roccoschili Chapter 163 What's the matter?
Chapter 163 What's the matter?
When I got back to my floor, I was stunned.
I saw the door of my house was open, with a curtain hanging on the door frame, and several beautiful women were sitting at the door with their heads down playing with their mobile phones, just like diners waiting in line for a table.
Han Xiaolin and I walked in, but were unexpectedly stopped by a young man. He casually wrote the number "12" on a note and handed it to me: "Brother, go outside and wait in line."
"What the hell?" I looked at the man in agony. It was the first time I heard that I had to queue up to go home.
"Haha, the popularity of mortals can easily affect Master Ma's immortality. Please understand, Amitabha." The man said piously.
I rolled my eyes at him speechlessly, and wanted to ask, Ma Mingkai's grandson is a Taoist priest, do you think the Buddhist slogan is really appropriate?
I walked a few steps in, and when I walked through the entrance, I was stunned.
I saw many talismans posted on the walls of my house, and the furniture in the living room also changed its appearance, from a simple and comfortable style to an antique Chinese style. The place where the refrigerator was originally placed has been turned into an offering table, with a statue of Taiqing on it. The smell of burning incense filled the whole room, making it appear to be filled with smoke.
There was no one in the living room, and I was about to look for him in Brother Ma's room, when his door opened, and Brother Ma in Taoist robes and a beautiful girl walked out of it.
"Master Tian, is this really possible?" the girl carefully put the two talismans into her bag and asked.
"I never lie, female donor, if you do as I say, you can cure the stubborn disease." Xiao Ma said with lowered eyes.
It's not that he was pretending, I saw that his eyes never left her chest.
When I sent the girl to the door, Brother Ma finally saw me. He coughed and said to the young man: "Fengzi, let me tell you that I am a little tired today, that's all."
"Okay." The guy called Fengzi by Brother Ma glanced at me and Han Xiaolin strangely and walked out.
"Ma Mingkai, you grandson, I will kill you!" I rushed up and beat you, grandma, if I come back two days later, my family will become a Taoist temple.
"Hey, Xiao Luo, don't hit me. Listen to me." Xiao Ma lay on the ground and covered his face with his arms.
"Tell me, if you don't give me a satisfactory answer today, I will kill you." I hit him twice more, stood up angrily, and looked at him fiercely.
"When you left, the two thousand yuan you left for me was already spent, so in order to survive, I have to make money by myself. I have no choice..." Brother Xiao Ma told me pitifully.
"What the hell, you don't have any money?" I asked angrily.
"No, all my money is donated to impoverished mountainous areas." Xiao Ma said.
"Silly, even if you donate, you can't donate until you're starving, right?" Thinking of this, I wanted to rush up and kick him, it was so irritating.
Unexpectedly, I felt a murderous aura before I could move forward, and then I felt my body become light and fell heavily to the ground.
Han Xiaolin looked at me condescendingly and asked: "You threw Brother Ma out of the house alone? Where did you go? Recruit him truthfully!"
Before I could say anything, Brother Ma took over: "Xiao Luo went to help the police comrades."
I was relieved when I heard what Xiao Ma said. Although this guy is annoying, he is quite loyal.
Unexpectedly, he continued: "She is a beautiful policewoman."
"Ma Mingkai, you're paralyzed!" As soon as I finished cursing, Han Xiaolin grabbed me and threw me over my shoulder a few times.
I was beaten so badly that I could see stars in my eyes. I heard the young man's voice: "What's going on? Is this?"
"It's okay, the young couple are having fun." Xiao Ma's joking voice reached my ears.
"Holy shit, is there still such a way to play now? I will play with my wife later." The man said with a smile.
Play with you to paralyze!
I scolded Ma Mingkai and the eighteenth generation of the grandson next to me in my heart.
"Daughter-in-law, this military training is really not in vain. You are so strong." I sat up and said bitterly, feeling that my brain was lacking oxygen.
"That's right." Han Xiaolin puffed up her chest proudly, and then asked with a stern face: "Then what did the policewoman call you for? Also, is the policewoman as beautiful as me?"
"I'm going to listen to his nonsense. Where did the female police officer come from? It's a male police officer. The police said they needed a handsome college student. It happened that the college students were all in military training, so they found me. When I thought about the purpose of our school What is it, isn't it just to repay the motherland and the people? Serving the people is our unshirkable responsibility, and my wife, you often teach me that as a man, I have to take responsibility. Even if I am injured, I can't shrink back, right?" To save my brother’s life, I have no choice but to tell nonsense.
"Really?" Han Xiaolin asked me.
"Of course it's true. If you don't believe it, I'll give you a call to verify."
After saying that, I dialed Dajun directly.
As soon as the call was connected, I pressed the speakerphone: "Hey, Brother Yuan, where are you? The brothers even asked you to buy you a drink."
"I'm in a hurry and have to go back to Shanghai. You can give the report on that case directly to Director Li." I said.
"Okay, I'll go to Shanghai to have a drink with you in two days." Da Jun said happily.
I agreed, hung up the phone, and looked at Han Xiaolin innocently: "Daughter-in-law, do you believe me this time?"
"Little Luoluo, does it hurt? I'll rub it for you." Han Xiaolin helped me up and said with a smile on her face.
"It doesn't hurt at all!" I glared at Brother Ma and said through gritted teeth.
"Xiao Luo, sister-in-law, Wang Feng and I have something to do, so I won't disturb your reunion as a young couple." After Xiao Ma said to Han Xiaolin, he took the young man and fled without even daring to look at me.
I clenched my fists: Sun Tzu, you can’t escape the first grade of junior high school, but you can’t escape the fifteenth grade!
Han Xiaolin went to the bathroom to take a shower, put on her own clothes, applied a facial mask, and sat on the sofa and told me about her experiences in the past ten days.
She first talked about how hard these ten days were, how I couldn't eat enough and was bitten by mosquitoes, etc. She also said that I had escaped a disaster and was enjoying peace and happiness at home. I cursed in my heart. I almost risked my life, so I might as well go to military training. Woolen cloth.
Han Xiaolin then told me some anecdotes, such as girls pretending to be on their period but being caught by the instructor, fighting over shower heads, etc. They were all boring things among girls. I felt sleepy after listening to them, but I still had to pretend. He looked like he was listening with great interest and wanted to hear more.
I listened faithfully and stayed with Han Xiaolin all afternoon. At dinner time, a strange phone call came over. As soon as the call was connected, the other person anxiously told me that Brother Ma had been arrested by the police and asked me if I could You can't ask anyone to get him out.
I immediately recognized that it was the man named Wang Feng, saying to the phone: "The number you dialed cannot be connected temporarily, please try again later. Sorry! The subscriberyoudialedcannotbeconnectedforthement, pleaserediallater."
After saying that, I hung up the phone. Brother Xiao Ma's grandson must have been reported as a fake Taoist priest. Let him stay inside for one night.
I don't know why, but I felt very comfortable when I received this call. I smiled and said to Han Xiaolin: "Daughter-in-law, let's go. Brother, I want you to pick up the skewers."