roccoschili Chapter 419 The Hammer of Love
Chapter 419 The Hammer of Love
Chapter 419 The Hammer of Love
"It turned out that brain atrophy caused the brain to become smaller, and Minato Kunai penetrated from the upper part of the cranial cavity, so Kunai did not harm the brain at all!"
Galio asked Tsunade with his fingers, "Teacher, is that so?"
"Theoretically, this is possible, just like the mirror man will not die if his heart is shot through." Tsunade said noncommittally.
"But is there really someone with a particularly small brain?" Luo Sha frowned.
There is a special human anatomy class in the ninja school, but basically only some basic knowledge is taught, and esoteric knowledge related to the brain will not be taught.
"Of course there are such cases."
Tsunade recalled: "That was one of the studies of the medical team of the former medical minister, Zhuanju Koharu. In that study, it was found that people with brain atrophy existed in a certain proportion of the population."
"How to identify such a person?" Galio asked.
Luo Sha secretly patted himself on the head, "Bang~bang~bang~" It sounded quite sincere.
"I don't know very well. In fact, although the research was done under the name of Senior Zhuan Xiaochun, the actual person in charge is a doctor named Takagi Xiaren, who has defected to the Kingdom of Thunder."
Tsunade shook his head, full of pity.
Takagi Shinen is ten years older than Tsunade, and he is an amazing brain scientist, especially the bioelectric shock therapy he pioneered, which is already well-known in the ninja world.
It is said that the third generation of Raikage who was seriously injured by Elder Akimichi Tokkaze was also healed by Takagi Esami. He is now the royal doctor of the senior management of Yunyin Village, and his status is very respected.
In terms of qualifications, ability, and innovation, if Takagi had not defected during the Second Ninja World War, the position of director of Konoha Hospital might not be his turn.
What is even more distressing is that Takagi Shrimp still has a nephew in Konoha called Master Takagi, and that guy is completely a quack...
"found it!"
Kato Shizune's crisp voice interrupted Tsunade's contemplation.
"What did you find?" Galio asked first.
"Paper, Dr. Takagi's paper, "The Relationship between Brain Atrophy and Video Games and the Corresponding Electric Shock Therapy"!"
After all, he was still a young man, and Shizune Kato suddenly thought of going to Heishui Academic to search for papers.
"People with atrophied and incomplete brains are also called brain-dead, and there is no medical treatment. Electric shock therapy is their only hope for recovery.
电子游戏是鉴定脑残的有效手段，脑残患者的典型症状为：1、抢位置；2、互动；3、养爹；4、辅助抢兵；5、打野脏线；6、节奏大师；7、万年不团；8、临终一R报君王；9、顺浪逆投；10、秒选某英雄。”
"Ah!" Luo Sha sneezed, and silently retreated into the seat.
At the same time, inside the No. [-] Intensive Care Unit of Konoha Hospital.
Uchiha Madara was eating watermelon, and the sweet juice flowed all over his teeth.
"Ah!"
Suddenly, a loud sneeze came from the next ward, causing Uchiha Madara to shake his hand, the whole watermelon fell on the bed, and the crotch was bright red.
"Damn, beaver, what's wrong with you beaver!"
Jilai also happened to walk in with a cane, and was stunned to see this scene.
Could it be that the beaver was enjoying the tusk doing something I wanted to do but couldn't, and ended up bleeding profusely?
Jilai also suddenly felt a chill in his crotch!
"A white-haired idiot."
After a few days of getting along, Uchiha Madara and Jiraiya are relatively familiar, and I think this young man is not bad except that he doesn't respect the old and love the young.
He asked: "Who lives in the ward next door to us? I have sneezed seven or eight times in a row. Is it a virus carrier? Go ask the doctor."
"You don't need to ask, here, I'll give you this first, it's warm!"
Jilai also threw a piece of roasted pig's trotters to Uchiha Madara, and then said: "There is a pair of Uchiha father and son living next door, Uchiha, you know, your brain is not normal, don't take it to heart, Mr. Beaver .”
Uchiha Madara: "???"
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Martial arts conference, on the ring.
"Ten minutes left."
Yasuo pointed to the huge clock on the playing field, his face sinking like water.
"Oh, thank you for reminding me." Minato put away his compassion, "Although you have atrophied brain, I still want to defeat you!"
"You are the one with brain atrophy. Your whole family has brain atrophy, especially your son. I suspect his brain is at most the size of a pine nut!"
Yasuo finally couldn't help spraying, and immediately felt relieved.
"I'm not reminding you... I mean... I only have 2 minutes left to beat my unfilial disciple." Yasuo touched his nose and thought to himself.
Brain shrinkage?
Very good, just according to this standard, let my lovely disciple taste the iron fist of love!
Anyway, no matter how serious the injury is, it can be cured with potions and healing techniques. If it doesn't work, I can throw it to Chopper to slowly recover.
And maybe, if "Super Minato" was revived after dying, it could increase his fighting power...
as a teacher...
This is all love! ! !
Thinking of this, Yasuo waved his hand, and the four suspended swords turned into flying rainbows and flew towards the water gate.
"Is it still these tricks?"
Minato smiled slightly, leaving an afterimage on the spot, and disappeared instantly.
"It's useless, under the absolute speed, any physical technique is ineffective against me!"
Minato's voice came from all directions, and just as he said, all four of Yasuo's flying swords missed.
Lanqie, Electric Knife, Wisdom's End, Ruined King, the afterimages of the four magic soldiers passing by the water gate, were firmly planted on the ground.
"Little ghost, do you think I want to stab you with a sword?"
Yasuo crossed his hands in front of his chest, and said calmly.
The figure of Minato emerged from mid-air and landed on the ground. Looking at Yasuo's playful expression, he felt a little uneasy.
Yasuo suddenly had a jar in his hand, and threw it towards the water gate without saying a word.
"poison gas?"
This was Minato's first reaction, and he dodged quickly, covering his mouth and nose with his hands.
Yasuo's jar, however, fell to the ground and shattered, no gas escaped at all, just a large pool of liquid.
The speed of these liquids was extremely fast, covering half of the arena at once, but they were not corrosive at all, and seemed harmless.
"I have dodged all your attacks, now is my turn!"
A super-sized spiral pill flashed in Minato's hand. It seems that even the power of the spiral pill has been greatly enhanced in the super water gate mode.
however……
"puff"
Shuimen fell forward and threw himself on the street in an indecent posture like a dog chewing mud.
"Earth escape ninjutsu?"
Minato got up, his body was sticky, but he didn't worry, "Is it similar to the ninjutsu of Tudun Tuliu Taiga? But it doesn't work for me!"
"Flying Thunder God!"
Minato once again tried to use the Flying Thunder God Art in Bujieyin, but he remained motionless like a fool.
"How is it possible? My flying thunder magic has failed?"
Minato was not reconciled, and quickly shot out a Flying Raijin Kunai, and used the original Flying Raijin again.
But it still doesn't work!
"Don't struggle, this is the strong glue known as the no-fly zone!"
At some point, Yasuo had a huge wooden hammer in his hand: "Strong glue plus distorted space, I see your golden flash, oh no, black flash, how can I flash it!"
As Yasuo's voice fell, a purple barrier suddenly formed between the four magic soldiers inserted on the ground to surround the water gate.
Even if you don't try it, you can tell that this should be some kind of powerful enchantment.
Yasuo put the big wooden hammer in his hand and threw it lightly, with an expression of "you screamed and no one can save you" appeared on his face, and pushed towards the water gate step by step.
"You have a lot of fans, so it might not be appropriate to cut you with a sword. Today, you can try the hammer of being a teacher!" Yasuo sneered in a low voice.
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Note: E skill of Evil Little Mage Veigar, Distorted Space: Veigar will create a distorted space in the target area.Enemies attempting to cross the boundary of this area will stop and be stunned.
Alchemist Singed W skill, strong glue: Singed leaves a sticky area on the ground, slowing down enemies in the area by 60% (for 1 second after leaving).
If the target falls on Singed's [W Strong Glue] after being [E Over the Shoulder], then it will also be imprisoned.
The strong glue has a ground-binding effect, that is, enemy heroes cannot use any displacement skills within this range.
The big wooden hammer in Yasuo's hand: Net Eclipse, the equipment in the game "League of Legends", is a necessary accessory for synthesizing the power of the three phases and the black cutter.
+200 health
+15 attack power
Unique Passive - Berserk: Gain 20 movement speed for 2 seconds after each normal attack.After each unit kill, gain 60 movement speed (not superimposed with the former).This movement speed bonus is halved for ranged heroes.
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(End of this chapter)