roccoschili Chapter 150 A Showcase of Absurd Talents in the Immortal Realm
Chapter 150 A Showcase of Absurd Talents in the Immortal Realm
"Transmigrating to Embrace the Beautiful Snake"
Chapter 149: A Showcase of Absurd Talents in the Immortal Realm
Life in the Immortal Realm was always full of novelty and surprises. On this day, Liu Yu and his companions heard that the Immortal Realm was going to hold a talent show, and all the gods were eager to try their hand at it. Liu Yu and his friends naturally wouldn't miss this exciting event.
The exhibition area was beautifully decorated, shrouded in mist and filled with a mysterious atmosphere. Liu Yu and his friends found a good spot to sit down, eagerly anticipating the wonderful performance.
First up was a portly immortal, his belly bulging, who confidently declared he would showcase his "magical singing voice." The moment he opened his mouth, his voice was worse than a broken gong, utterly off-key, and constantly cracking, causing everyone to cover their ears. Liu Yu couldn't help but burst into laughter: "This isn't singing, it's like slaughtering a pig!"
Next, a tall, thin immortal walked onto the stage, claiming he would perform "super contortionism." He began to twist his body, and everyone expected some amazing, difficult moves, but instead, he lost his balance and fell flat on his face, looking utterly comical. Xu Xian, standing to the side, laughed so hard he couldn't straighten up: "This contortionism is truly 'super'!"
Just then, a fairy floated gracefully onto the stage, announcing she would demonstrate a "beautiful dance." She had only taken a few steps when she tripped on her own skirt, causing her to fall forward and land flat on her face. Embarrassed, the fairy scrambled to her feet and hurried off the stage. Xiaoqing laughed until tears streamed down her face: "That dance was truly 'wonderful'!"
It was an old sage's turn. He stroked his beard and said he would demonstrate his calligraphy skills. He wielded his brush with great flair, and everyone craned their necks to see his masterpiece. But when they looked, the characters were crooked and twisted, like a swarm of insects crawling on the paper. Liu Yu joked, "Old sage, is your calligraphy for insects?"
Xu Xian, unable to contain himself any longer, went up on stage and declared he would demonstrate his medical skills. He took out a medicine box, and just as he was about to introduce it, the box suddenly opened by itself, scattering medicinal herbs everywhere. Xu Xian frantically tried to pick them up, but the more he tried, the more chaotic the mess became. The audience roared with laughter, and even Bai Suzhen couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
Seeing this, Xiaoqing jumped onto the stage and declared she would perform swordsmanship. She brandished her sword with impressive skill and initially appeared quite formidable. But suddenly, the sword flew from her hand, heading straight for the judges' seats below, startling them so much they scattered in panic. Liu Yu laughed so hard she rolled on the ground: "Xiaoqing, are you trying to assassinate the judges?!"
Bai Suzhen gracefully ascended the stage, preparing to play a celestial melody. She had just sat down, tuned the strings, and was about to begin when a string suddenly broke. Bai Suzhen smiled helplessly, but Liu Yu, sitting in the audience, shouted loudly, "Sister, it's alright, let's change the program!"
Next, a self-proclaimed "master of magic" stepped onto the stage to demonstrate his powerful spells. He chanted an incantation, intending to conjure a golden flower, but instead produced a large rooster that crowed and ran around on the stage. The magician tried several more times, only to produce stones or weeds, creating a chaotic scene.
Liu Yu laughed until her stomach hurt: "Master, who did you learn this magic from?"
The talent show continued when a little boy went on stage and said he would perform ventriloquism. He imitated the sounds of various animals, expecting them to be incredibly lifelike, but the sounds he made were strange and didn't resemble anything at all; they sounded more like random shouts.
At this moment, a mighty hermit stepped onto the stage, declaring he would demonstrate his strength by lifting a large rock. He strained, his face turning red, but the rock remained unmoved. He tried several more times, becoming breathless and exhausted, and finally had to give up.
Liu Yu and the others were laughing so hard they were doubled over. This talent show was full of unexpected situations, making everyone burst into laughter.
After the exhibition, Liu Yu and his friends continued their travels in the Immortal Realm.
They came to a garden, where the flowers were vying for attention. Liu Yu curiously approached a flower, which suddenly shouted, "Don't come near me, you reckless fool!" Liu Yu was startled.
They then saw a deity painting. Liu Yu went over to take a look and said, "This painting is too abstract!" The deity glared at him and said, "What do you know about art!"
As they walked, they came across a stall selling magical fruits. Liu Yu picked up a fruit and asked the stall owner, "Is this fruit sweet?" The stall owner replied, "Very sweet, or you don't have to pay." Liu Yu took a bite, but it was so sour that his face contorted in pain. He angrily said, "This can be called sweet? You're lying!" The stall owner smiled and said, "It's sour at first, then sweet. Try it again." Liu Yu took another bite, but it was still unbearably sour, so he threw the fruit back.
Just then, a crane flew across the sky. Liu Yu wanted to ride on it, but the crane refused and used its wings to knock him into the pond.
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing quickly pulled him up.
In the evening, they found a place to rest.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, reminiscing about the day's amusing experiences, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, he too was on stage performing his talents, only to create even more hilarious situations…