roccoschili Chapter 201: If you can survive, then survive. If you can’t, then divorce.
Chapter 201: If you can survive, then survive. If you can’t, then divorce.
When Lin Qinglan heard that Uncle Zhou was going to "Boxing King", her first reaction was that these uncles and aunts were really talented.
Before she could find out what was going on, she heard another shocking thing - retired boxer Aunt Shen was going to challenge Uncle Zhou.
Lin Qinglan rushed to the scene and found that the challenger was not only Aunt Shen, but also Chef Wu and Uncle Shi.
"I can understand Aunt Shen coming here, but why are Chef Wu and Uncle Shi here?"
As the first person to spread the "rumor", Lao Fu relayed the battle situation to Lin Qinglan: "The three of them want to challenge Lao Zhou, and the situation is very tense."
"Old Zhou, I came here first. Let's have a boxing match first." Aunt Shen raised her hand first: "I didn't expect there is a hidden master in the school. What competitions have you participated in before? Why have I never seen you in a big competition?"
Aunt Shen moved her neck and wrists, very excited: "I heard you are going to be on "Boxing King", I will fight with you for a few moves."
"That's not right. Isn't Mr. Zhou going to participate in the "Chef Competition"? "
Chef Wu squeezed in between the two people.
He came to observe Uncle Zhou's cooking skills.
The previous battle with Aunt Zhong in the community cooking competition made Chef Wu no longer dare to underestimate the skills of uncles and aunts, and also made him firmly believe that there are masters among the people.
When he heard that Uncle Zhou was going to participate in "The King of Chefs", he wanted to give Uncle Zhou some advice.
After listening to the first two speeches, Uncle Shi asked in confusion, “But I heard that he participated in the “King of Singers Contest.”
"I'm still thinking about hearing how he sings."
The crowd exclaimed one after another.
Lin Qinglan was also confused. Where did the rumors about "Boxing King", "Cooking King" and "Singing King" come from?
Everyone looked at Uncle Zhou at the same time.
"So what show are you going to be on?"
Old Fu, who spread the rumor, turned around and left silently. He only spread the rumor about "If You Are the One", but how did it turn into "The King of Singers" as time went by?
Uncle Zhou blushed and said with embarrassment: "I will go to the boys and girls rush forward."
Old Fu, who had "retreat" halfway, got back into the crowd and said, "I want to go too, I want to go too!"
Uncle Li crossed his arms, looked Lao Fu up and down, and sneered: "Others are rushing forward, but you are retreating."
"Going to participate in a show outside not only represents yourself, but also represents the image of the school. Someone as strong as me must participate."
"You can't do it, you little piece of sugar cane." Old Fu made "slanderous" remarks.
"You're even worse, you fat bucket." Uncle Li followed closely behind.
"If I can't do it, then you can?"
"I'm better than you anyway."
The two "old kids" have a big quarrel every three days and a small quarrel every two days.
The tall old man Chang picked them up, one in each hand, and separated them like little chickens. "Don't quarrel. It won't kill anyone. Just have a fight."
"Hey, Principal Xiaolin is still here." Uncle Wang's EQ came online and he quickly told them to shut up.
Uncle Zhou suddenly had an idea: "We can form a team to participate. There is also a team competition in the program. With our tacit cooperation, the grand prize will be easily won."
"That makes sense. Count me in." Old Fu was the first to raise his hand to sign up.
"Since Old Fu has participated, I must go. I'm waiting to see him fall into the water." Uncle Li raised his hand higher than Old Fu's.
The two began to compete secretly again.
"I'll go too. It sounds interesting." Uncle Chang seemed to be thinking about something.
"Da Zhuang, come too." Old Fu pulled the hesitant Uncle Mu over.
After spending some time together, Old Fu already knew Uncle Mu very well.
Uncle Mu gave him a grateful look.
Uncle Mu is a typical i person who needs others to help him when socializing.
Uncle Li and Old Fu are both smart people. They take Uncle Mu with them wherever they go to help him quickly integrate into the group.
Uncle Mu couldn't resist them and insisted on calling him "Da Zhuang". Gradually he got used to it and thought it sounded nice.
He was quite grateful to Lao Fu and the others. Except when he wanted to enjoy his private space and two noisy e-people came in to enjoy other people's private space, Uncle Mu thought they were good people at other times.
There is also "Old Liao" who the two of them always talk about. Uncle Mu also got a general impression of Uncle Liao from their descriptions, a kind-hearted, taciturn and self-disciplined sports expert.
He heard that Uncle Liao would be back soon, and he was looking forward to meeting him.
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After listening to their explanation, Lin Qinglan suddenly realized, "So Uncle Zhou, you are going to participate in Boys and Girls Go Forward. There are so many uncles and aunts going to record the show recently."
Aunt Zhong smelled gossip and moved closer to Lin Qinglan: "Who else? How come I don't know?"
"Aunt Song from the folk dance class is going to record "Dancing So", and she has asked for two weeks off."
Uncle and aunt were immediately furious.
"Is there any benefit in participating in the show?"
“Is there a sleeping-in competition I can participate in?”
"Come on, you can't even beat Lao Wang and Lao Li in the school selection. They are both real sleepers, and most people can't compare to them."
"What do you think suits me?"
"You are suitable to participate in the Big Eater Contest. You took away all the meat in my bowl at noon. I still remember it."
Uncles and aunts are the people who use the TV most frequently in the family, and for them, appearing on TV is a matter of pride.
It is no exaggeration to say that smoke was coming out of the ancestral graves. A separate page was opened in the family tree and everyone was discussing it.
Outside the crowd, Uncle Zhao and Aunt Li quarreled again, and they both snorted coldly at each other.
"I think 'Family Defenders' is quite suitable for both of us." Uncle Zhao said sarcastically.
"Which old man said three minutes ago that he would never talk to me again." Aunt Li rolled her eyes and said with disdain: "I don't want to be on TV with an old man like you, lowering my image."
Uncle Zhao stiffened his neck, trying to prove himself: "Do you think I am willing? From now on I will not say another word to you."
"I solemnly declare again, please stop making trouble unreasonably."
"What do you mean? I'm being unreasonable?" Aunt Li was furious. "You get angry when I say a few words to you. Who is being unreasonable?"
"You old man, are you born in the year of the donkey? The older you get, the more irritable you get."
"I'm telling you, I've tolerated you for a long time. If we can get by, then we'll get by. If we can't, we'll get a divorce."
Aunt Li raised her voice.
The two people tacitly kept their distance from each other, for fear of being contaminated by bad luck.
"Let me make it clear first, my son is mine, and I can't live without the food he cooks."
"Why do you want to take my son away? I will also leave the food cooked by my son. The house belongs to you and my son belongs to me."
"Why should I listen to you? I want both the house and my son."
"No, I don't agree!"
"Who cares whether you agree or not!"