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He is not afraid to answer all kinds of questions.
"listen."
Shen Jian said seriously: "Excuse me, why do men always marry their wives in the end?"
Zhou Xiaofu:? ? ?
Chapter 190
Zhou Xiaofu is very confident.
There is no doubt that he is a good ghost.
Even after becoming a ghost, he still followed the trajectory of his life and never killed anyone.
Instead, he was tortured inhumanly.
Without knowing it, he was killed several times by his wife Chunlan.
Every time I lose the previous memory, I continue to repeat the process of being killed.
If you want to select one of the top ten tragic figures, he will definitely be on the list.
Therefore, he is not afraid to answer the question of the little brother of the celestial master.
until……
The other party asked such a question.
"Why do men end up marrying their wives?"
Zhou Xiaofu:? ? ?
He was full of confidence, but when he heard this question, his face immediately froze.
Nima, what is the mentally handicapped problem.
"This……"
He faltered, but couldn't give an answer.
Shen Jian is very patient.
After waiting for almost ten seconds, I shook my head: "Second question, if a person commits suicide, is there more or less suicides in this world?"
Zhou Xiaofu: ...
Female ghost Chunlan: ...
Shen Jian continued to say like a spring breeze: "It's okay, just answer the three questions correctly, if not, we will skip it."?
"Question [-]: Can the walnuts squeezed by the door nourish the brain?"
"..."
"Is the expired poison more poisonous, or less poisonous?"?
"..."
"Why can every meteorite fall into the crater precisely?"
"..."
"The Chinese New Year's blessing should be pasted upside down, why don't the manufacturers directly produce the upside-down blessing?"
"..."
"Xiao Ming had ten apples, ate 4 of them, and gave 4 to his grandpa. Excuse me, how old is Grandpa Xiao Ming?"
"..."
"Is Yang Jian's third eye a single eyelid or a double eyelid?"
"..."
Shen Jian's questions came one after another.
"This this this..."
Zhou Xiaofu was immediately dumbfounded.
The more he thought about these questions, the wider his mouth opened, and his mind was stunned for a while. For a moment, he even wondered, if he could tell the answers to these questions, would he still be considered a normal person?
But these are indeed common sense questions.
He couldn't even answer one of them.
"Could it be that my mind is not sound? Am I sick? Am I a madman? Or is this world crazy?"
Zhou Xiaofu kept murmuring.
Covering his head, his face showed pain.
"Master, I can't tell the difference, I can't tell the difference."
Shen Jian looked at him with pity.
"Baby, think about it."
"Don't embarrass yourself too much. Facts have proved that you are indeed sick, but it doesn't matter. I am the director of Huangquan Hospital. I can open a special VIP channel for you."
Shen Jian's tone was gentle.
On the mace that can be lifted, there are bits of minced meat and the smell of blood stained on it, all telling the indifference of this man.
Zhou Xiaofu wanted to escape.
But a hand had already grabbed his shoulder, and he couldn't move even half a point no matter how hard he tried.
Zhou Xiaofu panicked.
It was obvious that this little celestial master just patted him on the shoulder lightly, persuading him gently, but at this moment he revealed his ferocious nature.
"I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, you are the ones who are crazy."
Under such shouts.
The mace slammed down.
"Ahhh!"
Shocking screams echoed around.
It made the female ghost Chunlan's eyelids twitch wildly.
This human being seems a little abnormal.
"It's your turn next."
Shen Jian let go of the ghost rope.
The female ghost Chunlan fell.
She looked at Shen Jian in a daze.
what's going on?
Is this going to let her go?
Just when the female ghost was wondering, Shen Jian had already grabbed her with one hand.
She was stunned.
There was a flattering smile on his face.
And opened the collar on the chest, revealing a large snow-white.
"If the object is you, I can... ah ah!"
The words did not fall.
The female ghost Chunlan uttered a horrific scream, and the place Shen Jian touched sizzled and smoked.
thump.
She collapsed on the ground, rolling, looking at Shen Jian in horror.
Female ghost:? ? !
Why is this human hand so powerful?
Touching her was like getting an electric shock.
There is a physical excruciating pain.
Look again.
Not like.
There's an electric arc on this human's hand.
crackling.
The sound of rumbling and muffled thunder can be heard vaguely.
Shen Jian looked excited.
He raised his hand and looked at his spark-charged palm.
it is as expected.
Emperor Song's ability to communicate yin and yang allows him to use the supernatural powers of all people, ghosts, gods, immortals, and demons who have been marked by the underworld.
Just now, he borrowed the thunder method from the former Tianshi Mansion.
Shen Jian clicked his tongue.
Apart from King Yama's ability, this was the first time that he was fully interested in the abilities of other Yama kings.
Communicating Yin and Yang, playing well can be supernatural.
Especially after he has the priesthood of the four kings of hell, even if he uses the supernatural powers of the former mythical figures, his body will not be able to bear it.
I thought about it.
He had a new idea.
Approaching the female ghost Chunlan.
Female ghost:! ! !
Don't come here.
She was so frightened that she crazily scratched the floor with her hands, trying to crawl away from Shen Jian.
"Ghost sister, we still have time, we can have a happy time."
Shen Jian laughed strangely.
The palm-leaf fan, which was full of electric arcs, was already grabbing at the female ghost.
What he borrowed was the thunder technique of the weakest celestial master, and he wanted to know how strong this thunder technique could be with the blessing of his own ability.
The female ghost was terrified.
Struggling frantically: "Don't, don't touch me, don't come here, take it away, take that thing away, ah! I don't want it, let me go! I don't want it, ah!"
this moment.
crackling.
Arc burst.
Screams sounded.
……
the other side.
In the corridor of Room 5506 where Zhou Xiaofu was, the elevator door opened, and several members in special uniforms appeared.
The leader was Captain Daxia Longquexia who had met Shen Jian three times,
"Are you sure, it was the voice of the deceased Zhou Xiaofu just now? Didn't someone pretend?"
Captain Xia spoke.