roccoschili Chapter 742 Give you a big fat boy for free!
Chapter 742 Give you a big fat boy for free!
Chapter 742 Give you a big fat boy for free!
"Authentic and good swords are in the Black Castle! Welcome, gentlemen and ladies, to watch the first tournament in Norway, sponsored by the leading weapon brand Black Iron Castle. Drinking Black Castle Bingfeng is the happiness of the Northlanders! Black Castle Bingfeng, toilet water of the six gods, Blackcastle Radio Station, Monkey King Mincemeat Wine, Hanzo dried salted fish, Helsing oil, cheer for the first tournament in Norway..." (Please try to say it in one breath, Successful book lovers can go to the China Haozuipi site and receive a bottle of Kuole!)
Charlotte, as a businessman who can attract the attention of Goddess Woking, how could she let go of such a grand event?
Taking advantage of the fact that these people didn't know about advertising sponsorship, Yade took advantage of favors and won the advertising sponsorship of the tournament for only [-] gold dragons!
Although the advertisement was stinky and long, the host was a bard for the Queen, and he was very eloquent, and he spoke a series of words very quickly, but it was not annoying.
Today is the first day of the tournament!Today, the audition for foot combat and bow and arrow will be completed.
The premise of riding a battle is to have a good horse!This is basically the equivalent of having a sports car in China!It is not something ordinary people can afford.
Therefore, there are very few people who sign up, and they are basically descendants of nobles, knights, small landlords, and merchants.They just go straight to the rematch.
The host was very discerning. Seeing His Majesty's impatient expression, he quickly handed over the loudspeaker with the amplification technique to the king.
He said obediently: "Now let our beloved King Rennes speak!"
King Renn took the tin trumpet, cleared his throat, and said, "Now I announce... the start of the contest!"
There is no room for the host to continue, His Majesty the King has already announced the start.
Those who participated in the competition like Charlotte had already obtained their own numbers when they signed up.Now go to the playing field according to the number.
Blocks of crude arenas were set up in the open space outside the city, and the big guys caught each other according to their numbers and fought against each other.
There are more than 30 arenas here!That is to say, there are 60 people competing at the same time.
The information Yade heard was that there were more than 600 applicants for this battle.
And what His Majesty the King means is that it is enough to keep 60 people in the step-by-step audition!
This means that all those who want to pass the audition must win three games in a row.Some players are unlucky and have to win four games in a row to enter the rematch.But the king's words are very clear: if you are unlucky and your strength is poor, you will not be wronged if you lose.
Charlotte is 66, which is a good number.
The first batch of numbers on the stage did not draw him, so he waited and watched from the audience.
The area around the arena was already packed, and there were a large number of spectators outside the competition venue.
Shouts of peanuts, beer, and mineral water can be heard endlessly.This martial arts competition has gained a lot of taverns, hotels, restaurants and small vendors.
They thought His Majesty's idea was so good, it would be great if they could come here every year!
The number of people signing up for the foot battle is the most, but the rules are very simple.Take the guy in hand and fight on stage.The one who stands at the end wins, and the one who is carried down is naturally the loser.
Beidi men are so straightforward.
What?What do you say if someone pulls out a magic weapon?
The ancestral guy, why don't you let him take it? !Why don't you say that you are not full, and let the other party fight you when they are hungry?
Having good equipment is also a kind of strength.When fighting gray orcs, they don't care if you have a weapon or not.
The men from the North will never feel unfair because the opponent's weapon is better, they will only feel that they are not prepared enough.
The quality of the contestants is very high. As far as Charlotte can see, there is no one lower than the bronze rank.
In fact, in order to reduce their own workload, the officials in charge of registration have already turned away those below the bronze level.
But this also makes sense, with the character of the man in the north, he has to fight whether he has the strength or not.That would probably be too many people.
The first batch of 60 people probably took less than 10 minutes, and they were all over.
Fighting in the arena, compared to real fighting, is too restricted by the venue, and guerrillas and detours cannot be performed.So most of the time it is head-to-head, and it ends quickly.
Among the 60 people, there are four silver rank fighters!None of them showed their real skills, and they kicked their opponents off the stage with three punches and two kicks.
Soon, the referees from the thirty rings were reaching into the boxes to grab cards for the second round.
Thirty arenas, 60 people spar each time.The referees of each arena will grab two cards from the box.
Numbers were written on those signs, and the players who got caught went to the stage to fight.The winner stays to participate in tomorrow's rematch, and the loser can do whatever he wants.
Among the 60 people in the second round, there was still no Charlotte.Charlotte couldn't help but wrenched his fingers irritably, he couldn't wait any longer!
Charlotte: I want to pretend!My pussy is already hungry and thirsty!
Finally, in the third round, Charlotte was drawn.
"Contestant No. 66 and No. 185 follow me to the No. 23 ring. Hurry up, if you don't appear on the stage for 10 minutes, it will be considered as giving up!" The referee held two palm-sized wooden signs and walked towards the No. 23 ring.While walking, I repeated the shouting, worrying that the players did not hear it.
Charlotte jumped onto the eight-meter-square arena, and felt the wooden arena under her feet shake a bit.Can't help shaking his head: "Isn't the arena built too perfunctory?"
In less than 1 minute, his opponent also jumped onto the ring.
This is a short-haired Northland man, thick and rough, and looks like an adventurer.He wore leather armor and carried a two-handed sword.
Using a two-handed sword in a not very spacious arena can have an absolute advantage.
With these two-handed swords swinging, it is really not a problem to kill a few people casually.
Generally, in adventures, few people use two-handed swords.Because the response is not flexible enough, the physical exertion is too large.
A person has only one life, and no one would want to be killed after killing a dozen wild goblins.
Two-handed swordsmen generally rely on the cooperation and protection of their teammates in order to output effectively.Therefore, there are generally only established two-handed swordsmen in the army, and they are all arrows that break the formation!Elite elite!
This adventurer came to the stage with a two-handed sword, no doubt he came prepared.
The other party saw that Charlotte was dressed in ordinary clothes, and her hands were empty.Can't help laughing, "It seems that I'm lucky! You should be here to join in the fun!" The interrogative sentence is indeed affirmative.
People in the Northland sometimes have very good things, especially things like martial arts tournaments.They will be very sorry if they don't come to participate once.Although he knew that he would not get any good results in the martial arts competition, he still had to be beaten in vain.But they still enjoy it.
Commonly known as: make!
Charlotte moved her fingers and made a "gabagaba" sound.
"My friend, trust me. You're out of luck."
What Charlotte said made the other party laugh instead, "Young man, being stubborn will not do you any good." He pulled out his two-handed sword and tried to swing it in a circle, which seemed quite skillful.
Seeing that Charlotte was about to open her mouth to speak, the other party rushed over suddenly and slashed at Charlotte's forehead with a sword.Already having the huge advantage of weapons, he still sneak attack!Didn't it mean that the men in the Northland are all live prostitutes?Give me back my emotion!
Charlotte backed away quickly and shouted, "Hey! The referee hasn't said the start yet!"
The referee outside the ring shook his head, "The moment you step on stage, it has already started."
Hold the grass!You northerners are really confusing!
As soon as Charlotte retracted her stomach, she dodged the opponent's sweeping sword.Although this two-handed sword hadn't been sharpened, it would still bleed if it was cut on the body.
The adventurer used too much force, and Charlotte felt that she could at least blow his dog's head off while he drew his sword.
But it's like when you masturbate and masturbate and you are about to win, you always want to procrastinate for a while.
Charlotte also didn't want to "wait an hour and get on stage for ten seconds".So he didn't do anything.Instead, open the mocking mode!
"Wow! You almost cut my stomach! Come on, you can do it!"
"This sword is beautiful! You practiced it when you were chopping wood."
"Hey, this sword is as soft as a woman's sanitary napkin!"
"Oh! Your movements are too slow, my grandma is twice as fast as you."
"Is there no strength? You need Helsing Oil! Faster, stronger, longer lasting!"
……
"Hoohoo!"
The adventurer with a two-handed sword was panting heavily, beads of sweat rolled from his forehead to his cheeks and dripped onto the ring.
He attacked fifty or sixty swords in a row, but none of them could hit his opponent!And they kept provoking and stimulating him verbally!
Normally speaking, he has already realized the gap between the two sides, so he should abstain from voting and admit defeat.But now that he has been blown out of anger, how can he think so much?
Adventurer: I don't care!I'm going to kill him!
In the end, he used his milking strength and rushed towards Charlotte crazily!
Then Charlotte dodged to the side, and the opponent rushed off the ring...
"There are no guardrails and ropes in the arena here, which is a flaw." Charlotte waved to the audience, and there was no applause but boos.
Someone in the audience questioned Charlotte: "You are evasive, you are not a pure man!"
Charlotte pointed at the other person's nose and shouted: "Let your wife try it, I'll give you a big fat boy for free!"
The referee looked at Charlotte, who was squatting on the ring and spraying with the audience, her facial muscles twitched continuously...
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I feel that the book friends are a little bored, and I myself have no passion. I think I should speed up the process!
(End of this chapter)