Quick Wear: Don't Follow the Plot and Feel Good

Chapter 193: On the wedding night, my husband ascended to heaven

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Ning Qingqing of the Hehuan Sect is naturally charming.

The master said that if she practiced dual cultivation with a male cultivator, her ascension speed would be the fastest among all the disciples.

So the senior sister gave her a few books, "My Days of Sex with the Abstinent Male God" and "What Cold Male God? It Turns Out to Be..."

Second Senior Sister, "Little Junior Sister, remember, our goal is to ascend, don't take it too seriously."

Ning Qingqing just wanted to find someone to practice dual cultivation with seriously.

So he picked up a casual cultivator named Lu Haoze in the world of cultivation and returned to the Hehuan Sect.

Lu Haoze cared about her and took care of her in every way. The two soon decided to get married.

Who would have thought that on the wedding night, Lu Haoze, naked, suddenly began to glow all over, and then scattered into stars.

Holy shit! I haven't even ascended yet, and he's already ascended?

Ning Qingqing, feeling hurt, began to specialize in the way of ruthlessness.

1000 years later, she became the first female cultivator in the Hehuan Sect to ascend to heaven through practicing the ruthless sword art.

The cultivation world was in an uproar!

After arriving in the upper realm, Ning Qingqing looked for Lu Haoze everywhere. Someone asked, "Is that the guy who ascended naked?"

Ning Qingqing: ??? Holy crap! I forgot about this. How embarrassing.

"Who is that? I don't know him," he said and turned and ran away.

After spending a long time in the upper realm, she also found out that Lu Haoze already had a wife. After 1000 years, how could he still be waiting for her?

She had given up on looking for Lu Haoze, but Lu Haoze found her instead, bringing with him another delicate flower demon, Bai Lian.

In front of her, he stabbed Bai Lian with his sword.

"Qingqing, I'm sorry. I've been waiting for you for so many years. If it weren't for that bitch seducing me, we would have been together a long time ago."

This outrageous move completely stunned Ning Qingqing. Who was this kind person who came up and killed people without saying anything?

While Ning Qingqing was confused, Lu Haoze stabbed her with another sword.

Only after Ning Qingqing's death did she find out that Bai Lian was not dead, but Lu Haoze was a substitute for her.

He killed her when she wasn't paying attention. Then he let Bai Lian eat her flesh and drink her blood. He replaced Bai Lian's blood and bones, and from then on, Bai Lian became an immortal. She lived happily with Lu Haoze.

"I want that bastard to die miserably!" Ning Qingqing shouted angrily.

"As you wish!" After saying that, Sheng Jiang disappeared.

……

Lu Haoze was originally from the upper realm. He came to the lower realm to find a perfect root bone for Bai Lian to help her cultivate.

Bai Lian was able to reach the upper realm because she saved a wandering cultivator. When that wandering cultivator ascended to heaven, he also took her to the upper realm.

I originally thought that I could live forever in the upper realm, but who knew that I would still have to practice constantly there.

Bai Lian's bones are not good and she cannot practice cultivation. Living to 1000 years old is already her limit.

Lu Haoze planned to find her a person with good physique. People from the upper realm were not easy to deal with, so he fled to the lower realm.

He had originally planned to marry Ning Qingqing on their wedding night when she was wholeheartedly devoted to him and in love with him, but he didn't expect that he would ascend to heaven first.

It would be very difficult to go to the lower realm again. Even the laws of heaven would not allow it.

I can only wait until Ning Qingqing reaches the upper realm before I can make plans.

Now, here comes ginger.

Since you've already reached the lower realm, don't go back. Let me show you the strength of our Hehuan Sect.

In the Hehuan Sect, there is no such thing as a woman having only one man. As long as a woman likes a man, she will find a way to practice dual cultivation with him, regardless of whether the man is willing or not.

To put it bluntly, men are tools.

Sheng Jiang remembered that the eldest sister had countless boyfriends. Maybe only a few dozen?

Her bones weren't great, but she was very good at cultivation. To this day, her cultivation was number one among all the disciples in the sect.

Why not give her another one? I imagine the eldest sister will be extremely excited. After all, it is a body of an immortal who came down from the upper realm.

Immediately, Sheng Jiang rushed to the cultivation world, knocked Lu Haoze unconscious, and sealed his cultivation to the Nascent Soul stage. This was one level lower than the senior sister. This time, they were sure to have fun for a long time.

When I came back, I happened to meet my fifth senior brother.

Fifth Brother's eyes lit up, "Eh? Little Junior Sister, have you finally figured it out? In my opinion, you should have listened to Master and found someone to practice dual cultivation with. Maybe you would have ascended to heaven by now."

"Tsk tsk, this guy's appearance, bones, and figure are really perfect. As expected of Junior Sister, she has good taste!"

The eldest sister heard the voice and ran over, "Junior sister, where did you find such a top-notch one? I haven't come across one in the entire cultivation world."

"I picked up a casual cultivator"

"Where did you pick them up? I want to go too and pick up ten or eight more."

"Don't go, it's gone. There's only one like it in the entire cultivation world."

Ginger threw the person to her and said, "If you like it, I'll give it to you."

The eldest sister's eyes sparkled, and she started to squirm awkwardly. "How can I be so embarrassed, little sister?"

"I plan to practice the ruthless sword art. So men are of no use to me."

"what?"

A few more people came over, they were the second senior sister, the third senior brother, and the fourth senior sister.

The second sister touched Sheng Jiang's forehead and asked, "You don't have a fever, do you?"

"Junior Sister, do you know how hard it is to practice the ruthless sword art? I heard that one has to swing the sword at least 20,000 times a day."

"That's right. Don't let yourself become a female Vajra before you achieve great success in cultivation."

"I can't even imagine that my usually delicate and soft little sister will one day turn into a Barbie doll."

"It's okay. Don't worry! By then, I'll be invincible in the entire cultivation world. I'll ensure you have a worry-free life."

In their previous lives, these fellow disciples all went to the upper realms and could not find Ning Qingqing. However, they all sensed a familiar aura from Bai Lian.

Before they could find out the truth, they were killed by Lu Haoze.

"Qingqing, have you made up your mind?"

Sheng Jiang looked up and saw a little old man. "Master, I've made up my mind. It's just sword training, I know how to do it now."

As he spoke, he flew up on his sword, leaving the crowd stunned.

"I want to fly with a sword too, it looks so cool."

"Is it so cold that you want to cry? Hahaha, look at the little junior sister in the sky, she's so cold that her nose is running."

"I still think my spaceship is better. It can also block the wind."

Regardless, Sheng Jiang spread the word about his cultivation of the ruthless way. The eldest sister happily carried Lu Haoze to her own cave.

Sheng Jiang thought for a moment, then reached out again, directly through the void, and pulled down the white lotus and gave it to the fifth brother.

Only the eldest sister and the fifth brother are the most lustful. One is fond of men, the other is fond of women.

Second Senior Sister and her boyfriend were childhood sweethearts, and their relationship was very close. In a previous life, Second Senior Sister died, and Second Brother-in-law wanted to avenge her.

Fourth Senior Sister has a fiancé, and the two of them are very sweet together.

Third Senior Brother likes men. This... But fortunately, he only finds men with the same interests.

Jiang began to declare a retreat, focusing on spiritual practice. In fact, he took out some melon seeds and dried fish and started eating melon with Duoduo.

When Lu Haoze woke up, he found a bright and outspoken woman next to him. She looked ordinary and frowned. "Who are you? Why am I here?"

The eldest sister was very excited, "I am your lover. My dear husband, today is our wedding night. Come, drink this glass of wine, and let's go into the bridal chamber together."

Lu Haoze resisted.

"Hey, you're not shy anymore, are you?" The eldest sister's voice sounded pretentious, and her body was almost pressed against Lu Haoze. "I like you like this. Drink it quickly."

Lu Haoze was furious. "How dare you tease this Immortal Lord?"

As he spoke, he was about to use his spiritual energy to attack the eldest sister, but the eldest sister dodged it easily.

"Oh, that's strong enough, I like it even more"

Lu Haoze was so angry that he attacked again, but was dodged by the senior sister again.

I was shocked. How could my skills have regressed? How could I, a person from the upper realm, not even be able to defeat a mere Divine Transformation from the lower realm?

"What did you do to me? Why can't I beat you?"

The eldest sister was innocent, really innocent. "Husband, I didn't do anything. You can't beat me, is it possible that you are too weak?"

"How is that possible? I am from the upper realm!"

"Oh, then what are you doing in the underworld?"

Lu Haoze remained silent. He wasn't stupid, so was he going to get scolded if he told the truth?

The eldest sister raised the cup of wine again and said, "Come on, be good, drink it quickly."

Lu Haoze still looked at her stubbornly, "Bitch! Don't even think about it! I won't give in!"

The eldest sister's patience ran out, and she slapped him in the face. "Don't refuse a toast and then drink a forfeit! I'm not that delicate queen. I have plenty of strength and means!"

She started pouring wine like Third Sister You, "Come on, drink! Drink for me! Drink!"

Lu Haoze, forced to drink the wine, felt humiliated and vomited non-stop. But before he even started vomiting, his whole body began to twist and turn, and he kept shouting about the heat.

That’s right, that’s not an ordinary wine. It’s the seductive wine researched by the senior sister, specifically for men who look like dudes.

Although the eldest sister was lustful, she was not stupid. In the past, her relationships with those male cultivators were all consensual. But now, this one, although he had good roots and looked righteous, who knew what kind of person he was at heart?

He just claimed to be from the higher realms, but when asked about his purpose, he refused to tell me. Clearly, it wasn't a good thing.

The junior sister also said that he was not a good person, so there was no need to be polite and she could torture him however she wanted. Of course, she had to listen to the junior sister.

When Lu Haoze woke up, he felt like the sky had fallen. Seeing the senior sister looking at him with interest, he quickly pulled up the quilt to cover himself, "You...you devil, what did you do to me?!"

"Of course I did what men and women should do."

"You!" Lu Haoze suddenly covered his face and cried, "Wuwu... I'm not clean anymore"

Oh my god! What's wrong with this male protagonist? Shouldn't he be enraged, sword drawn, seeking revenge? Why has he become a little man?

The eldest sister saw him sobbing for a while, then gave up trying to comfort him. She said impatiently, "Alright, alright, stop crying! Isn't this what you male cultivators often do to female cultivators? When they don't agree, you force yourself on them. Why, when it comes to you men, you're not happy? Didn't you feel pretty good last night?"

Lu Haoze cried even harder.

The main thing is that the senior sister's aphrodisiac is not an ordinary medicine. It not only makes people desire, but also makes people have different feelings for her.

Look, the male protagonist of the sad novel is here!

Lu Haoze cried for a while, then remembered something and felt something. Damn! He cried again, even harder than before.

My innocence was gone, and my cultivation hadn't increased. I was so angry that I wanted to die. But I was saved by the eldest sister again.

"Don't worry. Although I had many boyfriends before, I've broken up with them all. From now on, I'll only be with you. Don't cry, baby."

"Really?" Lu Haoze's eyes were still tearful, and he looked a little broken.

"Really, more real than pearls"

"What if you betray me in the future?"

"Don't worry, it's impossible. I swear to God, I will always treat you well and love you forever." The scumbag senior sister is really good at saying sweet words.

The eldest sister vaguely recalled something from her past life. Thinking that this scumbag had actually deceived the younger sister's feelings, she was so angry that she wanted to kill him with a knife! Now she wanted to let him taste the feeling of being deceived!

Over there, Bai Lian was in the same situation, because the fifth brother asked the eldest sister for an aphrodisiac.

The fifth brother is even worse. He won't even try to coax her, and once he gets what he wants, he turns his back on her. This is simply because he hates innocent white lotuses the most. His mother was killed by white lotuses.

Bai Lianhua cried because she finally had the chance to go to the upper realm, but she didn't know which bastard dragged her back!

She knew that dual cultivation could increase one's cultivation level, so why did the man's cultivation level keep increasing while hers still had no cultivation at all?

What's even more strange is that she clearly has a lover, but she actually has feelings for this man? Would she be hurt by his attitude?

"Husband, how can you be so heartless?"

"How am I heartless?"

"How are you not heartless? You turn hostile as soon as you pull up your pants. You are absolutely heartless and ungrateful!"

"Okay, stop being unreasonable. I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

Bai Lian: ...

1000 years later, everyone in the Hehuan Sect ascended to the upper realm.

Only Lu Haoze and Bai Lian are still trapped in their original realm and have not changed.

Before leaving, Sheng Jiang told Bai Lian, "If you still want to live, you must change your bones. Lu Haoze's bones are very good."

"I don't believe it! How come he hasn't made any progress in all these years?"

"That's because I sealed his Dantian. He's my enemy, how could I let him ascend?"

Sheng Jiang said, "I have dissipated all his cultivation, making him no different from an ordinary person. If you want to cultivate, you must eat his flesh, drink his blood, and then take his bones and put them into your body. Only then can you truly change your fragile constitution."

Bai Lian was also a ruthless person. Even though Fifth Senior Brother had cured her of the aphrodisiac poison, she still remembered Lu Haoze. When it came to her own life, her lover was no longer important, and she simply stabbed him with her sword.

Before he died, Lu Haoze was still in disbelief, his eyes wide open.

Humph, let him also taste the feeling of having his flesh eaten and his blood drunk.

Bai Lian felt the surging spiritual power in his body and laughed loudly towards the sky.

She doesn't have to worry about dying anymore, hahahaha.

The next second, he fell to the ground and exploded to death.

What a joke! Lu Haoze is an immortal. How could the spiritual power in his body be endured by people from the lower realm?

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