You are unlucky and I am tough

Chapter 107 I Saw Something Dirty

"Brother Wei, are you going into the old forest again? Can you take me with you? My parents said you always get good things when you go into the old forest."

The two men went up the mountain, thinking that there would be no one there during the autumn harvest. However, halfway up the mountain, they met four or five children around ten years old, carrying a basket full of chestnuts.

He must be the most favored boy in the family, so he doesn't have to run to the mountains to pick wild fruits during the autumn harvest.

"Take me too. I've never seen hunting before."

"I'm going too. I want to go too."

The children were making a lot of noise. Wei Qinglang frowned and threatened them, "Why are you going away? There are wolves in the old forest. They only bite children and can swallow them whole in two bites."

The boys shrank their necks in fear.

"There are still snakes in the old forest. If you get bitten, they will chop off your hands or feet." Cheng Shuang added fuel to the fire.

After scaring away the children, the two continued walking forward. After a while, they came across several chestnut trees with a lot of hairy chestnuts falling on the ground.

Cheng Shuang said, "Let's pick some up and take them back home to fry them for dinner."

Wei Qinglang had no objection. They went up the mountain just to wander around and then go back. Their main purpose was to take out the potatoes and sweet potatoes to show their origin.

"When I was a kid, I went back to my hometown with my grandparents and picked up chestnuts. I know how to pick them up without tools and avoid getting your hands pricked."

Cheng Shuang put down the backpack and began to impart her experience. She looked around and found two sticks, then used the two sticks to pick up a chestnut and threw it into the backpack.

"You see, just like that, it won't prick your hand."

Wei Qinglang wanted to laugh and nodded, "Okay, I understand."

Then he stepped on a hairy chestnut on the ground and squeezed it a few times. The two chestnuts inside fell out. He picked them up and threw them into the backpack.

Cheng Shuang: “…..…”

Wei Qinglang smiled and said, "There was a chestnut tree behind the orphanage where I used to live. When the chestnuts were ripe, the children in the orphanage would run to pick them up. They would pick up one by one as it fell, and sometimes they would even fight over them.

If it was windy or rainy, a lot of chestnuts would fall. We would stomp on them or hit them with stones to get the chestnuts out, wipe off the dirt, and then pop them into our mouths, cracking the shells open to eat the chestnuts inside. Sometimes they would pick them for us from the trees in the yard, roast them, and share them among us.

Cheng Shuang listened quietly, continuing to pick up chestnuts with two branches. After a while, she asked, "Were you happy growing up in the orphanage?"

"I'm very happy. Although sometimes the social funding is not enough and we can't even have enough to eat, the dean works very hard for us and runs around to raise funds."

Wei Qinglang recalled the former director of the orphanage as if it were a lifetime ago. "We felt at ease with him around. He was a very kind person, so even when times were tough, I was still happy.

Unfortunately, before I graduated from college, the dean died of a myocardial infarction due to overwork.

Cheng Shuang paused, looked back at Wei Qinglang's expression, and realized that she was bringing up his sad memories.

She immediately changed the subject and said, "Let's not pick chestnuts. They prick our hands and are troublesome. Let's walk forward and see if there are any other ones."

Wei Qinglang was slightly stunned, then nodded, "It's up to you."

Cheng Shuang poured out the few chestnuts she had picked, and the two of them continued to wander around the mountains to see if there were any wild fruits to pick. It was hot, so they tried to find a forest to hide in.

"Cheng Shuang, look, there are grapes here." Wei Qinglang pointed to a short tree.

Cheng Shuang ran over and saw that it was indeed a wild grape tree. The grapes on the tree were ripe and purple-black.

She picked a few, unscrewed the water bottle hanging on her body, washed them, and tasted one, her eyes lighting up.

"So sweet." She handed two to the person next to her and said, "Let's pick some to take back."

Wei Qinglang also tasted it and found it was indeed sweet. The two of them started picking grapes and picked about three or four pounds.

Cheng Shuang ate wild grapes and said, "I didn't expect the wild fruits in the mountains to taste so good. Let's go a little further and see if there are any other fruits."

Wei Qinglang said, "It's about time to dig up the fruit trees planted at the edge of the old forest and transplant them. I don't know how many of them are still alive."

"It's not so hot anymore, let's go in and take a look."

"can."

The two were walking and chatting in the woods when suddenly they heard a slight noise coming from the grass ahead.

The two of them were stunned at the same time and listened attentively. As they listened, they realized something was wrong. When they realized what the sound was, they became embarrassed.

I didn't expect that there would be someone in the woods in broad daylight...

Who said that the ancients were conservative? Isn’t this quite fun?

Cheng Shuang couldn't stand it any longer and turned to leave, but as she turned, she stepped on a stone and slipped, falling backwards, and she screamed in shock.

Wei Qinglang quickly grabbed her arm and supported her, but the scream had already alarmed the people in the bushes in front.

"what sound?"

"Someone, hurry up, get up."

There were panicked voices coming from the front, and at the same time, a shirtless man poked his head out from the half-man-high grass.

Wei Qinglang and the person who stuck his head out met each other's eyes. "Cheng Caipeng?"

Cheng Shuang turned around when she heard that, her eyes widened in shock. The person hiding in the woods and making love with others turned out to be Cheng Caipeng.

Looking at another woman who was hurriedly getting dressed, it turned out to be Bai Xiuqin, the widow who lived next door to Cheng Yong's house in the village.

Some people in the village had gossiped about her having an affair with Cheng Yong, but they didn't expect that the person she had an affair with was Cheng Caipeng.

Cheng Caipeng has only been married for a year, and his wife hasn't given birth to a child yet.

Cheng Shuang's mouth twitched, "What should I do? I saw something dirty and want to wash my eyes."

Wei Qinglang couldn't bear to watch it either. Just as the two were about to leave, Cheng Caipeng ran out with his belt tied.

"Etc., etc."

He was still disheveled. Wei Qinglang pulled Cheng Shuang behind him to block him and looked at him with a frown, "What do you want to do?"

Cheng Caipeng looked unhappy. "Brother-in-law, this matter is not what you think. It was that widow who seduced me. We are all men, you know. Those rich men in town and city still visit brothels and have three wives and four concubines. Mine is nothing, don't you think?"

"Cheng Caipeng, you bastard."

Bai Xiuqin rushed over after hearing what he said, grabbed him and started beating him up, "It was you who flirted with me first. You kept staring at me while we were weeding in the fields, and you even touched my butt."

Cheng Caipeng looked embarrassed, "It's obviously because your butt is too big that it touched my hand. Who touched you?"

Wei Qinglang: “…..…”

He pulled Cheng Shuang and turned to leave, feeling that his ears were dirty!

"Hey, don't go yet." Cheng Caipeng pushed Bai Xiuqin away and chased after her.

Cheng Shuang was impatient. "What do you mean, Cheng Caipeng? Are you trying to kill me to silence me by not letting me leave?"

"No, no, Cheng Shuang, I am your cousin. For the sake of our family, could you please not tell anyone about this?" Cheng Caipeng smiled ugly. He had the courage to kill someone to silence him.

Cheng Shuang looked at him and snorted, "If you stay away from our family next time, I'll consider it."

After saying that, she grabbed Wei Qinglang and left quickly. She would consider it unlucky to encounter such a thing, so she would naturally not spread it to others, but she could still use it to control Cheng Caipeng.

After this episode, the two of them wandered around in the mountains for more than an hour and picked some wild peaches and hawthorns.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Cheng Shuang bought 50 kilograms of fresh potatoes with soil on them and 30 kilograms of sweet potatoes in the mall and put them all into Wei Qinglang's backpack.

She filled her backpack with some wild fruits, and then the two of them went down the mountain.