roccoschili Chapter 261 Stop kicking, stop kicking!
Chapter 261 Stop kicking, stop kicking!
The emperor, who thought he had mastered the essence of how to control the little girl, was surprised for a moment, then quickly hunched over, stood crookedly, and looked like he was about to die.
He looked up at the bright moon above his head, then lowered his head to look at the little girl. He coughed weakly twice before speaking weakly:
"Ahem~ Boss~
It’s getting late, ahem, we should go back early.”
Shishi was a little confused by the weakness of the person in front of him.
Didn't I cure most of him?
But then he thought of his age.
That's right, he is a normal person, maybe he has always been in poor health.
After going through so much trouble at such an old age, it's normal for him to feel weak.
Hey!
Having successfully convinced himself once again, Shishi felt a little melancholy again.
Why are all these younger brothers I recruited either young or old?
There is really not a single one that is useful.
Some of the discouraged corpses subconsciously wanted to reach out and grab the emperor's belt.
But when she stretched her arm halfway, she saw that his bones looked like they could fall apart at any moment, so she silently retracted it.
This guy is my younger brother after all.
Since they are our own people, we should not treat them so violently.
Although the elders have not yet taught Shishi about the taboos between men and women in this world.
But Shi also knew that as a girl, she couldn't hug a grown man who was not a relative or friend of hers.
But this person is taller than me, and I can neither lift him nor carry him up. How can I get him back?
"Ahem~ Boss, aren't we leaving?"
Shi Shi was in distress when the emperor came forward with a sick look and asked more questions.
Shishi raised his eyes to look at his dead appearance and sighed helplessly.
The corpse was so tired after being forced to face the crime that he didn't even have the energy to cover up.
He waved his hand and took out a bicycle.
Under the emperor's astonished gaze, he walked towards the bicycle, then reached out and patted the back seat, saying lightly:
"Sit up."
The emperor's body reacted faster than his brain. When he came to his senses, he was already sitting sideways on the back seat.
He opened his mouth but couldn't ask what it was.
Seeing the corpse sitting there, he lowered his eyes to look at the bumpy road covered with yellow mud and stones under his feet.
She wrinkled her upturned nose, looked up at him, and corrected him:
"Sit with your legs apart. You'll fall down if you do that."
The emperor swallowed the words that were about to come out of his mouth when he heard this, and quickly stood up and adjusted his sitting position to ask something.
After sitting down, he looked at the corpse with a questioning look, and his dark face looked well-behaved.
Seeing this, Shishi pursed her lips and glanced at him with an indescribable look.
After turning around and stepping over the car body, he uttered two dry words.
“Awesome!”
It takes a grown man, so the thing the corpse took out is naturally not a children's car.
After pulling Huo Yunting, Shisi once again pulled his uncle like an old ox.
Perhaps because of the experience from last time, Shishi stood up, kicked down hard, and took off smoothly without any buffering.
But the sudden inertia almost knocked the defenseless emperor behind him over. He had to be quick-eyed and quick-handed to grab the black leather cushion in front of him to steady himself.
After all, this is not the steep mountain road like last time, and the corpse has not exhausted its supernatural powers.
So the corpse standing in front, facing the whistling night wind, not only did not feel tired, but also felt a little comfortable.
After being startled for a moment, the emperor looked at the black scenery receding on both sides in the night when the wheels started turning, and he didn't even open his mouth to ask any more questions.
He rubbed his big palms on the black leather pad, savoring this novel experience.
Is this also the divine object brought by the goddess from heaven?
The emperor couldn't help but feel extremely fortunate that he had clung to the little girl's thighs tonight.
He did not feel humiliated or ashamed for his shameless behavior as an emperor.
There was only the excitement and pride that was almost uncontrollable in my heart.
This is God!
How many generations of emperors have prayed to their grandfathers and ancestors, and even if they knelt before all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, they still couldn’t get a single glance of favor from the gods!
I was able to ask for it so easily!
I have to go to the imperial tomb tomorrow to see if there is any smoke coming out.
The emperor sat in the back seat with his legs apart, thinking happily.
I don’t know if it’s because of the previous explosion or because I haven’t exercised my muscles for too long.
He only felt that his legs, which were spread apart and raised in the air, began to feel sore and weak.
The emperor, who was riding a bicycle for the first time, didn't know where to put his long legs. He lowered his head to look, but his vision was blocked by his loose and tattered robe.
Helplessly, the emperor could only stretch out his legs and freeze in the air.
But after being stiff for a short while, my legs started to fall uncontrollably, one after another, rubbing against the ground.
The speed was too fast and he felt the soles of his feet were hot, as if they were sparking.
The emperor had no choice but to open his mouth to ask, but was met with a mouthful of cold wind.
Fortunately, the corpse in front seemed to notice his difficulty, slowed down, glanced back at him, and asked:
"What's wrong?"
He kept moving around and the front of the car was about to fly up.
The emperor saw this and asked hurriedly with some embarrassment:
"Boss, where should I put my foot?"
Shishi was a little speechless after hearing this question, but when he thought about it, he thought about it and didn't turn around, but still patiently explained:
"There's no place to put your feet at the back. If you want to put them there, there are two iron bars under your buttocks. That should be enough."
Upon hearing this, the emperor quickly retracted his calves and carefully probed under his butt with his toes. He missed several times but did not step on the iron bar that the little girl mentioned.
Then he curled up his toes and probed again, finally finding a place where he could gain a little leverage.
The emperor breathed a sigh of relief.
But the next moment, his eyes widened.
It was hard to tell what color the dark face was, but one could tell it looked very ferocious. He shouted anxiously:
"Boss, stop kicking, stop kicking!"
When Shishi heard this, he thought that he had just slowed down, which made him think that he was tired and couldn't pedal anymore, so he wanted to stop and rest.
But how could a corpse be tired?
In order to prove to this new little brother how strong he is, the terrifying corpse straightened his small body and kicked harder.
"Don't worry, your boss has plenty of power..."
"Ahhhhh!!!"
Before Shishi could finish his last word, he was drowned out by the screams behind him.
......
An hour later, in the Yangxin Palace of the Imperial Palace.
The emperor, who had been cleaned, now had a pale face without any blood.
This time he was truly exhausted, leaning against the bright yellow dragon couch, his two feet, which had been placed on the yellow brocade quilt, had been wrapped in white cloth like two big dumplings.
The imperial physician just came to see me and said it was a fracture...
In the end, the emperor was carried back by the corpse.
Because he screamed so miserably, and carrying him back was much faster than riding back again.
The culprit, curled up on the soft couch with a guilty look on his face, really didn't expect that it was almost over and he had to go back to sleep.
How could such a sudden change happen!
The corpse wants to sue!
This is a scam, pure scam!
Who in their right mind would put their feet into the wheel?