roccoschili Chapter 850 Gay in Gay~
Chapter 850 Gay in Gay~
Chapter 850 Gay in Gay~
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"Jia has met the lord."
Charlotte quickly helped Guo Jia up, "Feng Xiao, how many times have I told you that there is no need to be polite."
When everyone was seated, Charlotte asked excitedly: "I heard that Fengxiao, you used a little trick to take down Van Cleef from the Death Mine? Even King Wa gave you a knight status?"
Guo Jia smiled slightly, "Defias thieves are not popular, they are all scumbags, not worth mentioning. As for the status of the knight, Jia is a descendant of the Yingchuan Guo family of the big man, what does a foreign knight do with Yu Jia?"
Guo Jia looks unrestrained and unrestrained, but in fact he is very arrogant in his bones, and he doesn't pay much attention to the reward of King Wa.The basic attitude is: Defias and jazz status are not worth mentioning.
When Charlotte heard this, she nodded repeatedly.Secretly said: Fengxiao still has a strong style!How could I, a dignified citizen of the Great Heavenly Dynasty and the veteran captain of the Young Pioneers for more than [-] years, be complacent when I was made an earl by two small countries? !At the very least let them use a beauty trick!
Charlotte asked curiously: "That's right! Feng Xiao, how did you uproot Defias?"
The reason why Defias was able to wreak havoc in the western wilderness for so long was not only because Stormwind City couldn't make a move.
The reason why the dead mine was called the dead mine was because several encirclement campaigns failed.In the mine with complex terrain, many infantrymen of Stormwind City were buried.
What is even more unacceptable is that there are people in Stormwind City who are in touch with enemies inside and outside, and have been disconnected from Defias.Often tipped off or the organization dragged its feet, so that the repeated encirclement and suppression of Defias all ended in failure.
However, if it is really about playing tricks, there are not many people in Azeroth who can fight Guo Jia for two rounds.
Guo Jia just used a small plan to expose those small nobles.They didn't know they had been fooled until the secret agents of MI[-] led the soldiers of Stormwind and pinned them to the ground.
Take Guo Jia's words: Such an enemy is really unnerving.
However, Guo Jia's expression became strange when he mentioned how to capture the Death Mine with very little force.
The Death Mine is the base camp of Defias, and one or two hundred people put it in, but there is no movement.
Van Cleef, the boss of Defias, even built a large ship full of bombs in the cave by the sea there, and Charlotte became the "Explosion".I plan to sail directly to Stormwind Harbor one day and play a big blast!
How did Guo Jia subdue the Deadmines with the dozen or so spies from SI[-] and a small number of reinforcements from Xiquan Fortress?
As for the 300 or so West Wilderness Volunteers, others don't know, but Charlotte knows it very well.
Most of the 300 people are farmers and hunters who can't survive. It would be nice to have fifty real fighters!They are all disabled or retired from old age.
In the original timeline, after Van Cleef was killed, Stormwind also failed to take down the Deadmines.It is Van Cleef's daughter who continues to occupy the place.
Guo Jia asked with a half-smile: "My lord, do you remember some cards that my lord left me before leaving?"
Charlotte nodded. Those cards were not used very often by Charlotte. He was worried that Guo Jia would not be safe in Stormwind, so he left it to Guo Jia for self-defense.
Guo Jia took out a card and handed it to Charlotte, "Jia found this card by accident, and wanted to test Defias, but the effect was unexpected... Finally, the Dead Mine was dropped."
"Surrendered?" Charlotte was taken aback, what kind of card is so powerful?I do not know how?
He quickly took it over and saw... Gold Excellence Summoning Card: Billy Herrington!
I, I... I Tzefak!
Feng Xiao, what did you do?Didn't we promise that we will never be the first to use the killer of mental pollution?
It turned out that Guo Jia saw that King Billy was a gold-level summoning unit, so he wanted to let him sneak into the dead mine to check the situation.It's okay to know yourself and your enemy!
As a result, once King Billy went there, something went wrong in the Deadmines.In just three days, a large-scale rebellion broke out in the Deadmines.
Then Guo Jia, who felt that the opportunity was too late to come back, sent people directly to recover the dead mine!
At that time, Van Cleef had been forced to his own ship, and there were not many men left.
Unexpectedly, when he was captured by the secret agents of MI[-], he said with tears in his eyes, "Thank you! You are here!"
At that time, the spy thought that there was something wrong with his ears...
Today, the prisoners captured in the Dead Mine are temporarily held in the Stormwind Prison.
However, Van Cleef used an extremely cooperative attitude in exchange for not being imprisoned in Stormwind Prison.
At that time, his original words were as follows: "I cooperate! I surrender! I will be lenient in my confession, and I cooperate with the organization! I beg the organization to be lenient! As long as you don't lock me up with them, I will say anything..." Attitude Great!
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In Stormwind Prison.
After the last riot, Stormwind Prison was purged.After all, Charlotte held the attitude that mosquito legs are meat at that time, and turned all those rioters into experience points.
Now, though, the prison is full again.After all, there are many people in Defias, and there are also many people in contact with them.
It was supposed to be a gloomy prison, but now it is full of cheers!As the saying goes: Applause and whistle sound together, sweat and tears are the same color!
A large group of people gathered together and looked at the two people in the field.
There are two people on the field, one is the instructor of the recruits in the dead mine and the first mate of the "Explosion", and the other is a black tauren!
His name is Mr. Punch, and he is proficient in multi-weapon combat.When I was fighting players back then, if I couldn't beat them, I would trample them with war!After stunning the player, take another weapon from the chest.Very lazy...
He was black from head to toe, completely black, with black horns and hooves.Feels like someone from the Grimtotem clan...
At this time, Mr. Heavy Fist was only wearing a pair of snow-white underpants, staring at his opponent naked.
His opponent was a dwarf with a flustered face, and all he had left was a pair of big underpants.
This dwarf is called Brugo*Ironfist, and he belongs to the Wildhammer tribe. He was caught committing crimes in Stormwind City.
This guy is a rare boss. Last time Charlotte was unlucky and didn't meet him.
However, he couldn't escape this time...
The big black cow licked his lips with a heavy fist and stretched out his big tongue, and said in a deep voice: "My friend, don't hesitate. Join us, and we will be brothers from now on!"
The big men around heard the words and cheered wildly, all of them couldn't help themselves with excitement.They were all wearing only a pair of big underpants at this time, and they were sweating profusely.
"No! No!" Brugao *Iron Fist yelled in horror, "I will never, I don't want to..." After shouting, his voice was already crying!
Among the crowd of onlookers, a goblin in a dark Dong Dawei costume shouted impatiently: "Big black cow! What are you doing with him? Face the difficulties! Have you forgotten King Billy's teachings? You can't let me come!"
This talking goblin is none other than Helix Armor, the director of mechanical engineers in the Deadmines.
The big black cow rolled his big eyes with a heavy fist, "Helix broke the armor, you hide aside for me. You have a bean sprouts figure, you can play with the dark restraint system well, and you want to play against others?"
At this time, a one-horned white-skinned ogre wearing only a loincloth squeezed away the audience with its big belly.
He is Rakzo, the ogre foreman of the Deadmines.Holding a yellow toy duckling in his hand, he squinted his eyes and gave the Wildhammer dwarf Brugo* Iron Fist an ambiguous look~
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In the Dead Mine back then, these masters from all walks of life who were recruited by Van Cleef all followed Billy King's philosophy one after another.In the end, even Van Cleef was almost murdered.
Today, the current Stormwind Prison is very harmonious.Prisoners are studying philosophy ♂ assiduously, and the riots are going to die.Didn't you see Lao Tzu wrestling?Do not have time!
His arms couldn't twist his thighs, amidst the incessant strange shouts and applause, Brugao* Iron Fist finally fell into the avenue of philosophy♂.
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Lunch time began, and the prison guards hurriedly pushed in the food, and then ran out of the prison as if fleeing for their lives.
Because now the prisoners in the prison will hold gratitude before meals and advocate the teachings of King Billy.
Two guards ran slowly before, but they heard some "sermon" words, and they started to fidget not long after returning, and they fell under the philosophy ♂ avenue within a few days...
Hei Niu Heavy Punch, Goblin Helix* Armor Breaker, Ogre Laxzo and many other leaders, with their upper body shirtless and shorts on, faced the food on the table with serious expressions and chanted in unison: "Thank you Billy*Hai! Linton, thank you, my king. Thank you for passing on the Dao of Philosophy♂ to us. After all, we will do our best to make the Dao of Philosophy♂ flourish..."
After saying the words of thanks, they began to read the last words that King Billy left in Azeroth. (King Billy is a summoned unit and cannot exist for a long time.)
"Do you want to inherit my philosophy ♂ philosophy? If you want, I can give you all, go find it! I put all the truth ♂ truth there!"
No one knows where "there" King Billy said is, but they firmly believe in philosophy and truth.And keep exploring.
The Philosophical Truth Sect later became a major sect in Azeroth. Although it is not understood by the outside world, it always attracts some real men by accident!
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A long time later, the Burning Legion invaded Azeroth again, and at the critical moment, these real men stood up.They were arm in arm, shoulder to shoulder, wearing only a pair of big underpants, unarmed...
However, with 300 people and relying on the superior terrain, they resisted for 3 days and blocked the demon army of the Burning Legion, which was dozens of times larger in number.
But there are so many demons that they can't be killed.After killing nearly 2 demons, all 300 real men died.
Later, although still not understood, the many races of Azeroth fashioned a giant statue of them 18 meters high.It was three hundred strong men wearing only big underpants, holding up the legendary King Billy.
Various wrestling scenes are engraved on the platform below the statue.The famous quote of King Billy is engraved on the front: Do you want to inherit my philosophy?I can give you all if you want, go find it! I put all the truths there!
Of course that's all for later...
Thanks to the book friend "AK56" for the 600 rewards!
Thanks to the book friends "I love the night", "gchen" and "who knows me" for their rewards!
Thank you for your support~~~
(End of this chapter)