I started a senior citizen university after being unemployed, and I became the favorite of my uncles

Chapter 111 Uncles and aunts all have unique skills

Aunt He and Aunt Yang are well-known rivals, and they always compete with each other in everything.

In the past, they were passively comparing, but now they are actively competing.

Aunt He thinks that except for not having grandchildren, she is far superior to Aunt Yang in all other aspects.

Aunt Yang thinks that except for having more puppies than her, Aunt He cannot compare to her in any other aspect.

As soon as Lin Qinglan announced that the school was going to hold a "flea market event", the two began to compete secretly.

"Sister Yang, what kind of stall are you planning to set up?" Aunt He took the lead and inquired for information.

"You've owned a store before, so you have more experience than us. You must have thought of this a long time ago."

Aunt He's words seem to be flattering Aunt Yang, but in fact they are sarcastic.

Aunt Yang failed in her business many times when she was young and had no business acumen, which has always been her pain point.

In the first round of confrontation, Aunt He hit the vital points right from the start.

Aunt Yang also responded unyieldingly: "When it comes to business, I still can't compare to you."

"You have a wide network of contacts and good relationships, and your family's matchmaking agency is doing very well. I envy you."

"It's such a pity. I can matchmake others successfully, but why does my daughter always fail in blind dates?"

Aunt He, who was criticized, fell silent. She has more than 30 years of matchmaking experience, and her daughter Xiaomo is still single at the age of 28.

She snorted coldly, shook her newly dyed red hair, and decided not to argue with Aunt Yang.

Aunt Yang touched her newly permed hair and also felt that she was better.

The competition between Aunt He and Aunt Yang continued until after school.

At the school gate, Aunt He’s daughter Xiao Mo and Aunt Yang’s granddaughter Niuniu were sharing spicy noodles sold on the roadside.

Seeing the two aunts coming out, Niu Niu asked for help in a panic: "Sister Xiao Mo, what should I do? My grandma doesn't let me eat spicy strips. She will scold me if she sees it.

"I can't protect myself, and my mom won't let me eat spicy noodles. She will beat me to death."

Xiao Mo looked ready to die, and solemnly warned Niuniu: "Just say I bought it for you, and I forced it into your hand, threatening to beat you if you don't eat it, and transfer all your firepower to me."

"Sister, the excuse you made up can't even fool Grandma He, let alone make her rich." Niu Niu mercilessly complained about Xiao Mo's lame excuse.

In the past, they would secretly eat their snacks before Aunt He and Aunt Yang got home from school.

I miscalculated this time and ate one extra bag of spicy strips, and got caught red-handed.

The two aunts came forward aggressively. Xiao Mo quickly stuffed the last spicy strip into his mouth, then took out the paper from his pocket in a flash and handed it to Niu Niu from behind.

The two men turned around tacitly, wiped their mouths, and prepared to greet the coming of the "storm" gracefully.

However, Aunt Yang and Aunt He just walked away, as if they didn't see them, and they walked faster and faster, as if they were in a walking race.

"What a joke these two are. They even have to fight over a road." Xiao Mo scratched his head to express his incomprehension.

"Niuniu, we are safe now. They don't have time to take care of us now."

"I'll take you to buy another bag of spicy noodles to celebrate. I ate them too fast just now and couldn't taste them."

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When Xiao Mo finished eating the spicy noodles and slowly returned home, he found Aunt He writing furiously.

"Mom, why are you so diligent today? You started doing your homework as soon as you got home."

"Homework is not important. I'm doing real work." Aunt He answered without raising her head.

Xiao Mo: "Listen to what you are saying. You are a student, how can you not do your homework?"

"Your attitude is unacceptable. It's outrageous. I'm going to talk to your teacher some other time."

Aunt He: "Don't think I don't know that you took Niuniu to buy snacks again."

Xiao Mo shut up and changed the subject abruptly: "I saw your teacher said in the group that there will be a flea market next week. Have you decided what to sell?"

"I've thought about it a long time ago." Aunt He said confidently: "What I want to sell is information."

Xiao Mo suspected that he had heard it wrong, so he asked again uncertainly: "You said you want to sell information?"

“Is this thing you’re selling legal?”

Aunt He jumped up and gave her a slap on the head: "What are you thinking about? I was talking about marriage information."

Aunt He pointed at the chat box where new messages kept popping up.

"These are potential clients I developed at the senior citizens' university. They all have single children at home and are anxious to introduce a partner to their children."

"I'm going to set up a blind date corner. Anyone who wants a blind date can come here and fill out a form. I'll introduce them to someone else."

"I don't care what they offer in exchange. What matters is that more people come to my stall than your Aunt Yang's."

Xiao Mo was skeptical: "Will this work? Will anyone really come? Young people don't want to get married nowadays. Can your traditional way really work?"

"Don't underestimate the blind date corner. It's the busiest place. We matchmakers usually go to the blind date corner to solicit business."

At this point, Aunt He glared at Xiao Mo with a look of disappointment, "I have introduced successful marriages to people all over the world, but you are the only one who is a bitter melon, destroying my reputation."

"Believe me, your mother. I am very sure that your Aunt Yang will not win this time."

……

Aunt He chose her old business, while Mr. Fu continued with his new idea.

He was determined to sell his autographed photos.

He asked several people in the class and found that no one was interested in his autographed photos. Mr. Fu was very hurt and conducted deep self-reflection.

He decided to forgo the autographed photo.

Take a set of more expensive art photos.

Then they bundled and sold Fu Lanshan’s photos; if you bought one of his photos, you would get one of his son’s for free.

Fu Lanshan thought that Lao Fu’s idea was ridiculous.

"You tied up my photos. Do you know that you are worthless and are afraid that no one will want them even if you give them away for free? So you use me as a cover?"

Old Fu shook his head mysteriously: "You are wrong, absolutely wrong."

"You are not a cover, you are the gift of my artistic photo."

Fu Lanshan looked intently at the photo that Lao Fu was holding up, and suddenly realized that the photo Lao Fu prepared for him was taken by a professional magazine team.

His photos are of him when he was one month old, one hundred days old, and in elementary school with missing front teeth.

After all, he is a business elite and the president of a group. It would be fine if he didn't choose a photo in a suit, but why did he choose the one wearing open-crotch pants?

"Give me my photo. You have no shame, but I still have some."

Fu Lanshan grabbed the photo on the table, threw it into the trash can despite Lao Fu's obstruction, and said ruthlessly: "If you want to set up a stall and think of other things, you are not allowed to sell photos, otherwise we will break off our relationship."

He thought that Old Fu would let it go, but he didn't see that after he left, Old Fu took out an even thicker stack of photos.

If Lao Fu were obedient, he would not be the rebellious Lao Fu.

These photos appeared at Lao Fu's stall as scheduled on the opening day of the flea market.