Chapter 99 Take your 98 oil and go wreak havoc on the big bull!
Chapter 99 Take your 98 oil and go wreak havoc on the big bull!
A group of people surrounded the foal, sighing and lamenting...
"Oh my, Lord Dou has arrived! These are some cabbages and carrots from my garden, please have some!"
"Lord Dou, this is my family's basket. Please take it and use it to carry your things! I'll be relying on you for renewing my lease in Xicheng in the future!"
Upon hearing this, everyone quickly looked in the direction of the sound and saw Dou Weiyi leading Ruan Dan, walking out of the city gate in high spirits.
The vendors quickly surrounded Dou Weiyi with their local specialties!
Dou Weiyi was almost overwhelmed by the enthusiasm. Her only request was that Dou Weiyi "take care" of the stall's location in Xicheng District, ensuring it was next to the food stalls!
They calmed the vendors down and struggled to squeeze through the crowd. Ruan Dan followed behind, carrying a basket of cabbages and carrots in her left hand and a handkerchief, sachet, and wild kite in her right!
Dou Weiyi's mouth was also stuffed with a carrot covered in mud...
However, Dou Weiyi wasn't annoyed. On the contrary, she was quite satisfied, filled with the joy of being loved!
He glanced around and saw a crowd gathered around a small pony at a food stall, sighing and complaining.
He walked over, munching on a carrot, and exclaimed, "Hey, you bought a horse!"
Gao Mengli and Lin Xi pouted; they'd rather not buy it...
Dou Weiyi was curious about the boss's reaction, but the man looked sad and didn't say anything, so he couldn't use his "power" to make him speak!
He turned to look at the foal and nodded in satisfaction.
That was a good horse purchase!
He reached out and touched the horse's coat; it was glossy and smooth, quite nice!
He walked around to the side of the horse, ready to pat its back and say a few words of praise to make the boss and his crew happy!
But no sooner had the hand been placed on the horse's back than the foal suddenly knelt down, lay on its side, and became still!
Dou Weiyi was so shocked by this sudden scene that her eyes widened, and she dropped the half carrot on the ground in fright.
He turned his head blankly and looked at Gao Mengli and Lin Xi.
Boss, please let me explain. I swear, I really didn't do anything!
If something serious happens, don't try to blame him for the damages...
Gao Mengli looked at the little pony performing on the ground, and then at Dou Weiyi, who looked nervous and wronged.
She, who was initially feeling aggrieved, suddenly couldn't help but burst out laughing and quickly comforted Dou Weiyi, "Lord Dou, there's no need to be nervous. This horse is seriously ill and doesn't like to be touched on the back."
Dou Wei breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.
As long as it's the horse's problem, not his, that's fine.
Just as he relaxed, he suddenly remembered.
Wait a minute, they won't let you touch my back? Does that mean I can't ride it?
He pursed his lips, looking at Lin Xi and Gao Mengli with a complicated expression, "Then why did you buy it?"
Also, who sold the horse? What about his commercial tax?
Upon hearing this, Lin Xi and Gao Mengli were both embarrassed, as it reminded them of being tricked.
Qian Yan'er rolled her eyes at Dou Weiyi, but Dou Weiyi thought that Qian Yan'er was too lazy to look up, but still wanted to see him, so she moved her eyes to look up!
Dou Weiyi immediately became interested. "Qian Yan'er, tell me!"
Qian Yan'er was rolling her eyes enthusiastically when she didn't expect Dou Weiyi to call her name.
He curled his lip in annoyance, "I got ripped off, didn't I? I bought the horses from a passing horse trader..."
Dou Weiyi frowned, realizing the key point.
He immediately pounded his chest and stamped his feet, transforming into Tarzan, letting out a mournful howl, "A passing horse trader? Damn it, my commercial tax!"
After a series of furious howls, he immediately led Ruan Dan back to the city gate and gathered soldiers to pursue his "commercial tax"!
It comes fast, and goes even faster...
Lin Xi pursed her lips, her expression complicated: "I thought he was going to stand up for us..."
That commercial tax was his lifeline...
Hearing Lin Xi's mutterings, Qian Yan'er grinned mischievously, "Don't worry, he can't possibly catch up with you! Once you leave Pingyao, it's all remote mountain areas with winding mountain roads!"
The opposite slope looked close, but in reality, it would take a whole day to reach it; he was chasing thin air!
Lin Xi gave Qian Yan'er a resentful look.
Listen to me, thank you, you really comforted me...
So, the huge sum of money he spent on buying horses is gone forever.
Gao Mengli sighed softly and turned to look at the little pony that was still "performing" on the ground.
The little pony kept glancing at the half-eaten carrot next to it.
Gao Mengli's heart stirred, and she walked over, picked up the half carrot, and waved it in front of the pony.
The little pony's eyes immediately glued to the carrot, turning back and forth as the carrot swayed!
Seeing the little pony's greedy look, she seemed to have found the right way to "open" it!
Her eyes darted around. "Get up, I'll give you some!"
The little pony understood Gao Mengli's words and immediately stood up, its eyes fixed on the carrot.
Gao Mengli smiled and handed the carrot to the little pony's mouth. The little pony happily chewed it, making satisfied humming sounds as it chewed.
Gao Mengli tried touching the pony's back, and this time, it didn't pretend to be dead!
Lin Xi was also incredibly excited and quickly nudged Qian Yan, "Yanzi, hurry up and go test drive!"
Upon hearing this, Qian Yan'er rubbed her hands together excitedly, "Alright!"
He took three steps at a time and quickly mounted his horse.
This time, the foal carried him steadily and even ran two laps!
Gao Mengli and Lin Xi, who were watching from the side, held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes!
Their savings were finally well spent!
Qian Yan, still savoring the ride, dismounted, patted the horse's back, and couldn't help but praise, "Good... horse..."
The little colt was even faster than he spoke.
It fell straight down like a corpse...
Qian Yan'er's cheek twitched violently. Suddenly, he drew his dagger, but the chubby girl grabbed him and pulled him into a tight embrace. "Yan'er, Yan'er, calm down, calm down!!!"
Even with the chubby girl holding her, Qian Yan'er was still furious, her face flushed red. With her short arms and legs, she struggled in mid-air and shouted, "This damn horse, I'll chop it up today!"
The chubby girl was on the verge of tears, and could only offer words of comfort, "Calm down, calm down!"
She really wanted to sit on this damn horse and kill it; it was so annoying.
Gao Mengli and Lin Xi, their faces dark with exasperation, put down their clasped hands.
Those carrots are ridiculously expensive, "98 oil"—eat a little, then run two laps...
The two quickly ran to the vegetable vendor's stall and bought all the carrots on it.
I bought a bamboo basket from a nearby stall and filled it with all the carrots.
Leading the "BMW" (a type of pony) and carrying a bamboo basket, they were preparing to deliver a foal to their eldest son.
Out of sight out of mind.
If they stayed even a moment longer, they were afraid they wouldn't be able to resist eating horse meat...
"Father, mother!"
Da Niu heard that his parents had arrived, and they had even brought their foal!
All the classmates came out with him, and the excited scholar was also there!
Lin Xi waved to Da Niu, "Da Niu, this is your horse from now on! Oh, and this is your '98 oil.' From now on, I'll have your Uncle Zhao bring you a basket of carrots every day."
Da Niu's eyes widened in surprise, his face beaming with delight. "Thank you, Dad! Thank you, Mom!"
He rushed over eagerly, first touching the foal's mane, and then, as he was about to touch the foal's back, Lin Xi grabbed his hand.
"You lead the horse inside first, we're leaving now!"
Before Da Niu could react, Lin Xi grabbed Gao Mengli, swung her feet, and ran away!
Da Niu didn't mind at all. He was so happy that he patted the horse's back and was about to lead it inside when...
Amidst the stunned expressions of all the teachers and students, the little pony knelt down, lay on its side, and rolled its eyes!
Big Bull: !!!
Master: ...
Classmate: ?! ?!
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