Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 285 The new function is a bit illegal

Hearing the inner voice, Wensheng, Yuan Lao and others opened their eyes wide in surprise, and looked at Kong Jijiu in confusion.

Kong Jijiu whispered, "Just pretend you didn't hear it. I'll explain it to you later."

Wensheng, Yuan Lao and others had not been in the capital before, so they did not know about the matter of Xin Sheng.

System: [Let's experience the new features first.]

As the system's voice fell, a two-way screen of about 70 inches appeared in the middle of the pavilion.

As soon as the screen appeared, everyone except Jiang Yueyang widened their eyes in shock.

what is that?

Jiang Yueyang saw the short videos on the list and asked in confusion: [Why are they cut into short videos? ]

[The video is too long, let’s just focus on the key points.]

【Fine. 】

System: [Let’s watch the first video now.]

As the system's voice fell, a picture appeared on the screen, and Wensheng saw his direct disciple Li Hui on it.

The system said according to the picture: [Wensheng and Li Hui became master and disciple because of a poem.

At that time, Li Hui was just a farm boy who could not afford to go to school. His ragged clothes could not hide the spirit in his eyes.

One day, he was standing outside the academy, commenting on the poems posted on the bulletin board, and was overheard by Wensheng who happened to be passing by.

Wensheng felt that Li Hui's insights were unique and he appreciated his talent, so he asked him to write a poem on the spot on the theme of "Life".

At that time, Li Hui thought for a moment and then composed a beautiful poem with profound artistic conception and exquisite words.

Wensheng was overjoyed upon seeing this and immediately decided to accept him as his disciple.

In the video, Li Hui recited his own poems confidently, and Wensheng stood in front of him and nodded in appreciation.

Outside the picture, the Painting Saint turned his head to look at Li Hui in the pavilion next door, and happened to meet Li Hui's astonished gaze.

Seeing him stand up and about to come over, the Painting Master hurriedly walked out of the pavilion and ordered the servant of Moxiangzhai to stop him.

After listening to the system's words, Jiang Yueyang asked: [Little Melon, is Li Hui's melon a good melon?]

【No, let’s watch the second video now. 】

In the video, Li Hui has been studying with Wensheng since that day, studying day and night and making rapid progress.

The next second, the scene changed, and Li Hui appeared in the brothel, hugging the brothel girl and having fun.

Jiang Yueyang raised his eyebrows slightly when he saw this scene, while Wensheng, Yuan Lao and others frowned.

Then, the scene changed again, and Li Hui was hugging a prostitute in the room.

He roughly took off the woman's clothes, revealing her fair skin and round breasts.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Yueyang subconsciously raised her hands to cover her eyes, and the others also blushed and looked away instantly, either lowering their heads or looking to the side.

Even the old guys like Kong Jijiu felt their faces getting hot and uncomfortable.

The painting by the painting master was blurred and ruined because of this sudden scene.

The woman's coquettish voice and the man's heavy breathing could be clearly heard in her ears. Jiang Yueyang covered her eyes and said, "Little melon, can such 18+ scenes be played without censorship?"

[Of course, I have the final say on my videos.]

【I think……】

Jiang Yueyang spread her fingers and looked at the screen, only to see the brothel girl hanging on Li Hui with her upper body exposed.

Their lips and tongues intertwined, and they performed a short and passionate French kiss.

Afterwards, Li Hui buried his head in the neck of the brothel girl and kissed her all the way down, accompanied by a hot sound.

As they kissed, Li Hui's lips stopped at a peak, sucking and biting...

Listening to that coquettish pout and that breathing, Ye Wuhen said to himself, "Oh shit, is it so big?"

Because the sound was quite loud, people in the neighboring pavilions blushed as they looked for the source of the sound.

Then, they realized that the sound came from the big pavilion. However, due to the angle and lighting, they were unable to see the erotic scene.

Jiang Yueyang covered her eyes again, [Xiaogua, I think you should turn off the video.]

[Ah... why do you want to turn it off? Host, don't you like it? I thought you liked it.]

[What nonsense are you talking about? How could I possibly enjoy watching such an 18+ video?]

Yuan Lao and others secretly said, don’t look at or listen to anything indecent.

Kong Jijiu deeply regretted bringing Jiang Yueyang here, and was also distressed. If such a thing happened in the court in the future...

Hearing Jiang Yueyang want to turn off the video, Ye Wuhen hesitated for a moment and slowly turned his head back.

Just watch a little, he will watch a little.

In the video, Li Hui and the brothel girl were entangled with each other and rolled from the ground to the bed.

The bed frame shook and creaked, and soon the sound of the ultimate pleasure of a man and a woman intertwined could be heard.

The system is less inclined to turn off the video because watching the video generates more energy.

[Host, see, this way I can level up faster.]

A woman's delicate voice came from my ears, "Mr. Li, you are so strong. You are the most powerful man I have ever seen."

"Miss Ying'er is really good at talking."

Jiang Yueyang sternly refused, "No, turn it off immediately."

[It’s not like the host hasn’t seen this before. ]

[Don't talk nonsense, when have I ever seen such a scene? ]

The system said with reason and evidence: [Didn't you and your aunt catch Xi Qingshan in an affair?]

[I didn't see anything that time, okay? I just... just heard the sound.]

Let’s listen to the audio.

[No, turn it off immediately.]

The system did not do so, and the scene on the screen became even more heated, with the two people on the bed already naked.

The two of them merged into one from top to bottom, inseparable.

Ye Wuhen only felt his blood expanding, his whole body was extremely hot, and he also felt a faint heat current in his nose.

Hearing that sticky sound continue, Jiang Yueyang said angrily: [I'll count to three. If you don't turn it off, I'll turn you off. One... two...]

With a snap, the screen went black and the blushing sound disappeared.

The system snorted unhappily, "Host, you'll have to go through this kind of thing sooner or later. Isn't it better to learn now?"

Jiang Yueyang lowered her hands from covering her eyes and said, "Shut up. The teacher said that there's no need to learn this kind of thing; you'll learn it naturally when the time comes."

Moreover, the teacher also said that watching too much of this kind of stuff is not good for your physical and mental health.

After the sound and the picture disappeared, the people present were able to relax and couldn't help but pick up their teacups and drink a cup of tea.

Only then did they realize that they were already thirsty.

The system snorted, "Host, you're truly an obedient student. Little did you know that your teacher hides under the covers every night watching movies, sometimes even using..."

[You, you, you... shut up!] Jiang Yueyang interrupted him harshly, [You're going to stop talking about Li Hui's gossip? If you don't, then...]

【Say it! 】