I take a little action, that's the limit

Chapter 127 Love is like salt water

"What's wrong with this arm? It's quite trendy." Brother Ma focused his attention on my arm.

"Here, I got into a fight with this guy." I raised my chin towards the TV.

Brother Ma was stunned for about ten seconds, and suddenly hit me on the shoulder: "Hey, let me go, why don't you call me brother for such an exciting thing? Did you run too fast and rear-end me?"

"It's not a rear-end collision, it's a pig that stumbled and skidded while running too fast on the highway. Next time, the pig racing will have to be done on a dirt road." I was talking nonsense to Brother Ma.

"Oh? The pig lost its front hoof?" Brother Ma looked at my arm and said thoughtfully: "The pig lost its front hoof and you fractured..."

"Ma Kai, you old grandson, you have the guts to fight!" As soon as I stood up, I heard the doorbell ringing. Brother Ma ran over to open the door as if he was being amnestied, and then I heard his voice that was so mean to the bone: " Miss Mumu, you are so beautiful today. Do you know that a woman with a perfect figure like you has to wear shorts and a T-shirt? You are really good at matching."

"Yeah, I thought it wouldn't look good dressed like this." Su Mumu walked in from the outside with a smile on her face.

When I saw it, it was just an ordinary pair of denim shorts and a white T-shirt. It couldn't be more ordinary. I don't know which of the old boy Ma Kai could see it... Wait, could Brother Ma be... …

I glanced at the grandson and found that his eyes were full of little stars. His gaze, in formal terms, was full of love, but in popular terms, it was lustful. If I guessed correctly, he really fell in love with Su Mumu.

"Brother Luotuo, what's wrong with your arm?" Su Mumu asked when she saw my arm.

"I fell down while racing." I said casually after finishing the lie I just told.

"You can also race cars? Yeah, you're so handsome. You don't know. I've liked racing drivers since I was a child. My dream is to become an outstanding female racing driver. Boom!" Su Mumu sat next to me, talking and gesticulating, Finally, I made a drifting action, and it also comes with its own dubbing.

I have a black hair. If you know that Su Mumu likes racing, I just said that I hit a telephone pole. Not to mention Xiao Ma who was staring at me from the side, the aunt in the kitchen who was stewing pig's trotter soup was not easy to mess with. Ah, if she saw me and Su Mumu sitting and chatting together, it would be fine at that time. As soon as Su Mumu left, my only good hand would have to go to the hospital to get a plaster cast.

"Ahem... Brother Ma also likes racing, and his racing skills are quite high." I quickly changed the topic to Brother Ma, and then I stood up and said to Su Mumu: "Miss Mumu, please sit down first. , I’m going to the kitchen to see my wife.”

"Brother Luotuo, you are really a model husband in the st century. You are good at racing, humble and loving to your wife. Apart from your ugly appearance, you have almost no shortcomings."

After I heard this, I bumped directly into the door frame. Damn, I didn’t realize that Su Mumu was still highly short-sighted. Is this called being disrespectful? It's not obvious that he is handsome.

"It smells so good!" I hugged Han Xiaolin's waist from behind and praised her.

"Get out of the way!" Han Xiaolin hit me on the forehead with a spoon, looked at the recipe on her phone, picked up a large spoonful of salt, and muttered: "Three grams, this should be enough." …”

I stood on tiptoes and was about to leave. I really couldn't bear this pig's trotter soup!

"Why are you going?" Han Xiaolin turned around and looked at me in confusion and asked.

"I see you're working so hard, I'll get you a drink." I opened the refrigerator and took a bottle of sour plum soup and handed it to Han Xiaolin: "If you can't unscrew it with one hand, just drink it yourself."

"Don't mess with the useless stuff yet. Come here and try this soup to see if it tastes okay?" Han Xiaolin scooped up a spoonful of soup from the pot and looked at me expectantly.

I took a deep breath, gritted my teeth and finished the soup.

"How does it taste?" Han Xiaolin asked me.

"Daughter-in-law, your skills are good enough for a cooking competition." I gave him a thumbs-up sign without conscience.

"Really, as long as you like it." Han Xiaolin's eyes stopped laughing, and her next sentence pulled me from heaven to hell: "If it's delicious, just eat more. This pot is all made for you, you Drink it quickly, otherwise if Brother Ma knows it’s cooked, how can you still have your share?”

"Daughter-in-law, you are really my biological daughter-in-law." I smiled bitterly and looked down at the pot of soup in front of me. How I wish Brother Ma could suddenly break in and steal it from me!

"Drink quickly, I'll keep an eye on you." Han Xiaolin stood at the door and peeked out: "When did Mu Mu come?"

"It hasn't been long since I walked in." I said as I secretly picked up the pot and moved it to the sink.

"What are you doing?" Han Xiaolin suddenly asked me.

"Um...it's too hot. I want to use water to lower the temperature." I replied wisely.

"You have trouble with your hands and feet, let me help you." Han Xiaolin snatched the pot from my hand and carefully soaked it in the pool.

Looking at Han Xiaolin's virtuous back, I wanted to strangle her to death.

I don't know how I drank the whole pot. Anyway, every time I swallowed it, it felt like drinking arsenic.

Han Xiaolin watched me finish the pig's trotter soup with a smile on her face, and said to me: "If you like to drink it, I will make it for you every day from now on."

My face suddenly darkened, and I squeezed out a smile and said to Han Xiaolin: "My wife will be in pain when she comes home. How can I bear to watch you walking around the stove every day? Men do all these menial tasks."

After hearing this, Han Xiaolin's eyes were filled with little stars.

Only now do I understand why men love to talk. It would be really fatal if they didn’t!

After drinking the soup, I grabbed my clothes and ran out. Han Xiaolin asked me what I was doing, and I told her to go to the hospital to change her dressing and let her play with her family. She asked me to call if I had anything to do, so I went to chat with Su Mumu.

I took a taxi and wanted to go to the hospital. Damn it, my stomach felt like it was boiling. I felt it was necessary to go to the hospital for gastric lavage now.

"The sea can dry up, the rocks can rot, the sky can collapse, the earth can crack. We stand side by side and hold hands..." As soon as the car started to drive, my cell phone rang.

When I saw it, it was Hu Wenxin. When I answered the phone, he asked me: "Brother Yuan, is everything going well?"

"Successful sister, I almost got you killed!" I yelled at him.

"Brother Yuan, calm down." Hu Wenxin said to the other end: "What's going on? Did you fail to complete the task?"

"It's done." I chanted two meditation mantras to calm myself down.

"That's good. It just so happens that Fourth Master is coming to the bar tonight. Do you have time to come over?" Hu Wenxin asked.

"Oh?" When I heard this, my eyes lit up and I said to the driver: "Master, change the route and go to Supernatural Wine."