roccoschili Chapter 347 Eat Well, Rest Well, and Practice Well
Chapter 347 Eat Well, Rest Well, and Practice Well
Chapter 347 Eat Well, Rest Well, and Practice Well
After beating twelve times in a row, Elder Danzang suddenly retracted his buttocks, and the whole person stopped.
After patting his clothes, Elder Danzo stood up and began to pant.
After panting for about half a minute, Danzo got up and brought up Coke.
"Come here, and bring something."
Danzo came to the door of the freezer with Coke, threw a few hundred catties of Coke in, and took out a piece of pork.
“What could be more refreshing than a delicious pork meal on a beautiful morning?”
Danzo put on his apron, carried the pork, and walked into the kitchen.
"Tam, hurry up and help Elder Shimura cook!" Yasuo hurriedly ordered.
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Tam and Tuanzo were busy in the kitchen, and Yasuo started to play mahjong with three disciples.
"Exercise well, study hard, play well, eat well, and rest well. This is the true meaning of our school of practice."
"Zi Mo, I'm sorry, I played cards again."
While Yasuo was telling the tricks of cultivation, he used the system space to secretly change cards.
Skillfully pasting the "turtle" on the foreheads of the three disciples, Yasuo said with a smile:
"You should have seen that movie called "Konoha Gambler". In fact, it was adapted from the story of Shi Wei when he was young."
"Stop playing, stop playing, you can't even win!"
Kushina grabbed her hair and said annoyedly: "Sister Tsunade said that although she invested in that movie, the script was all created by you, teacher. I didn't expect it to be a true story."
Pushing the mahjong tiles on the table, Kushina said thoughtfully, "So...sensei, you really like sister Tsunade very much!"
"puff--"
Yasuo just took a sip of tea, and then spit it all out: "Kids, who told you this kind of thing?"
"Isn't it? Tsunade sister said, you gamble with her, and you lose to her every time!"
Kushina said with a smirk: "Sister Tsunade's level of gambling skills, let's not talk about it, so..."
Yasuo covered his forehead, sadly realizing that he was powerless to refute.
Not counting the discussion during game development and a small game to test Masahiko's fraudulent corpse incident, Yasuo has only bet money with Tsunade once in his life so far.
It was the time when I went to the capital to sell knives when I was a child, so it is true to say "I lose to her every time".
It turns out that if you lose, you will lose your whole life!
Yasuo sighed, feeling that his conscience was too good.
"Children, dinner is ready!"
At this moment, Danzo and Tam came over pushing a long dining car.
"This... isn't it about breakfast? Isn't this too grand?"
Yasuo had a bad feeling: "Tam, Tam, what's going on?"
Tam touched his bald head and said embarrassedly: "Captain Yasuo, I have calculated and formulated a very precise recipe according to the growth and development needs of several children...but..."
"However, the old man feels that children need more nutrients to grow up, so he increased the ratio of nutrients by twenty times!"
Danzo lifted the tablecloth proudly, revealing the extremely rich dishes.
"Come on, children, come and taste the delicacies of these hometowns!" Danzo put plates of pig-killing dishes on the table, with a satisfied smile on his face.
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Saying goodbye to the Shimura clan, Yasuo hangs Minato and Kushina upside down in the fastest time.
"We must induce vomiting immediately!" Yasuo made up his mind decisively.
Under Danzo's warm hospitality, both Kushina and Minato were forced to eat a lot of char siu, and Minato even ate a portion of honey pig ears.
This made Yasuo fall into deep worry.
Although the "Ginseng Doll" weight loss method is quick and effective, it seems a bit too cruel to use it on children.
Yasuo decided to use physical methods to stimulate the throat, causing the recurrent laryngeal nerve reflex to induce vomiting.
Stretching out his finger, he gestured twice towards Kushina's throat, Yasuo gave up.
"Come here, Minato."
Picking a female student's throat seems really bad, so Yasuo untied the water gate from the tree and decided to make them vomit each other.
"Kushina-san, I'm sorry..."
Minato stretched out his sinful fingers with a complicated expression.
……
In this way, under Yasuo's coercion, Minato induced vomiting to Kushina, and then Kushina induced vomiting to Minato.
Afterwards, the two supported each other weakly, and felt great fear of Tai Shifu's family banquet.
"But Master, you obviously eat more, why don't you need to induce vomiting!"
Jiu Xinnai saw very clearly that Master Yasuo clearly ate three bowls of pork rice, and his fighting power was second only to Grand Master.
"Being a teacher is different."
Yasuo shook his head, patted his stomach and said, "Look, all of them have been transformed into Chakra."
"What about Brother Luo Sha!"
Kushina pointed at Luo Sha's upright stomach: "He eats more than me and Minato combined, why doesn't he need to induce vomiting?"
"emmm..."
Yasuo rested his chin on one hand: "Then go and induce him to vomit."
"I do not want!"
Kushina quickly shrank behind Minato.
"Will you go to the water gate?"
Kushina stopped Minato: "No, I won't let you do that."
Although Luo Sha thought it was very good that he didn't need to have his throat picked after eating the delicious pork feast, but at this moment, he still felt full of malice from the world.
"There is no problem with Luo Sha's words."
Yasuo patted Luo Sha's belly and said, "This is a man who is destined to inherit the mantle of your Grand Master!"
Luo Sha, please don't resent being a teacher, if you want to blame, you blame yourself, you don't have as many fans as others——
Silently, Yasuo handed Luo Sha another trotter.
"Eat, women are big pig's hoofs, eat more, and your heart will be balanced!"
"Thank you Master!"
Luo Sha took the trotter and gnawed it happily: "Master, you are so kind to me!"
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Today is only the first day of practice, and it is reasonable to be unable to deliver the Coke on time.
Yasuo didn't intend to let the children deliver the goods anymore, he made a phone call and asked Kado to drive the pickup truck to deliver the remaining Coke.
At this time, the time has come to [-]:[-] noon.
Yasuo made four hammocks in the woods, put the three children to bed on time, and took an hour's lunch break.
Before taking a nap, Yasuo gave Minato a spinach salad and Kushina a salad of tomatoes.
After the two children were induced to vomit, they were already in a state of fasting, and they had to supplement their nutrition.
"Both of you have special physiques, so you can't blindly follow Konoha's mainstream diet."
Listening to Teacher Yasuo's warning to Minato and Kushina, Luo Sha laughed from the sidelines.
He looked at his younger brother and younger sister with the eyes of caring for the disabled, and then rolled over to bed.
……
As Yasuo said, the essence of practice is very simple.
Exercise well, study hard, play well, eat well, and rest well.
Then, be a happy, fun, energetic person.
Yasuo had mixed feelings in his heart:
This is a cross-dimensional, teaching from Teacher Wu Tian!
And this sentence, whether in this world or in that world, I will always keep it in my heart...
"That's why you're about to take the college entrance examination, and you're still playing World of Warcraft in an Internet cafe?"
Suddenly, a strong woman holding a feather duster appeared in front of Yasuo.
"what!"
Yasuo fell off the hammock with a scream.
It turned out to be a dream.
Minato opened his eyes in a daze, glanced at the embarrassed Yasuo teacher, turned around, and continued to fall asleep.
"Hmm...it's illusion again...it's such a boring trick, my teacher Yasuo, how could he be so good..."
Half asleep and half awake, Minato murmured softly.
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