Chapter 141 Give You a Complete Set
Chapter 141 Give You a Complete Set
Chapter 141 Give You A Complete Set
"I don't know which stupid company is doing promotional activities here. I don't know if the people in our small town like to be greedy for petty gains. Haha, if one person catches one, they will die! I heard that someone is going to hold a promotion here. What kind of signing ceremony, looking at the stupidity of this company, the spokesperson is probably an ugly idiot!"
Nihat laughed happily, and at the end, he looked at Fan Bizhuang strangely, "Hey, I haven't asked you yet, little rookie, why did you come here by yourself if you didn't act with us? Ha, no Could it be that you already knew that there would be an event here, and that there would be many beautiful and sexy girls? You really have no loyalty, you don’t invite us if you have such a good thing, and you want to eat alone, tsk tsk, luckily we are witty..."
Molina's face was embarrassing, and Nihat mocked for a while. As the planner of the signing ceremony, his heart was broken. Before Fan Bizhuang could reply, he said directly: "There is really something. One time, Fan is here to sign the contract."
"It's Mr. Contrares, long time no see." Nihat noticed Molina, nodded with a smile, and proudly stuffed a condom into his hand, saying, "Take it and use it, don't be too polite, a rookie's friend is our friend, don't be afraid of wasting it, even if you use ten at a time, it doesn't matter, don't worry, I still have this, if you don't have enough, ask me for it."
"Not enough for your sister!"
Looking at the handful of condoms in his hand, Molina didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and simply didn't want to talk to this shameless guy, nodded to Fan Bizhuang, and then took the lead into the restaurant.
"Hey, Contrares, why did you leave? Isn't it enough? I'll give you a few more..." Nihat yelled, and when he saw the other party's figure disappearing at the restaurant door, he curled his lips and turned to Fan Bizhuang said, "I'm talking about a rookie, is your manager out of his mind? Why does he act like he doesn't care about people? This temper is really quite big. It's fine with our attitude. If you help me It’s the same attitude when dealing with things. I think many things will go wrong. I said, if he can’t do it, you tell me, and I’ll help you find another agent. I know a lot of friends from big brokerage firms.”
Fan Bizhuang rolled his eyes and ignored him.
"By the way, just now Mr. Contrares said that you are here to sign a contract. Sign a contract? What kind of contract?" Nihat asked casually, and then he opened his eyes wide as if suddenly enlightened, looking at the still bustling crowd. Looking at the restaurant behind him again, he wondered, "Could it be..."
Fan Bizhuang said speechlessly, "Yes, I am that silly spokesperson you mentioned."
"Ha, ha, ha ha..."
Nihat was stunned for a moment, and laughed a few times in embarrassment: "Slip of tongue, slip of tongue...you are so wise and handsome, little rookie, how can you be so stupid? I heard it wrong, you must have heard it wrong just now , What I’m saying is, these companies are very generous. They are kind and generous and give us so many small gifts. They are real conscientious companies. To be their spokesperson must be a good person with good and excellent morals..."
Nihat boasted, flattering as if he didn't want money, Harvey Wenta and Abarina laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs, Fan Bizhuang was completely helpless with this bad friend and gave up for the sake of Shaking his head about his treatment plan, he talked to a few people before going into the restaurant.
"Wait for us, Fan!"
The three of Nihat looked at each other, and followed in with a deadpan face.
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The restaurant, no, preparations have already been made in the venue.In fact, there is nothing to prepare. Neither of the two parties is a big celebrity or a big company. It would be extravagant. There is a big table in the restaurant, which is prepared for the signing. Sit down, sign, and everything will be fine.
The representatives of the three companies had already arrived, and the representative of Stimulate was a vice president of the company, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, very elegant, with the temperament of a successful person. Although Stimulate is not well-known, its products are still very good and are very popular in the Valencia region. The company's output value is also the highest among the three companies in this cooperation, so it is normal to have the temperament of a successful company.
As for the other two companies, "Durax" and "Big" are completely two rural enterprises, because the scale of the enterprises is not large, and there are not as many twists and turns as in large companies. The bosses of the two private enterprises are present in person. It was a little old man with gray hair, and the other was a middle-aged man with a big belly. The former bought condoms, and the latter sold underwear.
"It's a great pleasure to work with you, Mr. Fan from China. I've watched your game and played very well. I personally admire you as a fiery and passionate player. This is in line with the temperament of our products, Stimulate, Stimulate, Passion!"
The man in the golden silk suit shook hands with Fan Bizhuang very politely, with a formulaic smile on his face, fully showing the neither humble nor overbearing demeanor of a successful businessman, "Maybe you don't know yourself, in the capital of Valencia, your name It has been mentioned by many people, and your popularity is very high, which is very helpful to increase the sales of our products."
This is really good at talking, but Fan Bizhuang doesn't have much feeling, is he well-known?Hey, I'm afraid it's notoriety. Valencia is the team of the capital city, and his performance in the derby was so "bad", I don't know how many fans of the Bat Corps hated him.
Of course, notoriety is also a name, and it is better to have someone talking about it than no one cares about it. I am afraid that the other party also took a fancy to my "huge reputation", so they approached me to cooperate.
Fan Bizhuang nodded, and shook hands with Druax's little old boss again.
"It's a great pleasure to have a commercial cooperation with a player like you. You can call me Perez, Fan. Ha, please allow me to introduce our products. Druax not only has a novel and trendy design, but also has many auxiliary functions. , such as these small spots on the cover... With all due respect, this is an epoch-making design, even an old man like me will feel refreshed and full of breath when using it..."
Perez is a very talkative old man, or in other words, a big-hearted, immortal old pervert. He held Fan Bizhuang's hand and refused to let go. He talked endlessly, not so much to introduce himself It is better to say that he is showing off his skill in bed, Fan Bizhuang is extremely ashamed to hear that.
The "**** trio" was almost out of laughter when they saw it, Nihat laughed and teased: "Old man, is it as powerful as you said? You are so old, no I know if I can still be hard!"
Perez blew his beard and stared: "Dare to look down on my old man? Boy, just like you, when I was young, I could make ten calls. If you still don't believe me, leave your phone number, let's go to the hotel tonight to have a good chat! "
Nihat shuddered and kept silent.Dare to say that this old guy kills both men and women, he is indeed strong enough, when he thinks of having sex with a little old man in a hotel, Nihat shudders suddenly.
Fan Bizhuang was also quite frightened, and quickly withdrew his right hand: "Nice to meet you, Mr. Perez."
Turning his head quickly, he hesitated and extended his hand to the last business owner: "Hi, I'm Fan. It's a great honor to be the image spokesperson of your company."
"Don't worry, I'm not the old glass of Da Perez, I'm not interested in men." The middle-aged man smiled and reached out to shake Fan Bizhuang's hand, and said a name that almost made Fan Bizhuang kneel directly. "My name is Perez Florentino. You can call me Little Perez. Ha, that's right. Big Perez is my brother. Well, although we don't look alike at all, we are indeed biological." brother."
"..."
Fan Bizhuang feels that his world view has collapsed, do you know how awesome his name is?Perez?Florentino?Why don't you go to heaven.
Of course, that’s all there is to it. Do you dare to believe that the two brothers, Perez and you, formed a team to cooperate with me in advertising?They are really talented, two brothers, two companies, one sells condoms, the other sells underwear, this is no one else!
"Ha ha."
Fan Bizhuang didn't know how to respond. He just felt that none of the three companies that were about to sign a contract this time was a normal person, so he just smiled and stopped talking.
"By the way, Fan, I have prepared a gift for you. It is a thank you for signing a contract with our Durax. Contrales knows where to put it. They are all our latest products. Don't worry, just cooperate with us Yes, we will cover all the condoms for your whole life in the future!"
Big Perez leaned his head over and said again, winked at Fan Bizhuang, and pouted at the corner, where there were several large cardboard boxes piled full, and he knew what was inside without asking.
Fan Bizhuang broke out in cold sweat, so much, did he regard himself as a stallion?I guess I use ten of these big boxes at a time, and I guess I can't use them up every few years!Maybe, after I fucked myself, there are still some condoms left!
What a fuck!
What's worse is still behind, Little Perez said not to be outdone: "We also prepared a gift for you, Fan, here, there it is! Big Perez will give you a lifetime of condoms, and we will also give you a gift." You have a whole set. Ha, of course it’s not the kind of underwear that can be used in different colors every day of the week, but the kind that can be used in different colors 365 days a year! Don’t worry, we are professionals. For this gift, our designer Invented many new color types, not to mention red, green, yellow, red and yellow mix, red and green mix, green and black mix and match... Ha, there are also rainbow colors, that is, there are seven kinds of underwear Color. By the way, do you like anime? I like the Crayon Shin-Chan of the island country very much, how about I ask the designer to give you another set of Crayon Shin-Chan version of the underwear?"
"..."
Fan Bizhuang had a hellish expression, he was speechless.
The gold-threaded man in a suit also came to join in the fun: "Since the two business owners have given you gifts, if we don't express it, it's unreasonable. How about it, Fan, I'll call later and let the company Bring a few carts of Coke over here, look, do you want lemon flavor, or strawberry flavor, well, banana flavor and cucumber flavor are also available, look, are they all brought here!"
Fan Bizhuang completely collapsed.
Nima, there is really no normal person here!
Nihat and the others were completely cramped from laughing, and even Molina was out of breath from laughing, and he was thinking little Jiujiu in his heart: "Felisa likes sodas very much. Well, it's cucumbers for her , or bananas..."
(End of this chapter)
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