roccoschili Chapter 127 I confess, I confess, is that not enough?
Chapter 127 I confess, I confess, is that not enough?
The "boss" had already anticipated her prediction, so he simply closed his eyes and decided to stay calm and not worry about it!
Dou Weiyi, having also figured out the trick, stared at the "boss" with great interest and waved to the people behind him, "Hold him down and pry his eyes open!"
Everyone rushed forward, some pressing down on the body, some twisting the head, and some propping up the eyes.
In short, all his escape routes were blocked!
The "boss" could only watch as Gao Mengli drew one perfectly round circle after another, but the last stroke just wouldn't connect.
The "boss" broke down, tears streaming down his face.
"Ah—ah—I'm going to kill you all!"
The crowd quickly steadied him and then shoved a lump of something into his eyes.
It wouldn't have been a problem if we hadn't attacked, but attacking the "boss" would have made things even more chaotic, because it's so asymmetrical!
"Please, give me another punch on the left!"
The crowd exchanged bewildered glances. They had seen strange people before, but this was the first time they had ever heard of such an odd request.
How could the crowd allow him to get his panda eyes?
Even if he kowtowed repeatedly, it wouldn't work; the crowd coldly and ruthlessly rejected him.
Seeing that he still wouldn't say anything, Gao Mengli's patience was wearing thin. She pouted and pointed at everyone, "Take off all your shoes and switch them between your left and right shoes."
Upon hearing Gao Mengli's instructions, everyone excitedly took off their shoes and put them on.
In a few breaths, the left foot put on the right shoe, and the right foot put on the left shoe!
The sight of people wearing their shoes inside out was like a villager being slashed by a knife, giving rise to countless idiots.
After everyone changed, they all looked up at Gao Mengli and exchanged glances.
Don't just stand there like an idiot, hurry up and change too!
Seeing the intense gazes of the crowd, Gao Mengli covered her mouth and coughed lightly, "I don't need to change, I am his reference point!"
After saying that, he took two steps and stood in the crowd with a half-smile.
Looking at the shoes that were upside down, the "boss's" nerves, which were already on the verge of collapse, finally snapped.
If you get used to seeing shoes upside down, it's not so bad, but Gao Mengli was wearing a normal pair of shoes in the crowd.
The contrast is jarring no matter how you look at it.
With her at the center, the others turning their shoes upside down drove him crazy.
Centered on the crowd, her normal shoes drove him crazy.
He couldn't take it anymore—he was going mad, going insane, and raging.
His world collapsed.
He struggled to rush over and straighten everyone's shoes, but his body was held firmly down, leaving him only able to watch helplessly, his face streaked with tears and snot.
The "boss" gritted his teeth, his facial muscles twitching, the little flame of obsessive-compulsive disorder burning wildly inside him, caught in extreme turmoil and on the verge of collapse.
Finally, on the verge of collapse, she yelled, "I'll talk, I'll talk, okay? Please, please change my shoes back, I can't take it anymore!"
Seeing him weep and confess so readily, everyone exchanged knowing smiles!
Hey, this trick actually works!
Dou Weiyi, beaming with pride, sat on the ground and changed her shoes. "Hmph, you should have said so earlier!"
Seeing that everyone had changed their shoes, the "eldest brother" tearfully confessed, "I have three more brothers, they live in the abandoned kiln in Tuyao Village."
We went into the city just to resupply our living supplies and maybe catch some sheep along the way.
This is my first time doing this, I have no experience...
Dou Weiyi stood up, dusted off the dust, and said, "Hmph, take them with us and we'll go to the pottery village together!"
The group, escorting the "boss" and his henchmen, marched in a grand procession toward the pottery village.
We were not open for business today because we were looking for a top expert.
Seeing that everyone was about to leave, Gao Mengli wanted to join in the fun.
Standing at the door, I tiptoed and looked around.
I have no idea where her Xixi has run off to.
Never mind, she'll go take a look first.
After saying that, he lifted his leg and followed Dou Weiyi's group.
And so, the forgotten Da Niu watched helplessly as his mother ran off with Dou Weiyi without even glancing at him.
Disheveled in the wind...
When Dou Weiyi saw Gao Mengli following along, he excitedly patted her on the shoulder, "Hey! You're pretty good!"
Gao Mengli rolled her eyes at him and silently followed the yamen runners to Tutao Village.
The village chief of Tutao Village was directing the villagers to fire the kiln when a large group of yamen runners could be seen entering their village from afar.
That arrogant guy leading the charge isn't Dou Weiyi; he'd eat shit upside down.
He flung the mud off his hands and hurriedly ran home.
He tossed a message to the villagers from afar, "That bastard Dou Weiyi, come over here and tell him I'm not here."
Upon hearing this, the villagers realized that even the village chief had fled, so what were they still doing here? They were scared too!
They quickly threw their hoes, bricks, and mud into the air, scattering in all directions.
The area was cleared in one breath, and vanished without a trace in two.
Everyone ran away, leaving only the "village guardian" Gou Sheng standing there, almost in tears.
He quickly covered his face and ran towards the front door, but Dou Weiyi grabbed his collar. "Gousheng! Where's your village chief? I need to talk to him!"
The village guard, Gou Sheng, covered his face, muttering, "You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me..."
Dou Weiyi was completely bewildered by this sudden turn of events. "Gousheng, it's me, Dou Weiyi! Take your hand away!"
Gou Sheng seemed not to hear, still muttering "can't see me," but his body trembled even more violently when he heard Dou Weiyi's name.
"Haha, let him go now."
Gao Mengli burst out laughing. This Gou Sheng, it's obvious he has an intellectual disability, what kind of nonsense could he possibly ask?
Dou Weiyi waved his hand dismissively.
Knowing the pros and cons is his method.
He quickly released Gousheng, his eyes darting around, and flashed the wolf grandfather's signature smile. "Gousheng, did the village chief tell you something?!"
When Gou Sheng heard Dou Weiyi's words, his body stiffened abruptly.
She instinctively covered her ears with both hands. "I won't listen, I won't listen! We can't tell you the village chief went home. We're supposed to say he's not here. Humph, I'm not telling you!"
Dou Weiyi raised an eyebrow and smiled at Gao Mengli.
Look at your local officials, how wise they are!
Gao Mengli: ……
Dou Weiyi waved to everyone, in high spirits, "Let's go to the village chief's house!"
Gao Mengli glanced at Gou Sheng with sympathy, then quickly followed after him.
"Knock knock knock, village chief, open the door! Don't hide, Gou Sheng has already confessed!" Dou Weiyi shouted into the room while banging on the door.
With a "sizzle," the village chief opened the door with a long face, staring at Dou Weiyi with a dark expression. "Dou Weiyi, couldn't you find someone else to fleece?"
The day before yesterday, he rushed into the village, asking us to make earthenware jars the size of half a palm, without paying a single copper coin, and in huge quantities.
He just set the kiln temperature yesterday and started working on it today.
This Bilibili guy, here he comes again?
Dou Weiyi felt absolutely no guilt about buying on credit!
He pulled the village chief out of the doorway. "Village chief, what are you saying? You're being too polite!"
The village chief stumbled as Dou Weiyi pulled him, but he shook off her hand and glanced at her, saying, "You don't come here unless you have something to say. Spit it out."
Dou Weiyi grinned, "I'm not here to run up a debt today, I'm here to arrest someone!"
After saying that, without waiting for the village chief to react, she grabbed him and ran towards the kiln site.