roccoschili Chapter 424 Unlucky Things
Chapter 424 Unlucky Things
After much internal struggle, Zhang Shen decided to follow his heart.
Lu Youyou knew this would be the outcome.
Although Zhang Shen appears quiet and honest, he is a stubborn person at heart.
If we don't let him try, and things get even more serious, he won't be able to stay even if he doesn't betray the gang.
Why not let him try it now?
Furthermore, Lu Youyou also wanted to know the real result.
"Then I'll take it out?" Zhang Shen asked tentatively.
Seeing that Lu Youyou and Wen Qing both nodded, Zhang Shen deposited loyalty coins.
Holding a loyalty coin in your hand is more effective than putting it in your backpack.
Lu Youyou didn't even need to look at the universal map; she could tell from the feel of her feet that a large number of monsters were approaching.
This time, she didn't let the three little ones attack first, but instead observed the situation.
A group of monsters rushed up to Zhang Shen, vying to introduce themselves and their strength.
"I am a lizard monster, and my skills are even more powerful against insect-type monsters!"
"I am the basilisk, and my skills are related to poison. Choose me!"
"When it comes to strength, I, the Crocodile Monster, am the only one who can compete. Even lizards and snakes are no match for me."
"..."
With so many helpers vying to submit to him, Zhang Shen was overjoyed.
At this moment, he remembered what Lu Youyou had said: Loyalty Coins can attract assistants, but they are not necessarily loyal assistants.
He didn't want to cause trouble for everyone, so after careful selection, he chose the smallest and weakest fish monster.
The fish monster's weakness is obvious: it needs water.
While waiting for Zhang Shen to make his choice, its skin cracked inch by inch, and blood flowed down its scales.
It was only thanks to Zhang Shen's timely provision of a bath tub that its skin was prevented from continuing to crack.
When the other monsters realized they hadn't been chosen, they sighed and left.
With the space more open and the pungent odor gone, everyone immediately felt refreshed and relaxed.
The three of them carried a small stool from their respective cars, and Zhang Shen brought an extra table, and they started playing cards.
"Yes 2!"
"Wang Bang!"
"If you can't afford it, then pass."
"..."
The fish monster used its fins to support itself on the edge of the bathtub and slowly poked its head out.
"Boss, aren't we going out to collect treasure chests?"
"Three with a pair!" Zhang Shen turned around briefly: "What did you say?"
"It's nothing, you can play."
The fish monster reluctantly submerged itself in the water, gurgling out a few bubbles.
Lu Youyou and Wen Qing exchanged a glance, and a smile appeared on their lips.
This was something the three of them had planned long ago: choosing between testing the monsters that came to their door and picking up treasure chests, and deciding whether the former was more important.
Therefore, until the monster's identity is confirmed, people will not drive away but will stay where they are.
Gradually, lunchtime arrived.
Lu Youyou had the food factory make three servings of cold chicken noodles. While waiting, the three of them chatted aimlessly.
They were just going through the motions, and there wasn't much of a point to discuss.
"Boss, it's already noon. Don't you want to eat? You don't know how to cook, do you? I can cook. I'll cook for you in the car."
The fish monster popped its head up again, seemingly making a suggestion, but its tone was actually as firm as a command.
Zhang Shen refused: "No need, Sister You is preparing it, you don't need to do it."
"Boss, are you disgusted with me?"
The fish monster's tone was pitiful; if its voice was previously androgynous, it was now clearly feminine.
A soft, sweet voice that sends shivers down your spine.
Zhang Shen stared blankly, stood up stiffly, and awkwardly took steps to get into the car.
Wen Qing grabbed his sleeve: "Zhang Shen, where are you going?"
Zhang Shen remained silent, slowly but forcefully prying Wen Qing's fingers apart without blinking once.
At this point, the food factory indicates that the meal has been successfully prepared.
Lu Youyou placed a bowl of shredded chicken cold noodles in the bowl and asked Zhang Shen, "The food is ready, aren't you going to eat it? Didn't you order the shredded chicken cold noodles?"
Zhang Shen remained silent.
The fish monster leaped out of the water and hopped around on the ground with its tail: "Excuse me, make way, I need to cook with my boss."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Shen suddenly bent down, picked up the fish monster, and stepped into the car.
Lu Youyou and Wen Qing followed, while the fish monster looked displeased.
It turned around and transformed into a glamorous woman with curly hair and red lips, about the same age as Zhang Shen, looking to be in her early thirties.
"You two humans have no shame, you insist on watching others do it?"
Wen Qing asked in astonishment four times in a row: "Make? Is it the 'make' I'm thinking of? Isn't it cooking? Isn't it lunch?"
Lu Youyou was also shocked, her pupils dilated.
The woman stretched out her two fair arms and wrapped them around Zhang Shen's neck, bringing her mouth close to his ear and breathing softly.
"Boss, tell them we're going to the bedroom, not to have lunch."
Upon receiving the order, Zhang Shen slowly raised his head: "I'm going to the bedroom with her, I won't eat."
Wen Qing was shocked and gave Lu Youyou a meaningful look.
Zhang Shen is male and has remained single because he considers homosexuality to be abnormal; this is common knowledge within the entire gang.
If we continue to test her, her innocence will be in jeopardy.
Lu Youyou knew the importance of the matter, so she immediately stopped recording and sprayed the fish monster with Monster Calming Spray.
Wen Qing quickly tied the fish monster's hands and feet with plastic cable ties, then used a thick rope to braid the fish monster into a pretzel shape and threw it on the ground.
After doing all this, she slapped Zhang Shen hard across the face, amidst the fish monster's resentful gaze.
Judging from the way they were acting, it didn't seem like a simple rescue; it seemed like it was mixed with some anger.
"Sigh~"
Zhang Shen regained consciousness, covering his face and gasping for breath.
Lu Youyou sent the video she had just recorded to Zhang Shen: "See? This is the whole thing."
Wen Qing added from the side, "This monster isn't smart, and its methods are too rudimentary. I don't know if it can't appear in front of humans for too long or what, but it revealed its true colors after only a few hours. It's not challenging at all."
Zhang Shen knew perfectly well that he was being misled by the fish monster's voice. Before losing consciousness, he realized that he had been deceived by the fish monster.
However, he had no memory of being deceived, and curiously opened the video sent by Lu Youyou.
His expression changed rapidly as the video played.
Awkward pink, shameful bright red, angry deep red…
Like a color palette.
When he saw the fish in his arms turn into a woman and hug him, he caught a whiff of fishy smell from her body.
He looked down and saw that his coat was covered with a layer of bubbly, sticky liquid.
Zhang Shen could no longer control the churning in his stomach and vomited.
Wen Qing gloated: "How about that? This romantic encounter must be every man's dream, right? This fish monster is too stupid. It shouldn't have become a woman; it should have become a man."
Zhang Shen recalled that scene and vomited even more violently.
Having finally regained control of the situation, he stared at the fish monster and gagged again.
He had vomited everything out of his stomach; he was about to throw up his entire stomach.
boom! boom! boom!
Zhang Shen pulled out his pistol and riddled the fish monster with bullets.
Still not satisfied, I endured the disgust and touched the fish monster before putting it into the decomposer.
Clang.
The loyalty coins on the fish monster fell to the ground.
Zhang Shen kicked it away in disgust.
"Damn it! What a jinx!"