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Chapter 132 Huang Daxianer

Huang Xian'er was a weasel before he became an adult. He cultivated in the mountains for nearly a thousand years before gaining spiritual intelligence.

Excited, she ran down the mountain and met a candidate on his way. She approached him and asked, "Do you think I am a human or an immortal?"

The scholar smiled and said, "I think you look like the guardian deity of my Dong family."

As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Xian'er's cultivation increased by 500 years. Meanwhile, the scholar's hair turned white, his face wrinkled, and he collapsed to the ground, lifeless.

Huang Xianer knew that this was the way of heaven to balance the world. If one side increased, the other side would definitely decrease.

Originally, she could only transform into a human form, but now she has become an immortal. The scholar naturally cannot bear it, so he died.

Fortunately, the scholar has already married and has children.

The contract has been signed and cannot be violated. You must never do anything bad to the Dong family, not even have evil thoughts in your heart. Otherwise, once you break the contract, you will be wiped out.

Huang Xian'er disguised herself as a fleeing girl and ran to the scholar's home, taking care of the mother and son until the scholar's son Dong Zhiyuan became the top scorer in the imperial examination and was eventually appointed prime minister.

Looking at the still young and beautiful Huang Xian'er, Dong Zhiyuan began to have evil thoughts. Huang Xian'er knew that it was time for her to leave.

In this way, Huang Xian'er watched the Dong family's ups and downs, and always lent a hand when the Dong family was in danger. When they were impoverished, she also showed up to help them, so as to prevent them from starving to death and being cut off from the family roots.

The scholar gave her 500 years of cultivation, and she has also protected the Dong family for more than 500 years.

The Dong family has been getting worse with each generation. By the time of Dong Yixuan's generation, there were only orphans and a widowed mother left in the family. They were extremely poor in the village.

Dong's mother was lazy and greedy, and Dong Yixuan was even more ignorant. He kept saying, "Everything is inferior, only reading is superior." He didn't even know where the few acres of land at home were.

The mother and son have a very bad reputation in the village.

Huang Xian'er had no choice but to transform herself into a little girl of seven or eight years old and fled to the Dong family, saying that as long as they could give her food, she would be willing to do the laundry, cook, and serve the whole family.

Dong's mother was extremely happy and kept saying that you are the lucky star of the Dong family and that if her son graduates from high school, she will marry you.

Dong Yixuan passed the imperial examination and became a scholar. He was just 20 years old that year.

Dong's mother thought her son had a promising future. Furthermore, he was very handsome, and the daughter of Mr. Zhang from the town had taken a liking to him and offered to sponsor him to take the imperial examination. So Dong's mother discussed with Dong Yixuan and decided to drive Huang Xian'er away.

Huang Xian'er pried against the door and said pitifully, "Husband, do you really not want me anymore?"

"Yes"

"Husband, are you sure your Dong family doesn't need me anymore?"

"Sure! Get out of here now."

As soon as Dong Yixuan finished speaking, Huang Xian'er realized that the contract that bound her to Heaven was gone, and she felt a sense of relief. So she left happily.

Huang Xian'er hated this family very much. They exploited her every day, made her serve them like a slave, and made her eat leftover soup and vegetables every day.

Without the constraints of Heaven, she wanted to play a prank, mainly to test Heaven's reaction. In the past, she cursed the Dong family in her heart, and her head hurt so much that it was about to explode.

So the day after Huang Xian'er left, Dong's mother went to the toilet and fell directly into the pit, smelling foul. She was fished out by the crowd and was happily given the title of Dong Xiucai's cesspool mother.

Huang Xian'er felt that this prank was not punished.

Damn, if I had known this, I would have asked the Dong family to kick me out earlier.

So they started to find a way to make Dong Yixuan fart deliberately when he and Miss Zhang were on a blind date, making the smell so bad that Miss Zhang was driven away.

Dong Yixuan's talent was mediocre. If he hadn't been freed from all the family chores and focused solely on studying, he would have only passed the imperial examination and become a scholar. Seeing the Zhang family's immense wealth, he felt that spending money and donating money to become an official would be just as effective. Although he still studied, he wasn't as diligent as before. Now, he's even trying every possible means to seduce Miss Zhang.

When he took the examination for the Juren degree, he failed as expected.

The villagers laughed at him. They had always claimed that their son was the top scholar, but now it turned out that he hadn't even made the list.

Miss Zhang was interested in Dong Yixuan at first, but later she got involved with another handsome man and stopped spending money on him.

That handsome man was given to her by Huang Xianer.

Dong Yixuan and his mother became increasingly poorer.

One day, Dong Yixuan had an idea and thought that Huang Xian'er had left and taken away his luck, so he found a Taoist priest and asked him to exorcise demons.

The Taoist priest failed to defeat him, but his master came instead. Huang Xian'er was unable to defeat his master, and was trapped in the Taoist priest's treasure bottle, nearly losing his soul.

"I want that lousy Taoist priest to pay with his life!"

"What about the Dong family? The Dong family's ancestor knew he wouldn't pass the exam, so he said you were the guardian deity. He wanted you to bless his descendants.

"And the Dong family hasn't treated you well in the past 500 years. You've been their slave for a long time, and they haven't treated you any favors."

"I know, but it was the Dong family's ancestor who gave me 500 years of cultivation. I should consider these years as repayment for his kindness. But Dong Yixuan's generation has already repaid it. I want them to be poor and destitute for the rest of their lives and never be able to turn their lives around."

"Okay, as you wish!" After saying that, Sheng Jiang disappeared.

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The day has come when the Taoist priest wants to recapture Huang Xianer.

"Monster, don't bring disaster to the world!"

"Damn Taoist priest! Which eye saw me causing trouble to the world? I'm practicing in the mountains, how does that bother you? Why are you meddling in my business? You humans are coming to arrest me without any reason! Do you think I'm easy to bully?"

"But you are a fairy!"

"It's true that I'm a demon who has cultivated into a spirit. But am I necessarily bad? What about you humans? Are you all good people? You stinking Taoist priest! Don't act like you're doing good for humanity!

Don't think I don't know why you captured me. Isn't it just for my flesh and skin? My flesh can be used as medicine, and my skin can be made into furs. The flesh and skin of a spirit like mine must be worth a fortune in the market, right?

Fang Liancheng thought of the 2 taels of gold reward, swallowed his saliva, and stared at Sheng Jiang with greedy eyes, "Monster, today is the day you die!"

"Really?" Sheng Jiang said nonchalantly, "Look at yourself, can you still move? I don't know who is the butcher and who is the meat between us."

Fang Liancheng tried to move, but couldn't. It was as if his entire body was under a spell, unable to move. He strained with all his might, mobilizing all his spiritual energy to break free from this control. But there was no response at all.

"Monster! What did you do?" Fang Liancheng was shocked.

"Nothing, I just think you're too annoying and want to play with you."

Ginger whistled, and all the animals on the mountain came running over.

Sheng Jiang stroked Big Brain Axe's big head and said, "Big Brain Axe, was it that stinky Taoist priest who wanted to capture you before?"

Big Axe cooperated and touched the palm of Ginger's hand. "Yes, that's him and those stinky Taoist priests in their Taoist temple. If we hadn't all awakened our spiritual intelligence and distrusted them, and hadn't run away quickly, we might have all been captured by them. But for many of our friends who didn't awaken their spiritual intelligence, we don't even know where they took them to."

Sheng Jiang dispersed Fang Liancheng's cultivation and said to the big tiger, "Go ahead, take revenge if you have revenge, and avenge if you have grievance."

At the tiger's command, the other animals, monkeys, and foxes all ran over and chased the people from the Taoist temples away.

The big tiger looked at Fang Liancheng with disdain. "You stinky Taoist priest, aren't you very capable? Why are you running away? Didn't you claim that you drank 18 bowls of wine? So you don't take me seriously?"

How could Fang Liancheng, who had no cultivation left, possibly outrun a tiger? Even climbing a tree wasn't as fast as a tiger, and there were monkeys in the tree.

Over the years, he and the people in the Taoist temple have hunted countless animals, many of which are intelligent.

Sheng Jiang thought for a moment, then reached out and grabbed all the people from the Taoist temple. One by one, they dropped from the sky into the forest. He set up a barrier, letting the tigers play freely inside.

For a moment, the screams and cries were so sad and miserable that they sounded so beautiful to the ears.

Sheng Jiang left here. Those stinky Taoist priests wouldn't live long anyway.

As soon as I got to the foot of the mountain, I met Dong Yixuan and a group of villagers.

"You, you, why did you come out?" Dong Yixuan looked panicked.

"Why can't I come out? I just went to the mountain to pick some mushrooms."

"How could a monster like you possibly be able to come out? Taoist Fang's magic is so powerful!"

"Sir, what are you talking about? Who are you calling a monster?"

"The Taoist priest said you are a monster."

Sheng Jiang asked, "If I were a monster, would I have been able to work like a slave in your family for so many years? Would you have been able to live so long? Would you have been able to pass the imperial examination?"

The villagers were also talking about it.

"That's right. When the fairy girl first came, she was only twelve or thirteen years old. When she arrived at their house, she served them, chopping wood, farming, washing clothes, cooking, and doing everything inside and outside the house by herself. She could do it better than a man."

"I think the fairy girl is a fairy girl."

"That's right. Although the Dong family was poor before, they had enough to eat and drink, and didn't have to worry about anything. After Xian'er left, strange things happened one after another to the Dong family, and the in-laws they had agreed to marry returned their money. The Dong family's dream of wealth and glory was gone."

"What do you call this? They say a man who harms his wife will never gain anything. Mrs. Dong used to say Xian'er was their child bride and treated her like a nobody. Now, the day after Xian'er left, she even fell into the cesspool when she went to the toilet. Mr. Dong, on the other hand, isn't studying seriously. He's always flirting with Miss Zhang.

What a pity! There are so many handsome men in the world. Miss Zhang changes men like she changes clothes. Who doesn't know that? For example, Dong Xiucai was tired of Miss Zhang after less than two months and was dumped. Now, his dream of wealth and fame is gone, and his studies have also fallen behind.

Sheng Jiang listened to these discussions and thought that most people were normal. In that case, let's wish this village a lifetime of good weather and good harvests, except for Dong Yixuan's family.

From then on, the villagers noticed a strange phenomenon. While everyone else's fields were blessed with good weather and abundant harvests, Dong Yixuan's family was the exception. Not only did they constantly encounter misfortune, but their crops also failed to produce a single harvest.

The mother and son were so hungry that they were skin and bones, pale and emaciated. They went to other people's homes to ask for food but no one paid any attention to them.

In the past, the villagers were afraid that his son would take revenge when he became successful, so they gave him some face and some food.

Now the son is already in his forties or fifties. He has taken exams all his life but has not even passed the imperial examination. This is probably how his life will be. Who will care about them?

Sheng Jiang thought about it and came up with an interesting idea. Since you want to pass the imperial examination so much, why not create a dream for you?

So one night, after Dong Yixuan fell asleep, he dreamed that he finally passed the provincial examination at the age of 54.

He was so happy that he went crazy. He ran and shouted, "I won! I won!" He looked very miserable, with his hair disheveled, his face covered in dirt, and his clothes torn. His neighbors came to see him. Some laughed at him, while others pitied him.

"I can't believe that Dong Yixuan is so capable and actually passed the exam."

"Isn't it? From now on, they will all be juren masters."

"Look at him, is he crazy? He keeps shouting, 'I won, I won!'"

Someone came forward and tried to talk to Dong Yuxuan, but he ignored them and continued shouting, "I won, I won," crying and laughing at the same time.

Someone pulled the butcher aside and said, "You're very brave. I heard that if a madman is frightened by a vicious person, he might become normal again. Go and try it."

The butcher didn't dare to go, because this was no longer the poor scholar he used to be.

The man then advised, "If Mr. Dong becomes normal, wouldn't that be a good deed for you? He will definitely be grateful."

"Then you all have to testify for me. I didn't mean to scare him."

"Of course, go quickly."

The butcher was still a little timid. Finally, he mustered up the courage to spit in his palm, rubbed it a few times, rolled up his sleeves, and slapped Dong Yixuan's face twice.

Seeing that he was still grinning foolishly and shouting "I got it, I got it", he made up his mind and slapped him dozens of times in a row, until Dong Yixuan's face turned into a pig's head and he passed out.

After a long time, Dong Yixuan woke up, his eyes began to clear up, and he looked at the people surrounding him and asked, "What's wrong with me?"

"Are you awake, kid? You just fainted."

Dong Yixuan thought about it and asked, "Did I pass the imperial examination?"

Who knew that the group of people changed their words and said, "I think you are stupid, right? What do you mean by passing the imperial examination? You have been taking exams for your whole life, and you are still just a scholar. How can you pass the imperial examination? If you pass the imperial examination, our village will also benefit from it."

"Could it be that the person who brought the good news didn't come?" Dong Yixuan still didn't give up. This couldn't be a dream.

"How can this not be a dream? This is the dream I created for you!" Ginger said with a smile.

Dong Yixuan woke up with a cry of "Ah" in anger. He looked around and found that he was still living in the same shabby thatched house. The rice jars at home were empty and spider webs were everywhere.

My mother was still groaning in bed, looking skinny and bony. She had no money to see a doctor, so she was just trying to bear it, and who knew how long she could hold on.

Sheng Jiang gave him the memories of his previous life.

In his previous life, a Taoist priest took Huang Xian'er away and sold her for a high price. Thanks to Dong Yixuan's information, he gave him a clever talisman, which helped him pass the imperial examinations all the way to the top scorer, and was even granted a residence by the emperor.

There are countless maids and servants at home. When he goes out, he drives luxury cars and entertains high-ranking officials. He is not rich at all!

Is this how the world is now?

Dong Yixuan, who couldn't stand the difference between the two lives, went crazy.

This time he's really crazy, the kind that can't be cured.

Later, he ran around like a madman and subconsciously wandered into the forest to look for Huang Xianer.

As a result, I met Fang Liancheng.

"You stinky scholar! You've caused me so much trouble!"

Fang Liancheng was furious. "If you hadn't led me to this forest, I wouldn't have been trapped here for decades!"

Dong Yixuan ignored him and continued running around like crazy, shouting "I won, I won, this is not true, this is not true"

Fang Liancheng doesn't care about that. He has really had enough of these decades.

That big tiger was just teasing him. All the others died, but he was not killed.

He swallowed it, then spat it out again. He even said he'd lick his fur. The barbs on his tongue, don't you think? He licked me until I was covered in blood. He goes through this torture every day. Really, animals are animals!

All this was caused by Dong Yixuan!

So Fang Liancheng took a stone and hit Dong Yixuan on the head, killing him.

The next second, the tiger ate Fang Liancheng, but this time he refused to spit it out.

Not long after Dong Yixuan ran away, his mother passed away.

Ginger sends their souls to the 18th level of hell.

Huang Xian'er is not a bad person by nature. After Sheng Jiang returned her body to her, she devoted herself to practicing for another 500 years, and then ascended to the upper realm. This time she became a true immortal.