I take a little action, that's the limit

Chapter 131

Early the next morning, I also forgot whether Han Xiaolin drank the bottle of wine under my lust last night. I only remember that we were very high at the time. How could we not be high? I was so drunk that I couldn't stop talking. I was speechless. Looking at his arm in a cast, he hoped that the alcohol would not have too much of an impact on it.

But it’s not like I forgot everything I drank. The scene where Xiao Ma forced Su Mumu to drink is still fresh in my memory. I would say that yesterday was an epic day for Xiao Ma. He has never been so manly towards girls. .

Of course, Xiaohong Xiaolan in the pedicure shop does not count.

Maybe it was because we drank too much. The three of us stayed at home for a day and ordered takeout for everything we ate. Su Mumu never came to see Han Xiaolin. I thought she was still sulking at home. After all, the skewers shop wasn’t there at that time. At our table, a man held his mouth and drank a bottle of wine. This would be embarrassing for any girl.

For three days in a row, Su Mumu didn't come to my house again. On the fourth day, she came. When I opened the door, I was stunned. Damn, is this still Su Mumu? Wearing a sultry short skirt, light makeup, and a pair of high-heeled shoes with extra-high heels, it was like walking on stilts. The distance from the door to the sofa was only twenty meters. She walked for three minutes. I almost fell down twice.

She didn't go shopping with Han Xiaolin when she arrived. She just stayed at my house watching Korean dramas and occupied the TV until evening, when she boarded the elevator in front of my terrified eyes.

Not long after she left, Han Xiaolin sneaked into my room and climbed onto my bed. Just when I thought she was planning something evil and wanted to yell, he mysteriously said to me: "Luo , Have you noticed that Mu Mu likes Brother Xiao Ma?"

"What the hell, are you kidding me?" My eyes widened.

"Why are you lying to me? My intuition tells me that that girl is in love." Han Xiaolin said with a smile.

"Daughter-in-law, tell me the truth, is there something wrong with Su Mumu's eyes?" I asked.

"Tch, what are you talking about? My eyes are good, both eyes are 5." Han Xiaolin curled her lips and said.

"It doesn't make sense. If there's nothing wrong with your eyes, why would you fall in love with that guy like Xiao Ma?" I looked at Han Xiaolin in confusion.

"Does it feel like a flower stuck in cow dung?" Han Xiaolin made a very appropriate metaphor.

"That's right." I nodded in agreement.

"Isn't this the same situation for us?" Han Xiaolin said again.

"Oh, I'm handsome, graceful, elegant..." Just as I was talking, Han Xiaolin turned on the selfie function of her phone, handed it to me and said, "Here, tell him."

"Daughter-in-law, our situations are different. Although I am not very handsome, I am wise, martial, chivalrous, righteous, humble and studious... Hey, wife, why are you going? Let's chat for a while." Han Xiaolin asked. Let's go, I grabbed her. This girl finally fell into a trap. How could I not take good care of her?

"Okay, I admit that we are in the same situation as them, but you know, your flower is more beautiful." In order to retain Han Xiaolin, I had to turn on the "Qiong Yao" mode.

"Tch, it's pretty much the same, but there's nothing wrong with the combination of flowers and cow dung. At least the flowers get more nutrients and bloom more vigorously." I don't know why, but I feel that Han Xiaolin is quite happy today, and her words speak volumes. .

"You mean I'm rich?" I said happily.

"Don't be ugly, I mean, cow dung is ugly, it can bring out the beauty of flowers, you know." Han Xiaolin ruthlessly destroyed my remaining self-esteem.

"Uh..." I was speechless for a moment, and I suddenly realized that Han Xiaolin was sent by God to torture my fragile soul.

But as soon as we stopped talking, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became awkward. After all, a man and a woman were alone in the same room, and Han Xiaolin was still wearing pajamas, with a large area of ​​white skin exposed. The more I looked at her, the more I thought she was really beautiful. I couldn't help but move my face closer...

"Daughter-in-law, spare your life!" I shouted vaguely.

Han Xiaolin pushed me away and raised her eyebrows: "Just tell me if you want to die!"

I wiped it, this girl was too fierce, I touched my lips with my hand, and they started to bleed.

That's right, we were in contact, or it was an enviable negative distance contact - just when I was about to kiss her, this sister actually opened her mouth and bit my lip.

But smelling it, Han Xiaolin really smells good.

As soon as Han Xiaolin left, Brother Ma came to my house again. He told me that he liked Su Mumu more and more and asked me what to do.

I was feeling unhappy because Han Xiaolin bit me, so I said to Brother Ma: "Women are born from beatings. Didn't you see how well I took care of Han Xiaolin?"

"Really?" Xiao Ma's eyes were full of disbelief.

"Nonsense, she just wanted to rape me and asked me to bite her. Look, the evidence is still there." I showed Brother Ma the blood on my finger.

"But from what I've seen, I think it's you who's bleeding." Xiao Ma's face looked flat.

"Haven't you ever heard that you can injure an enemy by a thousand and injure yourself by eight hundred?" I defended with a shy face, and then kicked the grandson out: "Brother is going to bed. I can't teach you much about men and women. You can do it yourself." Just feel it."

The next day, Su Mumu came again, still beautifully dressed. I took a look at it, made a sign to Han Xiaolin, and said that I was going out to buy some food, leaving the two of them at home alone.

When we came back, the two of us were chatting happily. After Su Mumu left, I asked Brother Ma how she got it, and Brother Ma said, "I used the method you taught me."

"Violence?" The corners of my eyes twitched.

"That's right, I spanked her." Little Ma's old face turned red: "It feels quite good."

"If you want to hit her, you have to have a reason, right?" I asked curiously.

"I asked her why she always watches Korean dramas. I don't like them. She said she was in my way, so I put her on my knee and beat her. Then she gave in and kept calling me Xiaoma. Brother." Brother Ma looked at me with admiration and said, "Xiao Luo, I want to thank you for your guidance. It was you who made me find happiness."

"It's okay." I was confused for a moment. It seemed that my brother still doted on Han Xiaolin. Thinking of this, I took a deep breath and walked towards Han Xiaolin's room. I wanted to let her know what it means to be a man!

I didn't break my promise. I was sitting in the hospital and the doctor said to me: "Young man, I see that your arm has been dislocated twice. Don't keep doing it like this. It will be bad if it becomes a habitual dislocation."

You know, from beginning to end, I didn’t shed a single tear.

This kind of heartless life passed very quickly. August 8 came in a blink of an eye, and I started to collect myself. I was really excited when I thought about reporting to East China Normal University tomorrow.

University, here I come.