roccoschili Chapter 152 I like the coat, touch it once, touch it once, touch it once
Chapter 152 I like the coat, touch it once, touch it once, touch it once
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can be understood that it is a game NPC, usually at least pretending to be an aunt to clean it.By the way, this is a love game.
"Hello dear guest, I am Xiaomei who is here to work. I am very happy to serve you..." The girl showed a bright smile that she has practiced for a long time, and Saiki Kusuo stepped aside calmly.
There was a subtle distortion in the girl's expression: [Damn, I've been practicing this smile in front of the mirror for so long!I got up at 3 o'clock in the morning and carefully started applying makeup without makeup with my twisting tentacles. Do you know how long I applied it for a full two hours! I rushed over at 5 o'clock and started cleaning the entire hotel environment. When I was throwing out the trash, I didn't forget to stand in front of the very clean trash can and practice smiling at the trash can. I worked so hard, but they didn't even look at me!How could this happen? How could there be a girl who doesn’t like to look at beautiful women? ]
People with super powers can’t see it, and I don’t want the smile I practiced on the trash can.
Saiki Kusuo showed little interest.
It's enough if the cleaning lady can clean the room well.
The girl walked into the room, and Kusuo Saiki passed by her and the sweeper she pushed, intending to go downstairs for breakfast.
A sweeper truck, as the name suggests, is a tool truck that is used to help with cleaning. In addition to the cleaning tools, there are also two large trash cans on the truck, one for wet garbage and the other for dry garbage... It doesn't matter what it is, why is there such a problem with this sweeper? A different sense of caring?
Don't look into the trash can. Looking at the trash can will remind you of bad things. Never look inside the trash can.
Saiki Kusuo lowered his head, and a small black thing walked out from under the car in an S-shaped path and met her.
...g! !
Bang! (some kind of explosion)
Saiki Kusuo instantly retreated to the corner of the room.
"Hey, what's wrong with you, young lady..." [Play hard to get, she's using play hard to get on me!Sure enough, all the humans who come to participate in the love game have a skill or two, oops! ! ! ]
Oh, your size!Get rid of the cockroaches quickly!Aren’t you a professional responsible for cleaning up?
Girl: [Her very nervous feeling is that, incredible, this person is an introverted and innocent high school girl!In a social environment, I entered school from an early age and lived a closed life in the school. Even when I went home, I lived a solitary life focusing only on my studies. It was not until I was suddenly asked about my boyfriend by my family after I graduated from high school that I was shocked to see the world. It turns out that there is another gender of human beings, but the feeling of distance from the male classmates has been deeply rooted in the bones. After all, before high school, in order to learn that any relationship is considered puppy love, and any contact with the opposite sex will cause the classmates in the class to exclaim!sure!Such a girl is totally a target for capture. Although she really wants to touch a man’s abdominal muscles, the little girl is willing! ]
What nonsense.Why are creatures from the Dark Continent so familiar with things on the continent?
Girl: [Humph, brushing spider webs every day is not in vain.Faced with such a little girl, all she needs to do is be bold and bold!Because she is a girl, there is no need to be vigilant...hehehe, human body hehehe...]
It must be an Internet cafe. This creature looks like it's going to eat me. Hey, does anyone care?
No one cares.
The cleaning girl and Saiki Kusuo got closer and closer, and her hand quietly placed on Saiki Kusuo's back.
The girl suddenly froze. [...My back was so hard, it felt like I was touching the body of a toad turtle that had been dead for three days. ]
Don't compare other people's backs to corpses.
The girl pinched Kusuo Saiki's face in disbelief and found that her cheeks were very soft.
[What a strange person! ]
Stop being weird and deal with the cockroaches! !Where are you now?The figure has completely disappeared, hasn’t it?No, I can't stand it anymore. I want to teleport.
"Crack."
Saiki Kusuo stayed where he was.
"Hey, the noise is annoying us, please be quiet...oh, so this room is your room."
Nobunaga came at just the right time. It happened to be that he rescued the urgent need. But the bad thing was that he crushed the cockroach's body with his foot.
Nobunaga raised his foot to come in.
[Get out! ! ]
"Huh? Who do you think you are talking to..."
Nobunaga finally saw the situation in the room clearly. The girl was buried on Saiki Kusuo's body, and the bed was in a mess (the cleaning girl who wanted to change the bed pulled it open when she came in). [Although he is a bit niche, I have to say that this person is indeed a qualified opponent. Do men and women still pursue victory? As expected, as the leader said, he has a strong desire to win.To say you have a rest is simply a lie.Haha, it seems that the leader has another opponent. ]
Surprisingly, Nobunaga didn't stop anything, but gave a thumbs up: "Come on, the brigade accepts your challenge." ]
After saying that, he left the room and closed the door automatically.Kusuo Saiki has a black face.
On her waist, the girl rubbed Kusuo Saiki's clothes and rubbed a lot of makeup on her face.
[Hey, dark creatures. ]
There was a low pressure surrounding Kusuo Saiki.
The so-called girl was instantly frightened back to her original form.
On the other side, Nobunaga found Chrollo.
Chrollo's room was upstairs, and he spent the night resting in the presidential suite with a young lady.
"Team...what's going on here, Captain!!"
"The water pipe in the toilet suddenly exploded just now. Huh, it's a bad start. However, showing strong processing ability in critical moments can also improve a certain degree of favorability. Now the other party is also a little emotional and needs to distance themselves a little. Next target Did you find it?"
"Captain, you smell bad."
"As inevitable, I'll go to your room and wash myself. Where are Madge and that one?"
"By the way, Captain, let me tell you which one..."
……
Some dark creatures exchange information, and they have their own small groups. Among the creatures with intelligence that can serve as NPCs, the lower the dark creatures are, the more they rely on that website, and the easier it is to be guided by public opinion.
Their method of information dissemination is not like the human network that can only disseminate text and images, but is more explosive - feelings!
The girl conveyed her feeling of being threatened and oppressed to the spider web with great emotion.
Dark creatures have been trained over the years. In order to become qualified NPCs, they suffer from the pain of pretending to be human while not being human every day.
They bent their backs, always surrendering to Saiki Kusuo's clone.
And Saiki Kusuo's clone suddenly disappeared recently. They haven't had anyone to suppress them, control them, and enforce the rules that were set for them for a long time.
Now that Kusuo Saiki has shown his strength, they can't help it.
Can't help but like this strong man!
They were originally creatures crawling on the ground!Kusuo-sama taught them to walk!Feel the beauty of human emotions!They desperately crave human love!They want to capture humans!Touching him to death and swallowing him - ah, of course, according to the rules set by Kusuo-sama, it is a death law not to hurt or eat people, even if humans are willing!
So annoying!We want them to suffer the pain every day of not being able to eat humans even though they are disguised as human beings!
This kind of love is not available, but it makes the beast crave it even more, doesn't it?
Saiki Kusuo opened the elevator.
"Welcome, sir! Please mate with me..."
There was no one in the elevator, so Saiki Kusuo smashed the dark creature's head into the wall.
Then restore the elevator and dark creatures to one day ago.
What are you doing, these guys?
I would rather see Hisoka when the elevator door opens than a dark creature.
"Ding dong!"
The elevator door opened, and there was only one person waiting to get on the elevator.
I haven't seen him for a year and a half. The man's hair has been let down, his face has lost makeup, and his aura has faded a lot, but his red phoenix eyes and golden pupils still have a different kind of sharpness.
His eyes glanced at Saiki Kusuo and he chuckled twice.
Saiki Kusuo: ...Can you close the door?
Dark Creature: Ah, it’s Lord Hisoka who ranks third in the spider web rankings! !
He actually knew this guy.
Hisoka quickly judged: [Hmm~ It should be an NPC with no money. ]
Forget about NPCs, why did you add the comment that there is no money?
Hisoka walked into the elevator with his back to Saiki Kusuo.
Only now could he see his current clothes, Saiki Kusuo regained his composure and softened his words.
There was a huge heart on the back of Hisoka's clothes, and a crooked arrow extending from the bottom, pointing directly at his own butt.
What kind of life would lead to wearing such clothes to go out.
"Ding dong!"
The elevator descended to a new floor, the door opened, and it was an acquaintance.
Kurolo.
He was holding the hand of a lady who was about to enter the elevator. Chrollo, who was entering at the same time, saw Hisoka and the two of them were stunned for a moment.
West, Suo.
In the past, when Chrollo saw Hisoka alone, he would either disguise himself or run away.But this time, in just a moment, the thief's ultimate intention appeared in Chrollo's hands.
Is this a tense atmosphere really true?
Saiki Kusuo guessed.Sure enough, after he left, many plots developed according to their original trajectory.
After the famous Tuanxi battle, Hisoka killed two members of Chrollo's group, and Chrollo finally resented Hisoka and boarded a ship to the Dark Continent, determined to take Hisoka's head and cake. Let’s pay homage to the dead souls and celebrate the victory together.
Although it is difficult to say whether placing a head next to the cake is a secondary injury to the taste and smell, can it really make you happy?Sure enough, the person whose friend died must have gone insane.
Nothing could be heard from their voices. At this moment, the two of them were not thinking about the reason for their fight. They were only thinking about how they would fight back if the other party made a move.
"Let's duel Hisoka. Now that we have found you, it doesn't matter anything else." Chrollo rarely spoke aggressively.
"Well~ I'm also very happy that Chrollo invited me, but what's wrong? I'm not ready yet. You have to learn to be patient before picking the fruit~ If you want to kill me now, I don't mind fulfilling my oath now."
Saiki Kusuo looked both ways, and even he felt the tense atmosphere.
Should this situation be prevented?No, just watch.The life and death of either of them was none of his business.
To go a little further, how about stopping them now and asking Yi Mi if he wants to join the group?
Anyway, other people now think that they are the housekeepers who beat up enemy guests.
……
After the long atmosphere solidified, the imminent battle did not begin.
Chrollo said doubtfully: "What promise? Is there any promise between us?"
"Huh? Aren't you talking about that?" Hisoka also asked.
Chrollo paused for two seconds to think and raised two fingers.
"The brigade is looking for you for two things."
"First thing, give me back my coat."
"The second thing. The chameleon has long been regarded as our partner. If you hurt him, you will be repaid twice as much. You'd better return it to us intact right away."
Hisoka: "..."
Hisoka's face bulged.
"It's such a small thing... aren't you wearing a coat?"
"Little things?" There was some kind of storm in Chrollo's calmness.
"Didn't you notice that there are different versions of the coat? No matter from the craftsmanship to the materials, it is difficult to reproduce the same piece of clothing now, that is, it is out of print. The version I am wearing now has silver thread inside. Sleeveless high collar, the original gold thread long sleeves must match the one you took away. Why do you think I wore two belts? The original strap design on the chest matches the two belts. Matching, this design is also reflected in my boots, the one you took away, now I have a whole set of clothes left in the wardrobe at the base.”
It's just a piece of clothing, right? Is the reason why the Phantom Troupe got on the ship so outrageous? !
"To make a new one is an understatement. Do you know how irreproducible a coat is if every detail from the leather to the fur collar to the design and craftsmanship has been carefully selected? My coat is on every page of Togashi-sensei's comics They’re all different!”
Hello.I can break the dimensional wall, what are you going to do if you break it?
Hisoka was indifferent: "I left the coat with Xiao Yi. It was in the hands of your group members from the beginning. Didn't Xiao Yi tell you?"
Chrollo:......
Saiki Kusuo: It turns out that I left it with my eldest brother. The relationship between you two is really good... Wait a minute for what he just said.
Chrollo: "Okay, I will check. Excluding this matter for now, the second thing is, where is the chameleon?"
"It's gone~ How can I still care about that little thing after the ship sank?"
Chrollo's veins were twitching faintly.
Hisoka carelessly crossed his waist and cast a wink at the woman brought by Chrollo.
Chrollo: "Although I guessed this... Hisoka."
"Hmm~"
"Can I beat you?"
"I'm very welcome, please put some color on the left face~" Hisoka put his hands on his hips and narrowed his eyes into two fox lines happily. "But the two of us can't fight casually. I haven't forgotten the oath we made before. If Chrollo forgets, I will remind you again. If a war breaks out, I will go all out."
Chrollo looked at Hisoka coldly.
"It's more than that. What's the purpose of your excess?"
"If Chrollo doesn't know, I won't tell you." Hisoka tied his fingers in front of his lips, "We can start a war at any time, but the battle will not be easy. Look forward to our fierce, fierce, collision, my dear. 's~"
Chrollo:......
Although Chrollo didn't know it, the superpower knew it.
Saiki Kusuo heard Hisoka's thoughts.