roccoschili Chapter 146 It’s not like a family doesn’t want to enter a house
Chapter 146 It’s not like a family doesn’t want to enter a house
[Isn't that a snake?] Jiang Yueyang instinctively shuddered. [I'm most afraid of snakes.]
Some old scenes emerged in his mind, and the third prince felt inexplicably painful all over, especially his buttocks.
The system suppressed a laugh and replied, "No... no. He... he brought the Sixth Princess, who was only a few days old, with him."
Jiang Yueyang blinked, [???]
[Host, can you imagine the shocked expression on the lecturer's face when the Third Prince took a baby out of the basket?]
Jiang Yueyang nodded blankly. What level of naughty kid would do such a thing?
No, no, no, this is something that only a weird and naughty kid would do.
Jiang Yueyang asked, "Little Melon, if I heard correctly, the teacher wanted him to take care of the small animals, right? Although humans are animals, he was so young at the time that he probably didn't realize that. How could he treat the Sixth Princess as an animal?"
Because the Sixth Princess was born white and plump, the Empress and the Sixth Princess's mother often said that the Sixth Princess was as cute as a Persian cat. The Third Prince heard this so often that he subconsciously thought that the Sixth Princess and Persian cats were the same.
The second prince looked at the third prince with an indescribable expression. What's wrong with this third brother's brain?
Jiang Yueyang: [...Little Melon, you're right. The Third Prince is indeed the most like His Majesty. He can't tell the difference between a man and a woman, a human or an animal. It's outrageous. His father opened the door to outrageousness. It's outrageous to the extreme.]
[Right, right? Compared to them, the host's thinking process is simply too normal! ]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
After a moment of silence, Jiang Yueyang curled her lips and replied sarcastically, "Yes, compared to your venomous tongue, Your Majesty, their outrageous behavior is like 'showing off one's sword in front of Guan Gong, overestimating one's own capabilities.'"
Now it was the system's turn to be speechless.
The third prince smelled a hint of gunpowder, and his originally bad mood instantly became infinitely good.
Make a noise, make as much noise as you can, so that I won’t remember to eat melons.
Unfortunately, it didn't go as he wished.
After Jiang Yueyang confronted the autism system, she asked in a relaxed mood: [What then? The Third Prince took the Sixth Princess to the academy. Wouldn't the harem be in turmoil?]
[The Sixth Princess's mother searched the entire palace but couldn't find her. She thought the Sixth Princess was in great danger.
In grief, he wanted to hang himself to atone for his sins. However, the Empress discovered the clues and hurried to the school with her men.
When the lecturer learned that the baby was the sixth princess, he fainted from fear, scaring the princesses and princes into crying loudly.
The third prince was the eldest of the group of children. He shouted to everyone not to be afraid, saying that he had a way to wake the teacher up, and he also forbade the palace servants to call the imperial physician.
Because he thought the master had fainted because of his anger, and was afraid that the queen would spank him after knowing about it, he blew into his hands twice and slapped the master's face left and right.
Seeing that the master still didn't wake up, he asked the princesses to turn their backs. He then took off his pants and urinated on the master's face. He also told the eunuchs who served him that the book said that boy's urine can cure all diseases, and the master will definitely wake up after drinking it!
When the Queen arrived with her people, she happened to see this scene and hear the last sentence.
After making sure that the Sixth Princess was safe, the Queen Mother ordered someone to bring a bamboo stick. Regardless of her usual dignity and virtue, she pulled down the Third Prince's pants and spanked him.
While beating him, the Queen Mother said: How many times have I told you not to learn from your father, but to learn more from your brother? Why don’t you understand?
I took every precaution, even having someone stew a bowl of brain flower for you every day to nourish your brain, but in the end, your brain still follows your father's! You are a useless piece of shit, you make me so angry!
[Hahaha...] Jiang Yueyang laughed wildly in her heart, [So, the Queen also finds a roundabout way to scold Your Majesty for being brainless?
Haha… I wonder what kind of brains the Empress gave the Third Prince to eat. I hope it wasn't pig brains, because the more he eats, the dumber he becomes.]
The system said calmly: [It's just a pig brain.]
Jiang Yueyang laughed even louder. [That's wrong! The Queen is such a smart person, why would she feed the Third Prince pig brains?]
She wanted to fight fire with fire.
[Hahahaha… Birds of a feather flock together. The Queen's way of thinking is also very different.]
The third prince nodded silently, saying, "This can't be entirely blamed on me. I'm just like my roots."
Blame it on my father!
Emperor Yuan: Hehehe...
For some reason, the second prince now felt somewhat fortunate.
The system said: [Later, the lecturer said that he was a normal person and could not teach the third prince, so he resolutely resigned.
After the Third Prince recovered from his injuries, he wanted to go and apologize to the Sixth Princess's mother. Unexpectedly, there was a wooden sign at the palace gate with a dog tied to it.
Jiang Yueyang asked with a smile: [Doesn't that wooden sign say: The Third Prince and dogs are not allowed to enter?]
[No, no, no, the sign reads: The Third Prince is not allowed to enter. Dogs are VIPs.]
【Why is this? 】
[Because the Third Prince is afraid of dogs!] The system suddenly burst into laughter, [Hahahaha... I understand being afraid of dogs, but host, do you know? The dog tied at the palace gate is only a dozen days old.]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
Jiang Yueyang was silent for a moment, then burst into laughter along with the system. The two bursts of laughter rose and fell like a surging river, drowning the third prince.
The third prince looked indifferent to life and death, and his technique of peeling pine nuts had become more and more proficient.
After Jiang Yueyang finished laughing, she looked up at the Third Prince who was working tirelessly to peel pine nuts, and then took out a bag of walnuts from the food box.
On the surface, she took it out of the food box, but in fact she just bought it from the mall.
She pushed the walnuts in the net bag toward the Third Prince and said sincerely, "Your Highness, you should eat more walnuts. They can nourish your brain."
The Third Prince snorted coldly and deliberately asked directly: "Jiang Yueyang, are you calling me stupid?"
"I did not say that. Your Highness misinterpreted my meaning."
The Third Prince laughed angrily, "Should I still apologize to you?"
"If Your Highness wants to talk about it, I don't mind."
The third prince: "..."
Seeing that the Third Prince was about to lose his patience, Jiang Yueyang quickly stood up and said, "Your Highnesses, it's getting late. I should go home."
The second prince was also worried that the third prince would get sick from Jiang Yueyang's anger, so he quickly stood up to see him off.
"I'll see Master Xiao Jiang off."
"No, your body has not recovered yet, so it's better to rest more. It's just a few steps away, I can leave on my own."
After Jiang Yueyang finished speaking, he bowed to the two of them and took his leave. After turning around and walking a few steps, he walked back and brought the pine nuts that the Third Prince had peeled.
"If Your Highness doesn't want these Walnuts, then I will..."
Before Jiang Yueyang could finish her words, the Third Prince took the bag of walnuts into his arms.
"There's no reason to take back something you gave to someone else!"