Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

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Chapter 0272

Emei is beautiful, facing the abyss, the clouds and mists do not disperse, and the birds do not sleep.

The two elders Xuanming jumped off the cliff in a hurry, and naturally they didn't seek their own death. They borrowed a few times in the air, and they hung on the cliff in the middle of the mountain.

After waiting for a long time, the two of them were a little disappointed that Zhou Zhiruo didn't catch up.

He didn't even have a chance to use the Shixiang Ruanjin Powder in his hand, it was a sharp weapon against martial arts masters.So far, only the tantric masters who practice hard kung fu have not had much influence. Others, even if they are themselves, can only be caught without an antidote.

What is going on with this Emei faction?

Doesn't extinction mean holding the Yitian sword and killing people indiscriminately?How can the disciples who are taught be so cautious?

In mid-air, looking at the boundless abyss below, the two looked at each other and slowly climbed down.This time, the target's martial arts skills are extremely high, and his character is forbearing, so the two have to think long-term.

At least on this mountain, there should be no way.

The main reason is that the place is too small, and many places have disciples on duty twelve hours a day.And everyone eats at different times, so prescribing medicine will only scare the snake away.

At this moment, it is best to lead Zhou Zhiruo down the mountain.

Thinking of the target's graceful figure and dripping tender face, Luzhangke swallowed his saliva immediately, and became more motivated to go down the mountain.

"Zhizhi, Zhizhi~" Hearing the cry, the two were startled, then turned their heads and saw a monkey on the other side of the cliff, and a kitten looking at them.

A monkey and a cat grinned and smiled.

Can't move, can you?

"Get out!" The deer stick guest, whose wrist was torn by sharp claws, had a bad temper, and angrily yelled.

As the top master of the rivers and lakes, two little beasts dared to mess with his tiger whiskers, it was simply reckless.

Little yellow cat:? ? ?

The cat and the monkey looked at each other, nodded, then picked up the stone in their hands and smashed it, a gust of wind hit the two poor old people.

The two elders Xuanming didn't care at first, after all, how powerful the stones thrown by the monkey and the kitten could be, but they subconsciously avoided it.

"Boom~" A hole was smashed into the mountain wall.

The two elders were taken aback for a moment, and cold sweat streamed down their foreheads instantly.

This Emei has a problem!All freaks!

It's fine if Zhou Zhiruo has such terrifying strength at such a young age, how could these two beasts know martial arts?

A stern look flashed in He Biweng's eyes, with such strength, if they kept throwing rocks at them, the two of them might not be able to go down the mountain safely.

kill!

The two senior brothers have not been separated for decades, and they have the same heart, and they can know each other's meaning when they make a mistake in their eyes.The Deer Sticker took out a short stick around his waist, the tip of the stick was forked, in the shape of antlers, the whole body was dark, I don't know what it was made of.

With a vigorous throw, the short staff turned into a cloud of white air and threw it at the two little beasts.

Crane Biweng holds two pens, the tip of the pen is as sharp as a crane's beak, shining with crystal light, he uses his feet on the cliff to use his strength, and rushes directly.

It's just a beast!Between these cliffs, as long as you rush over, it is a dead end.

Can they still walk freely on the cliffs?

It was too late and then quickly, the short stick was caught by the little yellow cat in its mouth as soon as it was thrown over, and then it jumped directly to the protrusion on the cliff.

The little monkey was slightly behind the little yellow cat a few steps before, and when the situation was wrong, he also jumped to the other side.

Of course the Crane Biweng who rushed over was completely empty-handed.

"Junior brother, take back my weapon." Deer Zhangke shouted anxiously.

The two of them used Qimen weapons, which must be strong and able to pass through internal forces. Naturally, the materials are not ordinary, and they also need to be made by famous craftsmen in the world. It took them several mission contributions to get them.

It must not be thrown away casually.

"Baji, Baji~" Hearing the voice, the two looked up, and then they were dumbfounded.

The weapon was eaten!

The two elders Xuanming looked at each other, and a cold air rushed directly to the forehead from the soles of their feet.

This is a monster?

The two of them can live to such an age, relying on two words: cautious!With little hesitation, he let go and continued to jump down the mountain.

Can't be provoked or can't hide?

Seeing how decisive the two were, Miao Le grinned, and then said, "Meow ~", the cry was clear but rippling between heaven and earth.

A moment later, dozens of large birds flew out of the mountain and hovered over the heads of the two elders Xuanming who fell more than ten feet down again.

The big bird didn't make any unnecessary attacks either. With a movement of its tail, clusters of sparse bird droppings poured down on the target.

Xuan Ming and the elder were caught off guard, with mouth and face all over.

This Nima!

The two of them mixed in the palace, pampered and pampered for so many years, usually served by a few maids, clean and hygienic, today this moment is simply challenging their physical limits.

"Ouch!" Lu Zhangke was the first to vomit uncontrollably. He could only move one hand, and he couldn't resist this purely disgusting attack. He ate the most.

What's the use of training this ability for these birds?Are you sick?

Those who train these birds must not be serious people!

"Meow~" The little yellow cat jumped aside, took a look with its big blue eyes, and quickly looked away.

This is too disgusting!Who did it?

"Meow~"

Go on guys!

All of a sudden those birds pulled more vigorously.

This is the order of the overlord of Mount Emei. If he does not perform well, the stored winter grain may disappear for no reason, and then he can only go to the Emei faction to work and eat and drink. How miserable it would be.

"Stinky cat? You wait for me, you have the guts to come over and challenge! What's the point of hiding? Let me tell you, I will eat dragon and tiger fights every day if I have a chance! Before I eat every time, I will personally put your The same group will tear apart the skin and bones!"

Luzhangke yelled in dissatisfaction, his eyes were covered by the lake, and he couldn't see clearly.

The two brothers have never been so wronged at any other time since they came out to travel the rivers and lakes, except for being almost beaten to death when facing Zhang Sanfeng.

The little yellow cat was stunned for a moment, and its blue round eyes turned into vertical children, with a menacing aura.

I was going to let them go for fun, but I didn't expect that I wanted to die.

What two righteous men!

Grab a small stone on the cliff with one claw, aim at the center of the righteous man, aim, and shoot!

"Ah!" With a scream, Lu Zhangke burst into tears immediately.

Whether it is accurate or not is the difference between butchery and art.

"Brother! I'll save you!" He Biweng jumped up to support him.

The two brothers and sisters have supported each other for decades, and they don't even have a wife or son. They just want to enjoy life with one heart, and women who drink wine sometimes play together.

It is impossible for him to watch his senior brother die.

The little yellow cat paused, he admired this kind of good brotherhood, and immediately decided to let them be together forever.

After a while, small stones carried a strong wind and shot at the two of them non-stop, condescending and saturated blows.

Anyone who offends me by shoveling shit will be punished no matter how far away!

"Boom~Boom~" Let's have some Thunderbolt again.

"Ah!" The screams resounded through the sky.

……

In the student residence, Zhou Zhiruo was soaking his feet at night, when he heard the roar, his brows were furrowed.

This is the sound of "Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt and Fireball", the treasure of Emei.

According to the rules of the Emei Sect, each of their direct disciples was given six 'thunderbolt thunderbolts' for self-defense.

They are all female disciples, one is used to fight against the enemy, this 'Thunderbolt Thunderbolt' is very powerful, it can hurt the top master if caught off guard.The other, of course, is for suicide.

People in the rivers and lakes lick blood on the knife edge, those guys who talk about benevolence and morality may be the least benevolent and moral.

A woman as beautiful as a flower is captured, and it is impossible to imagine how they will be treated before they die.And this hidden weapon is the forbidden move of burning jade and stone together.

Was that senior sister hurt?Zhiruo is a little worried.

Then she remembered the two powerful enemies she encountered today.Could it be them?

"铛, 铛~" six times in a row, the bell for Emei's urgent summoning of disciples rang.

If you try out this kind of forbidden move, you must encounter a strong enemy, and everyone must support it.

Zhi Ruo raised her white and tender feet and prepared to join the battle.

"Whoosh~" Huang Ying flashed, and the little yellow cat rushed directly into the foot basin.

"Plop~" Then the cat turned around from the basin, and then threw itself on the girl's face, licking wildly.

Suck!

"Ah! Chu Lele, that's the water for washing my feet! You've covered me all over!" The girl panicked.

"Meow!" The little yellow cat trembled when he heard it, and his golden hair was as clean as new.

The girl with water stains all over her head:? ? ?

Half a quarter of an hour later, sacrificing themselves on the edge of the cliff, a group of senior sisters looked down at the boundless abyss below.

"Senior Sister Ding, the 'Thunderbolt Thunderbolt' exploded at the bottom of this cliff just now." A disciple and Ding Minjun reported.

Master didn't come, and Senior Sister Ding was the backbone of everyone.

Ding Minjun frowned, which junior sister met a strong enemy and chose to commit suicide at the bottom of the cliff?Or was it beaten down by the enemy?

"Count the number of people and see who is missing on the mountain?"

After a while, everyone was a little surprised that no one was missing, including Zhi Ruo, whose hair was messed up.

Ding Minjun's face turned cold, and he said seriously: "According to the school's rules, the 'thunderbolt thunderbolt' is a life-saving material, it is forbidden to randomly bomb and release, and all disciples wait in their bedrooms.

After a while, Junior Sister Jingxuan and I will check one by one. If anyone is found out, we will be fined a hundred taels of silver and confinement in the Sutra Pavilion for two months! "

This rule is of course because some junior sisters were playful in the past few years, and they wanted to try their power when they got the thunderbolt.Some were even released as fireworks. In the previous generation, a master uncle put one in the incense burner of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.

At that time, the master was offering incense and praying devoutly, the thunderbolt directly blew up the incense burner to pieces, almost scaring the master to pee.Master was furious, and then made this rule.

Moreover, this thing is expensive to make, each one is worth at least a few taels of silver.The key is that the secret weapon must be kept secret. If it is released at will, the enemy will know more and be prepared, and its power will be greatly reduced.

"Yes!"

Hearing this, Ruo Ruo suddenly thought of Lele who came back happily just now, and had an ominous premonition.

Could it be he who set off the fireworks?

Pay 100 taels?She looks like she's going bankrupt again!Still eating candied haws?In the future, I'm afraid I can only eat the free gruel from the dining room every day.

Hurriedly returning to the bedroom, the girl rummaged through the bedroom carefully, and finally found the thunderbolt she assigned in a corner of the bedroom.

Although this thing is not easy to explode and requires internal force to move it, she still carefully stores it in the corner.

When he saw those little black iron balls, Zhi Ruo breathed a sigh of relief and stroked his slightly developed chest.

Fortunately, it's not my own.

Wait, there seems to be something wrong with this weight!

The girl weighed it, her expression changed drastically, her palms clenched tightly, and with force, the iron ball turned out to be a ball of black mud, so what about her 'Thunderbolt Thunderbolt'?

At the door, the little yellow cat and the golden monkey are sitting in a row, one looking to the left and the other to the right, with wandering eyes.

Zhiruo rushed over, aggressively, holding a ball of black mud: "Who took it? You wouldn't use it to blow up a hornet's nest, would you?"

She felt that these two guys would definitely do this kind of thing.