roccoschili Chapter 263 The Kind and Generous Goddess
Chapter 263 The Kind and Generous Goddess
He was already preparing to have someone make him two big gold teeth.
Although it feels unsightly, it is better than nothing.
The emperor was so moved that his eyes became moist, and he cried out in a mournful voice:
"Boss~You are so nice to me!"
The goddess could have given these to me directly, but she still asked me to praise her so that it would seem that I deserved them.
The goddess is so kind and considerate, yet I thought she was so terrible!
You really deserve to die!
Faced with the younger brother, who was almost as old as her grandfather, acting like a spoiled brat, Shishi scratched the back of her head a little embarrassedly, and then resoundingly assured:
"Don't worry, if you follow me, the boss, you will definitely have a good life in the future!"
The emperor was choked upon hearing this and could not utter any polite words.
I could only smile awkwardly.
It’s better not to let him eat this good fruit.
He's old, I'm afraid he can't handle it...
Shishi stared at his red and white face and panda eyes for a long time, pretended to rummage through his sleeves, and then threw a few bottles and jars onto the bed.
"If you're still too embarrassed to see people, put these on your face and your skin will become fair and tender."
Shishi pointed at the bottles and jars and explained.
The emperor looked at it after hearing this, and then nodded obediently.
This should be the same effect as the powder that women use, right?
Seeing him nod, Shishi knew that he didn't need to demonstrate anymore, so he stared at his two feet that were wrapped like big dumplings.
Then he waved his hand, and a black wheelchair appeared beside the bed.
Shishi reached out and grabbed the emperor, threw him into the wheelchair, and pushed the confused emperor around the room twice before stopping.
He walked up to the emperor, put on a stern face, pointed his index finger at him and said coldly,
"I'll give it to you too. If you make excuses again, I'll beat you to death!"
Three days later, Corpse must become the Ice Queen!
The emperor sitting in the wheelchair dared not say anything or ask anything.
I could only nod vigorously and say yes repeatedly.
Then the emperor caught a glimpse of the three piles of gold ore still in the palace and whispered tentatively:
"Boss, why don't you take back the gold?"
Shi Shi was stunned when he heard this, and a crack appeared on his face that he had tried hard to keep stern, with a look of doubt on his face.
"You do not want?"
The emperor smiled awkwardly and said in a flattering tone:
"Haha, how can I accept your gold, boss?
right? "
The emperor’s last move is very artistic and worldly-wise.
He knew that the goddess was kind and generous, and his original intention was just to be polite and show his goodwill.
Can......
The kind and generous goddess nodded and waved her hand.
The three piles of golden gold mines in the hall disappeared in an instant!
All gone!!!
Shisi was very confused. Why was it so difficult for him to spend some gold?
His family didn’t want him before, and now even the emperor doesn’t want him.
Isn’t it said that gold is a good thing that everyone wants?
Everything was resolved, and Shishi waved goodbye and left with her doubts.
The emperor was left alone in a wheelchair, feeling as if he had lost all his strength, with a cold heart and regrets.
He really wanted to slap himself twice now.
Why are you talking so much?
After smelting, there must be at least hundreds of thousands of taels of gold!
His gold!
His empty treasury!
No one cared about the emperor's inner grief.
All that was waiting for him in the palace was the beating that Shi Shi couldn't escape.
When Shi Shi ran all the way from the palace back to his own courtyard, as soon as he landed in the yard, he looked up and saw a family of three sitting in a row under the eaves.
Shishi's heart skipped a beat.
Oh no, I seem to have forgotten to say hello before going out!
As expected, the next moment her mother stood up and rushed forward, grabbing her arm and looking her up and down, while scolding in a nasal voice:
"You stupid girl! Why did you go out without telling me? You're going to make your mother die of anxiety!"
Even though she knew her daughter was very capable, how could she not be worried and scared when her daughter suddenly disappeared in this unfamiliar place?
After checking and confirming that the person was intact, Xiao Wang was so angry that she slapped the corpse's butt a few more times.
"If you don't tell me next time you go out, I'll beat you to death!"
Shishi was stunned when he heard this, as if these words had been said by his grandma before.
I'm not used to my weak mother suddenly being like this!
But then Shishi immediately put on a flattering smile, hugged her mother's waist, tilted her head back, looked at her pitifully with her big eyes, and said in a soft and skillful voice:
"Hehe~ I'm sorry, mother~
Woohoo~ I won’t dare to do that next time~"
Even though she knew that this silly girl was just trying to please her, seeing her fawning and obedient look, Xiao Wang's anger subsided uncontrollably.
"Hmph! Go back to the house and sleep!"
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Shishi slept until noon and still hadn't woken up.
Rumors have already spread in the capital.
In the morning, someone saw a huge pit appear inexplicably at the foot of the mountain outside the city, someone heard a loud noise last night, and some well-informed people heard that the emperor was assassinated last night.
All the news came together and eventually evolved into a rumor that a natural disaster was about to happen, or that someone was punished by heaven there. Some even said that a mountain monster was undergoing a calamity there.
Of course, there are many rumors about the palace that cannot be expressed in words but can only be understood.
......
Because of the rumors that gradually spread in the city, all the civil and military officials in the court began to panic.
Because their emperor had been claiming illness for three consecutive days and had not attended the morning court or met anyone.
When they were wondering whether the emperor had really been assassinated and was in danger of his life, they received an invitation from the palace for a palace banquet to be held tomorrow.
During these three days, Shishi lived quite well, because on the afternoon of the second day after being thrown out by the wife of the Duke of Huguo, she came to visit again with her three daughters.
Shishi and his younger brother, the two little country bumpkins, quickly became friends with the three sisters of the Chen family and experienced many entertainments that were only enjoyed by the young men and women of the aristocratic families in the capital.
The day of the palace banquet.
Although the banquet did not start until the evening, Xu and her men dug the corpse out of the bed early and began to prepare it.
After a day of dressing up by Xu and the two old maids, everyone in the room looked at the refreshed and pretty girl in front of them in amazement and couldn't help nodding their heads.
Standing in front of everyone, the corpse with arms outstretched kept spinning around. Her upper body was made of pink and white floating brocade, a simple style of double-breasted top, and her lower body was a pure white soft smoke gauze skirt that looked fairy-like.
Her hair was as smooth as ink, half-draped and half-tied down behind her, adorned only with a white jade hairpin inlaid with a ruby.
At first glance, there really are some of them, like little goddesses who have strayed into the mortal world and are unaware of the worldly affairs.
Of course, that's on the premise that she doesn't bare her teeth and smile foolishly at herself in the bronze mirror.
Xiao Jiale was also dressed up as a handsome young man.
After hesitating for a while, the Wang couple finally chose a set of restrained plain brocade clothes.
By the time the two families entered the banquet hall, the huge hall was already full of people sitting in order.
Because men and women were seated separately at the palace banquet, after entering the palace, Xu took Shishi and her daughter and went straight to the wife of the Duke of Huguo who had been waiting for a long time.
After both sides smiled and nodded, Xu and Shishi's mother and daughter sat down next to the wife of the Duke of Huguo in the astonished eyes of the surrounding officials and their wives.