Chapter 176 Insurance 3
Chapter 176 Insurance 3
Very good, it really is a familiar taste.
He had felt something was strange ever since he heard about his seriously ill brother, and it was only at this moment that he understood everything completely.
After figuring it out, Jinbao patted his butt and left, completely forgetting that he seemed to have some important things to deal with.
Wang Qin, who had been slapped twice for no apparent reason and then tricked away by Sanbao, said: Where is that audacious little bastard?!
Wang Qin didn't want anyone to know that he, the chief steward of the imperial court, was slapped twice by a little brat, so he thought of making some moves in secret and finding a way to torture Jin Bao for a longer period of time.
Jinbao escaped the disaster temporarily, but it was a pity for his nominal "master" Li Yu, who was inexplicably beaten up by Wang Qin on duty today and was kicked on the buttocks several times.
Poor thing, he was limping when he came back to the wing room after leaving his duty station.
Li Yu didn't know that all the suffering he had endured was caused by his unlucky apprentice, but when he was woken up in the middle of the night and asked to take care of his apprentice, Li Yu's face turned extremely ugly.
He just took two apprentices, not raised two children, so why were they making a fuss so late at night?
Ordinary eunuchs have the lowest status in the palace. After all, most of the palace maids are girls from respectable bannerman families. Only Han boys who are poor and have difficulty growing up normally will be sent to the palace at a young age to be castrated and become eunuchs. To put it bluntly, their lives are very worthless.
Li Yu worked under Wang Qin in front of the emperor, which made him famous as someone close to the emperor. He was assigned a nice room in the wing, and no longer had to sleep in a large bunk bed with more than ten people like before.
But Jinzhong and Jinbao were not that wealthy, and they were still sleeping in a "medium-sized dormitory". When they made noise at night, the others could not sleep at all, which was why someone woke Li Yu up.
Even someone as good-tempered as Li Yu looked very bad at this moment, but what was even worse was Jinzhong and Jinbao's roommates. Although they didn't dare to say anything to Li Yu, the expressions on their faces clearly showed that they were looking at a "naughty parent" who couldn't discipline his naughty child.
"Bear Parent" Li Yu: ...
Finally seeing his parents, Jinzhong almost burst into tears.
I don't know what the hell Jinbao was crazy about. He came back at night and slapped him on the head twice for no reason. Not only did he hit him first, he also kept muttering, "I'll make you a better star!"
"Let you have a big role!"
"Let you fall in love!"
He understood every word, but Jinzhong didn't understand a word of what was said together. He just knew that the back of his head was hurting.
As a result, just as he was about to fight back, the person who had been acting as if he was blind just now suddenly stopped and immediately stepped forward to take sides, accusing him of bullying Jinbao on a daily basis.
Jinzhong looked at Li Yu with red eyes, like a pitiful dog.
Li Yu looked at Jinbao again. For some reason, after seeing Jinbao's expression, Li Yu suddenly felt an inexplicable itch in his teeth.
Compared to the pitiful Jinzhong, Jinbao, who is usually silent, is particularly different today, and even looks like he deserves a beating.
"Jinbao, what's going on..."
Li Yu had just started asking questions when the onlookers who had not dared to speak just now became angry.
"Eunuch Li Yu, how could you come up here and question Jin Bao?"
"I……"
"You have two disciples. Even if you don't treat them equally, you can't be too partial to one, right?"
"I……"
"Jinbao has been wronged all the time, and today he just mustered up the courage to fight back. Why are you being so harsh?"
Li Yu: Are these people really eunuchs and not just some kind-hearted aunties gathered from some village?
Is there anyone who can give me a chance to say something first?
The night was dark, and everyone was a servant. If they didn't get enough sleep at night, they would easily feel sleepy on duty the next day. Li Yu didn't want to delay any longer, so he took his two apprentices away and "escaped" from here.
When he carried his two apprentices back to his residence, he suddenly realized that there was no place for the two kids to sleep!
Although Li Yu became very crooked in the later period and only believed in Ruyi's twisted logic, he was still a rare gentle person in the palace. The night was cold, and he would not kick his two little disciples out to stay in the cold for a night.
"Tell me what's going on."
Li Yu pinched his brows, feeling extremely tired after a long day.
Being kicked around by his master during the day and having to judge cases for his apprentice at night, he began to envy the leisurely peacock in the imperial concubine's palace.
Jinzhong first experienced being inexplicably hit on the head and being taken sides, and then he witnessed the scene of everyone blaming Li Yu. For a moment, he did not dare to speak.
He suspected that he had been possessed by evil spirits.
Although he didn't know whether he or Jinbao was possessed by evil spirits, he knew something was definitely wrong. He didn't dare to say anything for fear that the strangeness would make things worse.
The eldest disciple who had always been eloquent now looked like a gourd with its mouth sawed off. Li Yu turned to look at Jinbao, the disciple who had always been loyal and honest.
As a result, Jinbao curled his lips and said something that was completely irrelevant.
"Master, I'm sleepy. Where should I sleep?"
Li Yu's thoughts were instantly diverted from reconciling the relationship between the master and the apprentice to the very practical issue of accommodation. After all, if the three of them, the master and the apprentice, did not want to have a long talk, they really had to solve the sleeping problem as soon as possible.
Seeing Li Yu start to pace back and forth thinking about the location of the room, Jinzhong was even more glad that he had not spoken up just now.
Look, how weird it is! His master is such a smart man, but he was led astray by just one sentence. If this isn't possessing an evil spirit, there are other possibilities!
After inspecting his own small plot of land, Li Yu had no other choice but to ask hesitantly, "Want to squeeze in tonight?"
Jinzhong was dumbfounded.
But Li Yu really couldn't stay up all night. It would not be a good experience if Wang Qin caught him tomorrow because of lack of rest. Besides, they were all people who had squeezed into the big bunk bed before, so it was no big deal. It was just that his bed was a little small.
Jinbao immediately took off his shoes and got on the kang, occupying a piece of territory first.
What a joke! When I was on a mission, I was not afraid of dressing up as a man and squeezing together with other men. Now that everyone is a eunuch, it doesn't matter even more. All the serious men with two legs are stinky!
In order to take revenge on these two supporting actors who stole the show, Jinbao has made up his mind. Tonight, he will let out a series of loud farts in bed when they are not paying attention, to teach them a lesson.
Li Yu, who was already exhausted, took off his coat and lay down. Jin Zhong gritted his teeth and followed his master's movements to take off his shoes.
It was obvious that the three masters and apprentices were all a bit tall and strong, but the bed was a bit cramped, so the three of them could only squeeze together tightly.
Jinbao pressed his butt against Li Yu in the middle, using a twisted posture to gain more space for himself.
Jinzhong was afraid that if the three of them stuck together, the "evil" among them would run around and who knows who it would run onto, so he tried his best to keep a distance of less than a finger between him and Li Yu.
Li Yu in the middle felt that he was completely out of energy. He let his two apprentices "practice" on both sides and slowly closed his eyes.
It was cold in winter, and the master had the best charcoal to keep warm. As a servant, I didn't deserve such treatment, so I could only force myself to sleep.
Today, the three masters and apprentices squeezed together. Although it was cramped, it was indeed a rare warmth. Li Yu pulled up the quilt and slowly fell asleep in the warmth.
“Dudududududu——Puff↗~~~”
The heavy sound waves almost broke the quilt, and the strong smell made it difficult for Li Yu to open his eyes.
Jinzhong even started howling:
"It's loud and smelly, but it also burns my eyes!!"
The system was instantly awakened from its brief hibernation, calling out to its host in a terrified voice.
"Host!! What's going on? Is there a time traveler coming here on a motorcycle?!"
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