Genshin Impact Simulation: Starting with Melsin's Friend

Chapter 324 Mu Feng: Buy some melon seeds for Lord Water God

Back in Port Omos, at ten o'clock sharp, Funina yawned and struggled to peek her jellyfish head out from under the soft blankets, trying as usual to overcome the bed's gravity.

As for why she was so precise, she didn't want to, but if she was late, the limited edition mini cakes wouldn't wait for anyone.

"Ugh... I'm so sleepy, Clarin... cake."

The girl, still with her eyes half-closed, habitually reached out from under the covers to ask the duel agent for breakfast.

After waiting for a while and seeing that there seemed to be no reaction from her surroundings, Funina reached out and groped towards the bedside table.

After all, Clarinde was nominally Fontaine's dueling agent, and her duties were numerous; the guarding job was just a side job.

The dessert appeared in my hand as expected, but today's little cake seemed quite large, making my palm sink slightly.

Oh? Not bad luck, is it a special hidden item?

Funina didn't suspect anything, and was even a little pleased. She then eagerly opened her mouth and took a bite of the cake.

Then, a high-pitched sound, comparable to a gentle ripple, instantly pierced through the entire room, causing Mu Feng, who was packing his belongings outside the door, to tremble and spill the full Mora bag he was holding onto the floor.

What?! The Water God has been assassinated! Get out of there... seal off the entire area!

Suppressing the images that suddenly flashed through his mind, Mu Feng calmly shifted the blame to Aha and pushed open the door to find out what was going on.

Inside the room, Funina was now fully awake, rubbing her aching cheek while glaring fiercely at a coconut charcoal cake with obvious teeth marks in her hand.

Seeing this, Mu Feng, who already guessed what had happened, silently turned his head and tried his best to suppress the upturned corners of his mouth.

Those who regularly reside in Sumeru know that the hardest thing on the list of Teyvat's hardest objects is neither amber nor crystal, but rather a cooled coconut charcoal cake.

Even the loyal coconut charcoal pancake enthusiast, Farusian Sweet Girl, keeps her distance from it. Freshly made coconut charcoal pancakes are as effective as a desiccant, but cooled coconut charcoal pancakes are probably as hard as granite.

"Whoa! What is this thing?! And you, you, you, you were just laughing! I saw it!"

Fu Ningna was furious. That Mu Feng was definitely gloating just now! Absolutely!

Who invented this wicked dish? If this were Fontainebleau, she would sentence him to death hundreds of times!

When she gets back, she's going to get Navelette to issue a decree in Fontainebleau banning the sale of coconut charcoal cakes, immediately!

Mu Feng's expression instantly turned serious. He had received formal training from the Order Academy and generally didn't laugh unless he couldn't help it.

Of course, it wasn't because if I kept laughing I would get bitten by the almost out-of-control Fufu cat.

"Ahem, well, Fufu, the little cake is over there. Also, we should head to Sumeru City now."

Clearing his throat twice, Mu Feng pointed to the cake box on the table beside him, subtly changing the subject.

However, the thought of facing the massive combined battleground of Sumeru Fengdan upon returning home gave someone an involuntary headache.

He would rather run the Grass Dragon weekly dungeon hundreds of times now than face the current chaotic mess in Sumeru City.

"Ah...ah? Oh, right, to Sumeru City..."

Funina's attention had just been drawn to the little cake, so she just blinked and then mumbled a couple of replies.

She had completely forgotten that, theoretically, she had come to Xumi on a serious business trip and almost thought she was just here for a vacation.

Thinking about this, Fufu felt a little guilty. After all, the atmosphere in Port Omos was too relaxed, and there was no need to maintain the airs of a water god all the time. It was easy to become too relaxed.

Well... that's only human nature, even though she's nominally a god.

Mu Feng looked doubtful, feeling that Fu Ningna was somewhat too happy to leave. After all, behind every happy Fu Ningna was a Fontaine Supreme Judge with double the workload.

After all, he took away the head of the Shadow Chasing Court, the secretary of the Mo Mang Palace, and the head nurse of the Melo Petersburg with him on this trip. It's a miracle that Fontaine hasn't experienced continuous torrential rain these past few days.

Noticing Mu Feng's gaze, Funina was displeased. What did this mean? She was just... relaxing occasionally. She hadn't forgotten about important matters at all!

How could we so easily forget the deeds of the great goddess of justice, Lady Fucarus de Fontaine? Right?

Don't think she's stupid! Otherwise, she'll face the death penalty!

Mu Feng nodded solemnly, indicating his complete trust, and decided to go buy two bags of melon seeds for the Water God right now.

Seeing this, Funina was furious and grabbed a pillow from the bed, pretending to throw it at Mu Feng.

However, the girl's casual toss in a huff was off target, and Mu Feng nimbly dodged it with a grin, slammed the door shut, and before leaving, he made a funny face at Funina.

With a click of the door, only a huffing, angry Fufu remained in the room, sulking all by herself.

With nowhere to vent her frustration, Ms. Funina angrily pounded another pillow in her hand that she hadn't had time to throw yet, as if it were the very person who had just teased her.

Damn it, I'll make Mu Feng pay later. I'll make him eat cakes until he's bankrupt these next few days!

Fu Ningna gritted her teeth inwardly; she, Fu Fu, was definitely not an eel!

However, as she was casually smashing things, the girl suddenly burst out laughing for no apparent reason.

Look at that disheveled guy in the mirror, he doesn't look like a god at all, Funina, look at yourself.

The water god's majesty has been completely lost. What would my reaction be if my other self in the mirror saw this?

Funina almost laughed; how long had it been since she had felt this kind of genuine emotion?

She didn't know, but ever since she met that guy, her bottom line had been easily broken time and time again.

Perhaps, this is the real her.

The girl gave herself an unnatural smile in the mirror, not the fake smile she wore on stage.

When the prophecy is resolved, she will learn how to laugh normally. Compared to facing endless judgments every day, it seems better to just bang on a pillow like this.

Then I'll leave all the work to the woman in the mirror, and she'll go on vacation to various places in the seven countries every day!

Hmm, I also need a travel companion. If someone sincerely applies for the job, she might be happy to agree.

The girl made up her mind, but before that, the play wasn't over yet, so let's get started.

Superstar Funina is going to continue her performance.

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A short while later, a small cart carrying pack animals drove out of Omos Port and headed towards Sumeru City.

However, things were not peaceful in Sumeru City on the other side either.

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