Chapter 716 The Green Prophet and the joker!
Chapter 716 The Green Prophet and the joker!
Chapter 716 The Green Prophet and the joker!
A female druid in her 20s caught a fallen leaf from a tree.Even in the big forests, where the leaves fall a little later, there are already yellow leaves falling.
As soon as a leaf falls, you know autumn in the world, and druids are still very sensitive to seasonal changes.
This year's winter came earlier, which is a big test for many species in the Northland.
Ordinarily, druids would not be too sad, because this is a natural choice.
But Ge Qiusha has just been a teacher for more than a year, and she hasn't cultivated the mentality of watching with cold eyes.
When she sees some poor animals, she can't help but help.
Now Getyusha is a "civil servant" in the Ring of the North Wind, and her main task is to teach those talented Druid apprentices.
The manpower was too tight, and the Ring of the North Wind had no choice but to send a bronze mid-level druid to teach those apprentices.
However, Ge Qiusha has rich theoretical knowledge, and her personality is also suitable for being a teacher, which complements each other.
She pinched a leaf in her hand and said to the six druid apprentices: "As druids, we must observe nature carefully. You see, although this leaf is yellow, it is not ready to fall off. And the fracture is obvious, indicating that it did not fall off naturally..."
As she spoke, she raised her head and shouted, "Mr. Charlotte, please come down from the tree, we've seen you!"
Charlotte: "You're lying to me, you didn't even notice me."
Gedyusha: "But you have already spoken."
Charlotte: "...then I won't go down either. I can climb trees with my ability, so why do you ask me to come down!"
While talking stiffly, Charlotte was using her brains, thinking about how to maintain her face.
I must not lose face in front of these little guys!
Everyone opened and closed their mouths and called me the boss. If it is embarrassing, should I still be the boss?
"Ahem!" Charlotte cleared her throat. "Actually, I'm on the tree for a reason. I'm observing changes in the natural world through astrology. This is the secret method of the Green Prophet, you don't understand!"
Such shameless excuses can be thought of.Charlotte thought she was a fucking little genius!
Ge Qiusha pointed to the sky helplessly, "But it's daytime!"
"What happened during the day? There are no stars during the day? Let me tell you, the stars are there during the day, but because the sun is too strong to see them! Get it!"
You fish-lipped outsiders!Let me give you a nature lesson from a physical education teacher!
But Ge Qiusha ignored him, and said to the six teenage apprentices: "You must not believe Mr. Charlotte's words. Although he is a green prophet, but because he is a naturally awakened druid, there is no People taught it! So some cognitions are wrong.”
"The stars are the reflections of the gods. They do not exist during the day. Only at night do they shine from the astral world..."
Ge Qiusha didn't like Charlotte coming to the class because he would always tell some strange stories and opinions to the group of apprentices.
Although the story is very pleasant to listen to, such as the Xiao Yan who was divorced, Ge Qiusha was fascinated by it.It's so scary!
But as a teacher, she will never allow students to affect their studies because of listening to stories!This is the teacher's conduct!
Listened to Getyusha's words!Charlotte stands on the tree!
This news was like a bolt from the blue!
The physical education teacher's nature class collapsed!
Charlotte was riding on a branch, muttering with dull eyes: "I'm so stupid, really! I only know that I have scientific and cultural knowledge, but I forgot that this is a different world! The center of the earth is right here! What are the stars?" All of them are fake! Fake! Hahahaha, fake..."
When Ge Qiusha saw Charlotte riding on the tree and dancing, she also panicked: If the new Green Prophet went crazy because of his few words, it would be ridiculous!
"Hey, Mr. Charlotte, are you okay? Don't be too hard on yourself! We'll let you sit in, come down quickly!"
The six children were also consoling: "Yes, Boss Charlotte, don't be too hard on yourself! Although your character is not good and you are not educated, you are good at telling stories! Come down quickly!"
Charlotte: Triumph at the mud gate!I want to be quiet!
Soon there was a new story circulating in the Ring of the North Wind:
When the Green Prophet Charlotte came to the camp, someone shouted: "Charlotte, you are eavesdropping on the apprentice's class again!" Charlotte didn't answer, but just discharged five tree seeds and said, "Here is a set of bread, juice is better." .”
Someone shouted loudly on purpose: "You must be joking again!" Charlotte's eyes widened: "How can you insult people's innocence out of thin air!"
"Innocence, I heard you say it with my own ears, there are stars in the daytime, the sun is strong and so on."
Charlotte blushed, and the blue veins on her forehead burst out, arguing: "Science, scientists' business, bold guesses and careful verification..."
Then there are some difficult words, what: eight honors and eight disgraces, four promising youths, core values and so on.
It caused the druids and rangers who were so busy to hit the back of their heads to burst into laughter.There is an air of joy both inside and outside the camp.
……
Of course, apart from always eavesdropping on apprentice courses and being teased by druids, Charlotte is still respected.
First of all, he is the Green Prophet, with a special status, and he belongs to the kind of master who would give up his hands and feet in a fight.Prestige is only below a few archdruids.
Secondly, he is worth ten people alone!
The entourages under him are crazy about doing tasks, and they are extremely efficient, often able to handle seven or eight events a day.That's why those people in the camp had time to joke and have fun.
Charlotte: Get out of the way, the tasks and experience are mine!
Finally, there is Charlotte's approachability.Those big druids don't say they are high above, they are also big bosses, they have a lot of important things to do, and they are born to be separated from the bottom.
But Charlotte broke this rule, he was able to mingle with the lower level druids and rangers.
Of course, he must not only gain support because of his status and jokes.He also relies on wrestling!
This is an entertainment project brought together the second day after Charlotte arrived.Wrestle in bear form!
Most druids know how to change into a bear, but some druids don't fit the bear form, and they will focus on other directions.
……
I saw two big bears standing still in a ten-meter-large circular arena.One brown bear is huge, while the other green bear is even bigger.
As soon as the whistle sounded, the two big bears jumped together and fell down!
That green bear is extremely powerful and quite skilled.Three pulls and two pulls made the brown bear show its flaws, and then tripped, causing it to lose its posture, and then fell over the shoulder!
The world was spinning, and when the brown bear opened its eyes, it was already lying on the ground!
Charlotte picked up her opponent, turned back into a human form, and shouted triumphantly: "There is not a single one that can be thrown! I will throw ten!"
As he said that, he turned around and left, for fear that those druids would be serious~
The opponent behind him seemed to be in a daze. Seeing that Charlotte was about to leave, he blurted out a sentence: "How can I be as strong as you?"
Charlotte waved her hands without looking back: "If you want to survive the wrestling, you must wear some green on your body! Try to be green! I am optimistic about you..."
The wrestling world already owes him a gold belt since he turned into a hulk, not to mention he has advanced to the Green Prophet!It's green on top of green!
I just want to ask, who else?
The existence of Charlotte actually changed the atmosphere of the entire camp!
After all, everyone is very busy and anxious during the great changes.
But the arrival of Charlotte brought the whole camp alive.The druids at the bottom have a much better mentality, and even their work efficiency has improved!
Oh, right.The term work efficiency was also "invented" by Charlotte.
Now the top druids have a deep understanding of Charlotte.Even some archdruids who are not in the camp know his name.
They originally thought that although Charlotte is the new Green Prophet, she shouldn't have any big "promise" in 50 to [-] years!
Who knew he was so capable of tossing around?He is about to become the star of the druids of the Northland!
Thanks to the book friend "I Love the Night" for the reward!Thank you for your support~
(End of this chapter)
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