roccoschili Chapter 130 The Laughing Team Culture!Sexy Barkley Teaching Online!
Chapter 130 The Laughing Team Culture!Sexy Barkley Teaching Online!
Statistics show!
卢泰伦得到44分15篮板3助攻2抢断4失误！
投篮32中16，三分6中2，罚球11中10！
Among them, 15 rebounds created his single-game rebound record!
Among the Dragon Country players, it ranks 3rd!
It is the sum of the bus and big single-game rebound records!
After this game, the Pistons fans were overwhelmed, and because they couldn't love it, they hated it.
So, they sent the best tribute!
"fucklu!"
"fucklu!"
When Lu Tailun returned to the away locker room, he was called a "monkey" by the Pistons fans!
Get splashed with wine!
As long as Lu Tailun doesn't want to go back at this moment, it's not the Pistons fans who suffer!
Lu Tailun was really irritated after the game.
In the post-match interview.
Lu Tailun's anger reached its peak!
"Without this group of fans, I would not have scored so many points! It was their booing that irritated me! It made me play with emotions. I have to be as tough as Al Capone (the famous godfather of Chicago gangsters) to be able Defeat them thoroughly!"
"Even if Lambiel is standing on the court today, I will break through and dunk him, and beat him black and blue!"
These words finally reached the ears of Dumas.
His responses were also very tactful.
"Sorry, Pistons fans, if I get lucky enough to get the second pick, none of this will happen, and you will see a new army of bad boys, a new smiling assassin!"
After the game, the staff of the 76ers also knew the madness of Detroit fans, and the crime rate in Detroit was still high.
In addition, after the overtime game, people are already very tired, and there is no way to practice for a long time.
Ever since, a strange scene appeared after the game!
A group of players and staff members of the 76ers carried Lu Tailun, who was supposed to practice extra, onto the bus like eight sedan chairs!
"Let go of me! I want to practice more! If you don't let me practice more, you don't want to eat any junk food!"
"Get out of here and eat tomatoes!"
Lu Tailun's cry was very enthusiastic!
"Lu, our bus is full of your recommended boiled chicken, boiled duck, and a lot of boiled vegetables!" Coach Bread really lived in Bengbu.There is also a lot of healthy food in the car, which is wrapped in plastic wrap.
"It's very fresh, especially the tomatoes!"
After the game, due to overtime and the team is also hungry!
Ever since, an amazing team culture appeared after the game!
Snatch game!
In fact, the most difficult thing for the 76ers to change is not a healthy diet and self-disciplined living habits, because most of the team's body fat percentage is not very high.Even Speights, who is the fattest in the team, has a good body fat percentage at this time.
Therefore, it is not difficult to implement self-discipline and healthy eating and living habits.
The difficult thing is to change the culture and temperament of this team!
Holiday, Brand, Iguodala, Thaddeus Young including Lu Wei, these people are good, but their personalities are too gentle.
The temperament lacks a little bit of ruthlessness.
Lu Tailun is different from them.
Start with a bowl.
A dependent mother.
A thin and small body.
A not-so-friendly environment to grow up in.
Let Lu Tailun develop that kind of bad, tough temperament.
He is eager to succeed, eager to be a leader, and enjoys the feeling that if one responds to all, one will succeed.
In fact, he's doing just that.
That kind of ruthlessness that one is born with cannot be learned by others.So he relied on this temperament and performance to quickly become the leader of the 76ers.
Watching himself and the 76ers fight for food with the tough look of dirty moves, he will fight even harder.
Be tough, be tough with others!This is how he wants to feel!
In order to change the team's good-natured masculinity, become tough.
Lu Tailun also came up with a few crazy ideas:
1. Players can buy pistols to protect themselves.
2. Players must uniformly purchase private servers with gang style.
The second point was quickly dismissed.
The reason is also very simple. The bad boy army in the last century was the most vicious in the nba, and none of them had such a habit of dressing.
Moreover, once this idea is accepted, their image and commercial value will be affected, and the league will punish them.
The first rule has strict requirements.
76ers general manager Cunningham allowed them to buy and carry guns.
But there are also strict requirements for their use of firearms:
1. Do not display firearms in public
2. Do not bring guns into the arena or locker room
3. You can only use guns for self-defense, and you are not allowed to attack others for no reason.
This barely allowed the team to pass the first rule!
……
As the time came to the afternoon of January 1th.
Tough rebounding drills in 76ers team culture!
Also ushered in the nth class!
"What about the teacher?"
The whole team members are very strange. Today it is said that there are important guests coming to the 76ers.
What is the famous rebounding leader of the former 76ers.
What about this person?
Where is it?
As soon as the words fell, a fat figure ran out from the dressing room. He was covered in sweat, and the flesh on his stomach was shaking from the inside to the outside!
He was topless, wearing red briefs, showing off his extremely large ass and legs as thick as tree trunks!
He has a bald head, and the big eyes on his face make him very "cute"!
This scene was so shocking that many players of the 76ers vomited directly!
"Sir, don't talk nonsense in TNT, don't come here to disgust me!" Lu Tailun threw up while holding the trash can.
The teacher of the rebounding class today is actually!
The shortest rebounder in history!
The offensive kaleidoscope in the paint!
Giant tanks in the perimeter!
Highly productive and efficient super scorer!
The owner of an extremely strong body and top physical fitness!
NBA's biggest ass!
The biggest stinky mouth in the commentary world!
No.1 for kissing the ass of a donkey!
Sir Charles Barclay! ! !
"Lu, I haven't exercised for a long time, and I'm sweating after playing for a while!" Barkley wiped his sweat panting after finishing speaking!The oily and smooth meat looks even more delicious!
Lu Tailun and Barkley also did not know each other because of their verbal quarrel.
When the 76ers selected Lu Tailun.
Barkley, as a famous 76ers team, teased his old club:
"Lu is a top-five rookie, but he can't be a candidate for the No. [-] pick. You can't pick him with the No. [-] pick just because he looks like AI."
"It is not advisable to judge people by their appearance. I am not optimistic about his future achievements in the NBA."
Then Lu Tailun was not to be outdone.
"You are also judging people by their appearance, and you are even more unacceptable!"
Later, he slapped Barkley in the face with a series of performances!
Later, Lu Tailun took the initiative to bet with Barkley!
"Sir, if I score more than 30 points you'll bite the ass!
Barkley bit the ass from behind!
Barkley later openly bet on tnt.
"Lu, if you can get 40 points, I will eat large intestine sashimi in public!"
As a result, Lu Tailun scored 49 points!
That night, Barkley performed a wave of raw large intestine sashimi in the tnt live room.
While eating the large intestine sashimi in pain, he shouted even more painfully.
"The large intestine sashimi inside!
"There is an answer!"
It directly made a group of audience laugh out loud!
The tnt show went straight to the hot search that night!
From then on, Barkley never dared to bet again!
When Lu Tailun scored 57 points!
Barkley put on a jk suit directly in the next episode of the show!
Almost blinded Lu Tailun!
However, the relationship between these two people is quite good, they are seniors who love each other and kill each other!
"Sir, you not only don't have a champion, you don't even have hair and muscles!" Lu Tailun looked at Barkley's round figure and even rounder head, and he couldn't help teasing!
"But I have a pair of big butts, Lou!" After speaking, Buckley twerked directly!
Those big and upturned buttocks are really extremely hot eyes!
"It's awkward! If you twist again, the fat on your body will fall off!" Lu Tailun was still joking to Barkley there!
Barkley stopped twisting now, he needs to rest!After all, after retiring for a long time, his figure has become a ball!
For an old man in his 40s, this one really needs to be slowed down and taught again.
During this period, Lu Tailun and Barkley also had friendly exchanges there.
"Sir, I heard that you talked about girls from the Dragon Kingdom on the show before, took the lead in drinking CP, and even started a large-scale emotional show, is it true!" Lu Tailun asked Sir Barkley secretly at this moment.
"Lu, I did this thing. For the sake of the show, I chose to do it myself!" Barkley, as a man of temperament, also told the truth!
"Do you know who that girl is?" Lu Tailun suddenly became angry at this moment!
"That's my girl!"
"If you dare to talk about my girl again, I'll kick your big ass to death!" Lu Tailun showed his responsibility at this moment—you can't scold my girlfriend!
After that, Barkley also accepted such a request to help Lu Tailun keep his girlfriend secret.
"Sir, I will marry my girl. At that time, you and Senior Kenny will be the master of ceremonies. TNT will broadcast the whole process! How about it!"
"A word is settled!"
It's a man's rule when it's just the two of them.
After the break, Barkley put on a huge training suit!
Gather the players together and speak in a cheerful tone!
"Sexy Jazz Online Teaching!"
"Barkley's rebound training class has officially started!"