roccoschili Chapter 162 The urban management is looking for trouble
Chapter 162 The urban management is looking for trouble
Sun Bing took a sip of wine and said: "The origin of his jeans is unknown. You can ask the police or the industrial and commercial department to deal with it. I am a person who cares about the urban environment. As long as people don't put them around, I can't control them."
"That's not right. I saw the urban management officials confiscating the vendors' belongings every day."
Zhu San argued.
"That's called short-term detention. As long as people go to the city management office to pay a fine, we have to return it to them, and we can't detain other people's things without reason. Do you think that vendor is occupying the road for business?"
Sun Bing asked back.
Zhu San shook his head. The night market was a legal operation with planned roads and paying taxes and fees. Even the urban management officials did not hesitate to go there.
However, he immediately thought of something and said softly: "But that vendor, his promotion activities gathered a large number of people, seriously affecting the flow of people in the night market, making me, no, making it impossible for everyone to do business."
"You can take care of this, or you can leave it alone, it depends on your mood."
Sun Bing took another sip of wine and picked up two peanuts.
Zhu San rolled his eyes, took out ten Unity cards from his pocket, and placed them on the table: "Brother-in-law, you are tired today, can you help me take care of it?"
"For the sake of my relatives, I'll just take care of it."
Sun Bing drank all the wine in the glass, picked up five large unity sheets, picked up the urban management uniform from the sofa, and put it on: "Let's go, I'll kick people out for you."
Zhu San hurriedly followed him. When the two of them walked out of the tube building, he looked around and asked without giving up: "Brother-in-law, do you know anyone from the industrial and commercial business? Let the industrial and commercial man find a way to confiscate Li Cunxiao's jeans. Your benefits are indispensable.”
"do not know."
Sun Bing sneered.
Not to mention that he really didn't know anyone from the industry and commerce industry, even if he did, he wouldn't introduce them to Zhu San.
If you blackmail someone for tens of thousands of dollars, they will definitely make a fuss. If the trouble is too big and the matter is exposed, even if you are not shot, you will be imprisoned for 30 to [-] years.
Although he likes money, he will never do stupid things like losing his head or going to jail for money.
"Hey."
Zhu San sighed softly and thought about other ways to blackmail Li Cunxi's goods.
Xidan Night Market.
There are still huge crowds of people in front of Li Cunxi’s stall.
After Feng Tian won ten times in a row.
Li Cunxi winked.
In No. 11, Feng Tian held off for a while, pretended to be defeated, and lost to eleven girls.
"Long live!"
"Won!"
Eleven girls hugged each other and jumped to celebrate.
Li Cunxi took out the money with a smile and ordered it to the eleven girls: "This is the 50 yuan you all paid in advance. After you get it, you can choose a pair of pants. Of course, if you want to wear sunglasses, you can add ten yuan. You can also get a pair of toad mirrors.”
The eleven girls took the money, and some chose to take their pants and leave, while others handed Li Cunxi another ten yuan and went to the next door to jump in line and get a pair of sunglasses. Dahei wore sunglasses and left happily.
"Let's let all gay men challenge it again. The number of people is increased to five. Those who want to participate raise their hands. I will randomly select three positions in the front, middle and back rows. Don't push."
Li Cunxi selected five more men, ranging in height from fat to thin.
After receiving the money.
He counted down to three and was about to call start.
"Urban management and law enforcement, give way, give way."
A man in a city management uniform squeezed in.
It was Sun Bing, Zhu San's brother-in-law.
He came to the stall and said in an official tone: "Who's the boss?"
"I'm the boss, what are your orders?"
Li Cunxi took out the cigarette from his bag and handed it over.
"Come on this."
Sun Bing pushed the cigarette back and continued to speak in an official tone: "Your activities have seriously hindered the normal operation of the night market. Now you are ordered to stop holding tug-of-war activities and evacuate people."
"Understood, let's move to a place where no one is around immediately."
Li Cunxi took out his car keys from his trouser pocket, turned around and threw them to Wu Lei: "Turn on the tricycle and car headlights, let's play tug of war outside."
"okay."
Wu Lei took the key and walked out.
"Hold on."
Sun Bing drank and stopped Wu Lei.
Li Cunxi hurriedly asked: "Comrade Urban Management, if you have any other requests, you can put them forward and we will meet them one by one."
"That's it."
Sun Bing pondered for a moment.
to be frank.
He has been working as an urban management officer for two years, and this is the first time he has met a stall owner like Li Cunxi who is so cooperative. If he wasn't collecting people's money and helping them to eliminate disasters, he really didn't want to embarrass him.
It's a pity that he took the money, so he can only feel sorry for Li Cunxi.
"This is not a fixed stall outside, you can't go out."
Sun Bing continued to find trouble.
Jin Wen suddenly became angry and cursed angrily: "This won't work, that won't work either, Thief Sun, you are deliberately looking for trouble."
Sun Bing said coldly: "I work according to the rules. If you dare to show off or continue to gather people, I will find someone to confiscate your things. If you dare to resist, then I will find people from industry and commerce. If you have the ability, you and those Businessmen with guns are also so crazy."
"you.."
Jin Wen was about to curse again, but Li Cunxi held his shoulder down.
"Haha, this guy of mine is ignorant and offended. Comrade Urban Management, please calm down. Don't worry, we know your difficulties and we will definitely not make it difficult for you."
Li Cunxi replied with a smile.
Sun Bing nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, let's disperse the crowd quickly."
"Well, we will definitely cooperate, but I have a few questions. I would like to ask the urban management comrades how many people gather in front of the stalls so that it does not hinder the normal operation of the night market. You must give me an accurate number. Don't wait until then. I will stand there. There are about twenty people, and you think that’s too much, so I won’t be able to do business.”
There is actually a language trap in what Li Cunxi said. He set a precondition of 20 people to let the other party have a fixed mindset. No matter how the flow of people in front of the booth is restricted, it cannot be less than 20 people.
Sun Bing did fall for the trick and said softly: "Then there will be no more than 20 people."
"it is good."
The corner of Li Cunxi's mouth curled up slightly, and he returned to the booth, tore out a few pages from his notebook, tore it into hundreds of pieces, and began to write numbers on them. After writing, he divided them into two piles, shuffled them, and faced the people who had not dispersed. He cupped his hands and said: "You have also heard that with so many of us gathering here, it does affect other people.
"So I came up with a stupid idea. Here are two piles of paper with numbers written on them. The male is on the left and the female is on the right. If you want to continue the tug of war, let's draw lots. Let's follow the numbers."
"As for the other people whose numbers have not been called, please disperse or wander around. We will be in groups for about five minutes. You can gather together when the time is up."
"Of course, I know this is too troublesome for everyone, so we will give you another advantage. For those who are willing to wait for the number plate, we will make it two yuan cheaper. Okay, if you are willing to come, let's draw lots."
After speaking.
Everyone crowded over.
Li Cunxi continued to remind: "Men are on the left and women are on the right. Men have blue letters and women have red letters. If you catch the wrong one, it doesn't count."