a servile massage.

Tang Feng's shoulders felt very comfortable being pressed by its little hands, and she squinted her eyes in enjoyment.

She said, "Not bad, your massage skills are pretty good, please give me massages from now on."

Getting her praise, He Ken smiled naively.

"Okay, host. If you want a massage, just tell me and I'll help you relax."

Tang Feng nodded.

Looking at Tang Feng at this moment, he seemed to be in a good mood, and I felt that the matter could be brought up.

It said cautiously: "Host, is it time to complete our mission?"

Tang Feng: "What mission? Oh, do you mean the mission to help the original owner?

Let’s talk about that in a few days. Why are you planning on asking me to go find those men now?

I'm not sick, I'll go find them.

I'll wait for them to come to me.

If I go to find them, the initiative will be in their hands. If I want to help the original owner, the initiative must be in my own hands.

Otherwise, I might end up like the original owner.

Well, I'm definitely not going to tell you, I just want to have a few more days of relaxation, that's all."

Pitfall: "Okay, host, you don't have to go, but are you just going to mess around for the next few days without even making a plan?"

Tang Feng: "Hey, why are you so annoying, did I say I won't even make a plan? Wait, this reminds me of something."

Kengkeng was puzzled: "What's the matter?"

Tang Feng sneered.

"What else could it be? Have you forgotten how you teleported me here? I still have a pain in the back of my head."

Kengkeng frowned, "Wait a minute, host, you didn't think I hit you on the back of the head? You misunderstood me, it was the cleaning lady who hit you.

If I hadn't teleported you here, you would be dead now.

I teleported you away because I was afraid that when you woke up you would feel socially frustrated and no longer want to work. I meant well, so how could you misunderstand me? "

Tang Feng was surprised: "What? You said it was the cleaning lady, why did she hit me? Could she think I was a thief? Besides, what could she steal in the toilet?"

Kengkeng: "It's not what you think. It's all because of you. You stayed in the toilet for too long, for two or three hours.

Everyone was afraid that something might have happened to you in the toilet, so they decided to send someone to check it out.

Just at this time, the cleaning lady came and was about to go in to clean. They told the cleaning lady to look for you and see what happened to you.

The cleaning lady pushed open the bathroom door and left. After she came in, because you hadn't turned on the lights, your face was swollen again and you didn't want others to see it, so you covered it with your hair.

She was frightened and couldn't see your face, only your hair. She thought you were a female ghost and was so scared that she hit you on the back of your head with a broom and ran away.

After she went out, she kept muttering, "There is a female ghost, there is a female ghost, there is a female ghost in the toilet, this place is haunted," and then she ran away.

Everyone thought the toilet was haunted and ran away. Even now, there are still rumors about you there.

If it were in the world of ghost stories, you might actually be able to come up with a ghost story."

Tang Feng: "I misunderstood you, I apologize. But why did they think it was a ghost? Wouldn't they think I had a stomachache?

Well, maybe it’s because they are all actors and their imaginations are quite wild.

No, wait, isn't it because I disappeared that they thought it was haunted? I was still there, so they knew it was me, not a haunted thing.

So, this is also your fault, don't shirk your responsibility.

And couldn't you remind me? If you reminded me and I teleported away, wouldn't I be hit on the back of the head by the cleaning lady?

Do you know that my head still hurts, and I can still see little stars in my eyes, and everything around me is blurry."

Pitfall: “Is this my fault?”

Tang Feng: "If I don't blame you, how can I blame myself? I am the victim."

Pitfall: “Okay, blame me then.”

Tang Feng asked earnestly, "What's good about that? It's obviously your fault, okay?"

Kengkeng: “Okay, okay.”

Tang Feng then nodded with satisfaction.

She added, "Hengkeng, shouldn't you compensate me? If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been beaten. Don't you think this makes sense?"

Pitfall: "It seems so. Then host, what compensation do you want?"

Tang Feng showed a triumphant smile, but of course it only lasted for a second, and soon she returned to her expressionless face.

She coughed twice and cleared her throat.

"Well, considering that we still have some affection for each other, I won't make things difficult for you. Who are we?

You are my only trusted partner, my lovely little system, so I don't ask much of you. Just this world, you serve me tea and water, give me massages, and come whenever I call."

Kengkeng: "Serving tea and water? Massage? Coming whenever you call, why does it feel like you, the host, are treating me like a maid or a servant?

Aren't you abusing me? Our system cannot be abused. If I am abused and they know that I have no face, will they know that?

No, I won't agree. How about you change your request?"

Tang Feng: "No. I just want you to do this, I don't want to change your request."

As he said this, he folded his hands over his chest, turned his back to Kengkeng, and looked like he was refusing to communicate and was sulking.

Kengkeng: "Host, you have to think about me too. What will I do if others find out about this? They will laugh at me to death. Not only that, I will also be put on the system's pillar of shame and be infamous forever."

Tang Feng turned around after hearing this: "Is it that serious? Didn't your previous host ever think of using you?

This shouldn't be the case. This is something every human host would want to do.

Who doesn't want others to work for you while you do the work yourself? Are all the people before you the best at rolling?"

Pitfall: "It's not that they are all lazy and don't want to do the mission, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen to this point."

Tang Feng nodded: "That's right, being lazy is human nature. But that's not right, why didn't anyone order you around? Could it be that the previous hosts were all morally upright and liked to do things themselves?"