The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

Chapter 192 Attack the Dog Emperor!

After the number one general was put on the ground by his mother, he immediately turned into the number one naughty child in Sangjia Village, crying and rolling on the ground.

His noisy voice successfully attracted the grandfather and grandson who were on top of the tank, looking up at the sky and laughing endlessly.

Shi Shi straightened up, looked down, and saw that his family had all come. He was so happy that he wanted to jump down.

As a result, I caught a glimpse of my grandmother still lying on her back with her hands on her hips.

I wonder, does grandma also like to show off so much?

Haven’t you laughed enough?

As expected, she is the grandmother of the corpse!

Her lung capacity is stronger than that of a corpse. Even the corpse can’t laugh anymore, but I didn’t expect that grandma can still hold on!

Awesome, tribute to grandma!

Shishi couldn't help but cast a sincere and admiring look at her grandmother, only to see her grandmother turn her head slowly and with difficulty.

Wang turned around, her wheat-colored old face still slightly flushed, her lips moved a few times, and then she closed her eyes again, whispering something difficult to say:

"My dear, come and help grandma."

After hearing this, Shishi was a little confused and went forward to support her grandmother. Then she felt as if her grandmother had put all her weight on her.

"Grandma, what's the matter with you?"

Wang had no mouth to respond to Shisi's words. She clenched her back teeth tightly and it took her a long time to slowly stand up straight.

The first thing he did after he stood firm was to smile at the corpse, shake his head, and say through gritted teeth:

"Grandma, it's okay!

The milk is very good! "

She is still young and she also wants to save face!!!

The nervous corpse believed it, after all, grandma would not lie to the corpse!

After confirming that grandma was okay, Shisi turned his body to the outside, bent his legs slightly and was about to jump down again.

In the end, he didn't jump again, and was held back by her breast.

Shishi turned his head again, confused, with a puzzled look in his eyes.

Wang laughed and said with an embarrassed expression:

"Haha, well, dear!

How about you carry me down with you so I can see how powerful you are?"

Wang secretly rubbed her old waist with her hands behind her back, and spoke with a guilty and unconfident look, as if she was afraid that her little granddaughter would notice something.

Shi Shi's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Hoo! The time to prove your strength has come again!

Without any preparation, he picked up his grandmother, who was taller than him, in a princess carry and jumped.

Wang's scream was still stuck in her throat when she landed safely.

"Grandma, this isn't high enough. How about I take you to the top of the mountain and jump?"

Shishi felt that the tank's height was not enough to show his strength at all, so he chose a better place to show his strength and made a suggestion.

When Wang heard this, her old face turned pale with fright. She endured the pain in her waist and quickly jumped out of her granddaughter's arms.

After she landed, she held her waist and took two steps back, as if she was afraid that Shi Shi would pick her up without saying a word and run to the top of the mountain to jump down.

After retreating to a safe distance, Wang stammered and praised:

“Hehe~ No need.

Grandma has already felt how powerful Guaibao is."

Wang paused for a moment, then seemed to have thought of something. Her eyebrows raised, her eyes glared, and she warned sternly:

"You're not allowed to dance, you little bitch, understand!"

Although this girl is very capable, the mountain is so high, what if something happens?

Tsk~ Grandma must be from Sichuan, right?

Shisi had seen Sichuan's special performances on TV, and they were exactly the same as her grandmother's.

"You little bitch! Did you hear me talking to you?"

When Wang saw that she didn't respond and was still looking at her in a daze, she immediately became angry.

Shi Shi looked at the face that changed color again and couldn't help but ask.

"Grandma, are you from Sichuan?"

"Huh? What the hell?"

Wang was also confused by her irrelevant question.

The corpse, who was already very good at observing people's expressions, said nothing more when he saw grandma's expression. Instead, he hung his head and said in a weak voice:

"I know, grandma. I won't jump off the top of a mountain for no reason."

After hearing her granddaughter's assurance, Wang finally relaxed and nodded with satisfaction.

"Are you two done talking?"

Someone said something, and the grandfather and grandson, who had been chatting enthusiastically as if no one was around, nodded when they heard it.

Old Master Sang first looked at his wife helplessly, then slapped his granddaughter on the head.

"You can't jump off the top of the mountain no matter what, understand?"

Oh no! My little trick has been exposed.

Shishi lowered his head, stuck out his tongue embarrassedly, and responded in a low voice.

"Oh~"

After hearing what Mr. Sang said, Wang finally reacted and immediately glared at the silly girl who was playing tricks on her. Just as she was about to open her mouth, Mr. Sang raised his hand to stop her.

"Shishi, tell Grandpa, what's going on with this tank?"

Shishi raised his head again when he heard his grandfather ask about Tank. After thinking for a moment, he stuffed a tablet into his hand.

Everyone understood what was happening, so they stretched their necks and put their heads close to the tablet in Grandpa Sang's hand to look at it.

After everyone finished watching and stared at him in amazement, Shishi began his speech about his grand ambitions.

The corpse stood on the big rock in the base and spread his arms.

“Isn’t this tank awesome?

I will give one to each person in our Sangjia Village later!

"Hehehehe~"

The corpse had barely spoken two sentences when he was so enchanted by his own beautiful vision that he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Mr. Sang: It's over. I heard that his father used to laugh like this when he was fighting someone... He laughed so hard that he died...

Shisi laughed for a while, but couldn't help it, so she pinched her little mouth with her hands. After a long time, she finally suppressed the laughter.

"Ahem, well, give one to each person, and then...

Let's go rob together with the whole village!

From now on, our village will be the strongest bandit village!

You can also attack the dog emperor!

From now on, I will be the first king, grandma will be the second king, and grandpa will be the third king..."

......

Sang Jiale heard from his eighth sister that all the pigs in their family were named Pig King, but he didn't hear it, so he thought his eighth sister had missed him.

So he pointed at himself with his little finger, and with a pair of wet puppy eyes, he asked loudly with expectation:

"Eighth sister! What about me?

What king am I?"

Shi Shi looked over when she heard the sound, tilted her head and thought for a while, then grinned.

"Hehe~ Then you can be a big cuckold."

Humph! You greedy little brother!

It’s not enough for him to be the number one general, he even wants to be the king. He doesn’t even look at his status in the family!

Huo Yunting, who had hurriedly followed Yun Yi, heard the little girl's particularly inspiring words as soon as he arrived: Attack the Dog Emperor!

For a moment, he felt like the sky was falling!

When the old Sang family heard the dead girl's wild words again, they saw that there was no one around and had become so used to it that they didn't even want to stop her.

And when I heard that I could also become a big shot, I started to have some happy fantasies.

But Sang Jia'an, the only person with some brains, shattered their beautiful dreams with just one sentence.

"So, Shishi, can you drive this tank?"