roccoschili Chapter 465 London Trip (2) Experience
Chapter 465 London Trip (2) Experience
Europe.
Isle of England.
Asthall Manor, Oxford.
In the living room on the first floor of the big house.
Livlin and David, the "pig sister and pig brother" came back arm in arm and sat on the sofa.
Gerald, who was playing bridge, glanced at the "Human Card Recorder Maggie" sitting next to Deborah and complained to David.
"There are just four of you. Ask the butler to find you a pair of playing cards, so you can play whatever you want~"
"Hahaha~"
Everyone laughed~
Deborah, who had been "cheating" just now, laughed especially loudly and happily~
Even the butler who was standing silently started laughing~
Deborah is 58 years old this year, and her memory decline is inevitable and natural.
Can Deborah be unhappy if Maggie is by her side to help her remember the cards~
. . .
After everyone laughed.
After Deborah finished playing the round of cards, she took Maggie's little hand and whispered thanks, joked a few words, then watched Maggie get up and sit next to Livlin~
David smiled and took the playing cards from the butler's hand. He glanced at Deborah who was smiling, and an idea suddenly flashed through his mind~
He called Cui Yingying and asked her, Livlin, and Maggie to wait for a moment~
She dragged the housekeeper out of the living room and asked him in a low voice for a while.
After getting the answer, David pondered for a moment, organized his thoughts, and quickly told the butler.
The housekeeper glanced into the living room in surprise, thought for a moment, nodded with great interest, and agreed to David's request. .
. . .
After a few minutes.
in the living room.
The four-person poker team of David, Maggie, Livlin and Cui Yingying finally decided what to play. .
Smoke the bastard!
(An extremely simple and fun poker matching game.)
After David explained the rules to the three of them, he dealt out the first round of cards and experimented once ~
result. .
Maggie, who had the worst luck, lost~
In the second round, Cui Yingying lost~
After the third lap, David winked at Mr. Butler and smiled.
"You also have a preliminary understanding of the rules of the game, you understand~"
"How about we... bring some luck?"
"Luck?"
"Yeah~ Don't worry! We don't gamble~"
"We... Whoever loses will have a note on his face!"
"Forehead.."
Livlin stared with big eyes, always feeling that David, a bastard, had no good intentions~
But. .Sticker strips, it seems. .Nothing?
When David saw Livlin hesitate, Cui Yingying smiled and nodded happily, and Maggie lowered her head to look at the cards, so that was it. .Default~
He waved his hand and nodded to Mr. Butler.
In the third lap, David was a bit unlucky and lost~
He picked up a small piece of paper reserved for Mr. Butler, put it in the middle of his forehead, and smiled at the three women.
"Come on~ This is the standard for me~
"Let's continue!"
"Don't play around~ I'm willing to admit defeat!"
"Hahaha~"
Livlin pointed at the note on David's face, laughed and shook her head: "I don't want to play anymore~ You didn't say how long it would be posted..."
"If we stick to them tomorrow..."
"Hey~"
"Now that the game is over, you can take it down!"
"Hahaha~ OK!"
"Come on~"
"I want to win you..."
"Hehe~"
When David saw that the fish was hooked, he didn't care about the verbal harassment from "Miss Pig Head" Livlin, and started a new circle with a smile. .
. . .
After a while.
Deborah put down the last card in her hand, watched her teammate Elena record the score skillfully, and inadvertently glanced at David and the others. .I was immediately amused~
"Hahaha~"
"What are you doing here...?"
David, who had four small notes stuck on his face, smiled happily and raised his eyebrows at her: "We are competing to see who has the worst luck!"
"Haha~"
Deborah's loud laughter caused Jellal, Elena, and Toby to look over, and they all couldn't help but laugh. .
The person with the fewest notes on her face is Cui Yingying, with only three notes~
Maggie, the one with the most, had notes almost all over her face. .
Livlin tilted her head and complained to several people through the gaps in the paper: "These... must be his conspiracy!"
"He wins every time and we lose."
"Hahaha~"
"Hey~ don't talk nonsense! I also have a note on my face~"
"Hmph~ That's all you have..."
"Hahaha~"
The butler, who was holding a small pile of notes in his hand, looked down at his watch with a smile, walked to Deborah and whispered.
"The weather is very nice today! It's time for you to go out for a walk~"
"Haha~Okay, okay~"
"Let's go for a walk~"
"Ok!"
Jellal stretched, walked up to David, took a look, shook his head, and walked out with a smile~
After lunch, we sat and played cards. .
I really need to go out and do some activities~
Elena and Toby were not originally planning to go out together~
But after David threw a cryptic look at them, Elena seemed to understand what he meant, and walked out of the living room with Deborah in her arm.
. . .
After a few minutes.
David stood up, walked to Mr. Butler, looked at the four people slowly walking away, and whispered.
"let's begin?"
"Ok!"
"ok~"
Livlin, who had a small note on her face, came over curiously and asked.
"What are you going to do again?"
"Hehe~"
"I told you, we'll wait a while..."
"you want.."
. . .
Deborah and the others took a long walk in the afternoon sun until everyone felt a little warm, and then they returned to the big house talking and laughing.
The private people who were originally playing cards in the living room changed their positions and sat around the dining table.
Deborah was held by Elena's arm and walked into the restaurant curiously. Seeing David and the others with their faces almost covered with small notes, Deborah couldn't help laughing.
David looked at the last two bad cards in his hand, threw them on the table, and complained to Deborah and others.
"No more fun~ You don't have room to put stickers on your faces, so how can you still play?"
"Hahaha~"
"Then what should we do?"
"Forehead.."
David naturally looked at the people who had just returned and smiled.
"Let's change the game~"
"Change?"
"Yes~"
"How about we play...TruthorDare?"
(Another name for Truth and Dare.)
"Okay~"
"Deborah, are you guys coming to play too~?"
Jellal, who was following Deborah, saw the somewhat "poor" cooperation between David and Livlin, and couldn't help but smile and said.
"What bad idea did you come up with again?"
"Hahaha~"
"Game!"
"You won't know until you play!"
"Haha~ good!"
"Let's... let's play together~"
The hostess Deborah happily sat next to Livlin and smiled at the people behind her.
"..ok~"
Jellal, Elena, and Toby also finished it, ready to see what other tricks David was going to do~
. . .
After David saw everyone sitting down, he quickly sorted the playing cards in his hand, and set aside eight cards according to the head of the person, shuffled them, placed them on the dining table, and said with a smile.
"Me, Livlin, Cui Yingying, Maggie, Deborah, Jellal, Toby, Elena, eight people, each with a card."
"Whoever draws the King of Hearts can designate a person to choose to participate in the game."
"Those who are designated to participate in the game must choose to be honest or bold~"
"Just like... Livlin!"
"Ah~"
"Please answer my question: If you want to introduce a boyfriend to your best friend, please tell me the advantages of a boy!"
Everyone looked at Livlin with interest~
Livlin took off the paper on her face and said with a confident smile: "He must only love women and will not change!"
"Wow~"
"Hahahaha~"
After everyone was briefly shocked for a second, they burst out laughing~
Everyone got it, Livlin’s answer was “wonderful”!
I only love women, and that won’t change my whole life~
Deborah smiled happily and pointed at Livlin, not knowing what to say for a moment. .
David was also very surprised and gestured his thumb to Livlin and praised her.
"You are awesome!"
"Hahaha~"
"So... everyone understands how to play this game, right?"
"Haha~Yes~"
"Ok!"
"Let's get started~Everyone draws a random card!"
"Deborah, you come first!"
"it is good!"
Cai Bola held back her laughter, picked up a card and showed it to everyone.
Everyone also randomly picked a card, held it in front of them, and looked at the cards in everyone's hands.
In the first round, Maggie won!
Secretary Maggie, under David's encouraging eyes, glanced around the crowd, pointed at Toby and asked.
"It's up to you to choose~"
Toby was surprised: "Me?"
"Well...I choose...honesty!"
"ok~"
"Maggie, you have to ask some tough questions!" David winked at her and whispered.
Maggie lowered her head in embarrassment and asked in a low voice.
"Toby, what are you dissatisfied with about yourself?"
"Wow~"
"Hahaha~ Good question!"
"Woohoo~hahaha~"
Everyone looked at the hot Toby Olga, waiting for her answer.
Toby blushed and touched his nose, lowered his head unconfidently, and whispered: "If... I could be as beautiful as Elena... that would be great~"
"Hmm~hahaha~"
"You are already very beautiful Toby~ If you had someone like Elena..."
"great!"
David stood up, took back the cards in everyone's hands, put them under the table, shuffled them a few times, put them on the table again, and said with a smile.
"Come on~ let's start the next round!"
"Haha~ good!"
. . .
The game continues!
The winner of this round is Elena~
She looked around at everyone, smiled at Jellal and asked.
"How old were you when you had your first kiss, and who took it from you?"
"Wow~hahaha~"
"Good question! Elena!"
David pounded the table and called out to Elena's questions~
Jellal opened his mouth and shook his head with a wry smile: "I couldn't remember when I was too young..."
"Probably... when I was five years old~ My first kiss was taken away by one of my aunts~"
"Hahaha~"
"Do you still remember this?"
"It doesn't count! This doesn't count!"
"Hahaha~"
Among the crowd, Deborah seemed to know who the aunt Jellal was talking about, and she smiled happily and applauded him. .
David shook his head, took back the playing cards from everyone, and prepared to start the next round.
. . .
Another round and the winner is Livlin!
she. .He looked at it with a proud look on his face. .Jellal asked with a smile: "If you become a woman, what is the first thing you want to do?"
"what?"
"Why should I be a woman..."
"Hahaha~"
"You have to answer the question honestly, Jellal~"
"Hahaha~"
Jellal scratched his head, thought for a while, and said: "I will... look in the mirror first and see how my figure compares with Toby Olga... How does it look like?"
"Uh... you are so narcissistic..."
"Hahaha~"
Everyone laughs~
He expressed his incomprehension about Jellal's strange brain circuit with laughter. .
. . .
The game continues ~ round n.
The winner, Cui Yingying, asked Deborah: "Is there anything you have wanted to do that you regret not doing?"
Deborah smiled generously and said: "What I regret most is... I should have asked my sister Diana to find an opportunity to kill the mustache and prevent the outbreak of World War II!"
"hoho~haha~"
"This idea of yours is simply great!"
"Yeah~ You really should have done that then..."
"Hahaha~"
"Let's not talk anymore, next round!"
. . .
The winners of the subsequent rounds of the game were respectively David, Maggie, Toby, Cui Yingying, Deborah, Jellal and Livlin.
Maybe it's because we haven't known each other for a long time, but the questions these people were asked all belong to. .Daily chat type questions.
Only Toby’s sharp question to Jellal drew unanimous praise from everyone~
She said: "Geral, if one day you find that your hair is getting less and less, and you finally become a Mediterranean uncle, what will you do~?"
Jellal covered the "hair" on his head with his hands and replied with a bitter look on his face.
"Maybe...I will try a new hairstyle, or go bald~"
"Hahaha~"
Everyone stared at Jellal, shaking their heads and laughing.
David was very curious as to why Toby asked this question. .
Toby suppressed his laughter and explained: "I work in the Financial City. Among the ten middle-aged people I meet, at least five of them are...Uncle Mediterranean~"
"Hahaha~"
"Cow!"
"You...how do you observe so carefully?" Cui Yingying asked curiously.
Toby spread his hands and said with some distress: "They are the ones who look at me...the most lewd looks~"
"I feel a little cold on my back every time..."
"Hahaha~"
Toby is right!
Her hot S-curve figure is what attracts the attention of those veteran Qiu Mingshan drivers in the Financial City~
As for the face. .
Most of the time, it’s not that important~
hehe~
. . .
The game continues!
Finally, David got the King of Hearts that he had longed for!
He looked at Jellal and asked with a smirk, "Tell me~"
"When was the last time you wet the bed!?"
"What the hell am I..."
Jellal almost opened his mouth to curse~
"Hahahaha~"
Deborah couldn't help it anymore and covered her face with her hands, as if she didn't want everyone to get the answer from her.
Under the curious and joking gazes of everyone, Jellal lowered his head in embarrassment and said calmly.
"..14 years old~"
"How many?!"
"14 years old!"
"Hahahaha~ bang bang bang~"
"You are amazing!"
David laughed unscrupulously and applauded Jellal: "Man, do you know?"
"Bedwetting...there is also a very elegant way of saying it~"
"Dream about drawing a map..."
"Hahaha~"
"Your world map must be extremely magnificent~?"
"Hahaha~"
"Woo~"
Jellal's face was rosy, he stared at David and gritted his teeth and smiled: "Yeah~ It's quite a vast territory..."
"Hahaha~"
Deborah turned her head and lay on Livlin, laughing so hard that tears came out~
Seeing this scene, David knew that the fire was almost done, so he looked at the butler.
Mr. Steward, receiving his signal, turned and went out for a spin.
When he came back, he held a trumpet in his hand and made an OK gesture to David.
. . .
David stood up, raised his hand to signal to everyone, and said with a smile: "Let's pause our game for a moment!"
"I just had some inspiration~"
"So... Jellal, I wrote a short piece of interesting music for you~"
"Oh??"
Jellal looked curiously at the butler holding the trumpet, smiled and nodded, expressing that he was looking forward to it. .
David walked to the opposite side of Deborah with a smile, bowed and saluted~
Then he glanced at Livlin, and the two walked into the kitchen~
David conjured a pair of magic mirrors from nowhere, put them on his face, pretended to be cool, and stood in front of the oven in the kitchen.
Livlin found a metal basin and a spatula from the kitchen, and together with David, looked at the butler.
The housekeeper picked up the trumpet and tried to play it twice. After feeling that he had found it, he started this hasty performance.
"Du~dudududu..."
After a series of trumpet sounds sounded, David, who was standing in front of the cabinet, held the door of the oven, started to step on the accompaniment, and nodded and swayed to the rhythm~
"Kang Dang~ Bang Dang~ Bang Dang~"
Livlin, who was suppressing a smile, also picked up the spatula and knocked the metal basin in her hand~
"duang~duang~duang~"
(Here, please make up your own mind for the short video "Mom Is Not Home Today".)
"Dudu...Puff~hahaha~"
The "performance" of the three people was just halfway through. The butler who played the trumpet was the first one who couldn't help it and let something leak out of his mouth. .Laughed~
For a moment, everyone reacted from their surprise and daze, and burst into laughter~
David pursed his lips and complained to Mr. Butler: "Stop laughing! We are... performing! Be serious, be serious!"
"Hahahaha~"
"Sorry...hahaha~"
"I'll be fine soon!"
"...It's over!"
David never dreamed that Mr. Butler, who had always been a "reliable" persona, would actually become the biggest "failure" of this "show". .
He could only spread his hands helplessly amidst the laughter of the crowd and said: "Well...it turns out we just wanted to have a serious joke~"
"I didn't expect... I messed up~"
"Sorry~"
"Mr. Butler!"
"Please.."
"okokok~"
Mr. Butler finally suppressed his laughter and rubbed his cheeks vigorously. Amidst the laughter of everyone, he mustered up his "courage" again and blew the trumpet~
"Beep~beep, beep, beep, beep..."
"Beep~beep, beep, beep, beep..."
After the trumpet sounded again, David cast a "severe" look at Livlin, who was a little weak in the legs, stepped on the rhythm, and joined the "performance" ~
"Kang Dang~ Bang Dang~ Bang Dang~"
Livlin also suppressed her laughter, lying on the kitchen counter, tapping the metal basin, laughing and joining in the "performance"~
"duang~duang~duang~"
"Hahahaha~"
"David, you are so...bad!"
"How did you think of it...hahaha~"
"Ah...ah~haha~"
"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore~"
Several people who had already burst into laughter just now "relived" this very magical "performance" again, and they all laughed so hard~
Deborah, the oldest, was lying on the dining table laughing completely. This "brainwashing" rhythm was still ringing in her ears, and she felt like she was almost out of breath from laughing. .
. . .
At the entrance of the big house.
When the "performance" in the restaurant reached its climax, the cook Tenisha, who was out on business in London, walked in with some doubts. .
Looking at the scene in the restaurant, she couldn't help but widen her eyes. She walked to the butler's side and stared at the trumpet player. .
"Du~du...poof~"
"Haha~ Tenisha, you are back!?"
"Uh...yeah~"
"What are you...??"
Tenisha glanced around and found Duchess Deborah, who was holding her chest and controlling her laughter. .
Deborah touched her tears from laughter with her hands and waved to Tenisha. .
"Come on... come on, come on!"
"They all laughed me to death...hahaha~"
"Forehead.."
Tenisha, who started serving the Duchess more than twenty years ago, has never seen her like this. .Gaffe~
She walked slowly to Deborah and sat down next to her. Just as she was about to say something, she heard a voice.
"Tenisha?"
"terribly sorry!"
"I'm David Coleman...we..."
"Um...forget it~"
After listening to David's simple explanation, Tenisha looked at Jellal and then at the kitchen. .Oven, a helpless smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"That's right. It's time to replace our oven~"
"Hahaha~"
"Then...shall we continue?"
"No! No~ I'm going to laugh so hard~ Haha~"
"By the way David, this paragraph... what is it called? Does it have a name?"
"Yes, I have!"
"It's called 'Mom's Not Home Today'!"
"Hahaha~"
"What a name...hahaha~"
. . .
Happy time always slips away when people don’t expect it ~
Night falls.
During lunch, chef Cui Yingying obtained Deborah’s permission and prepared some ingredients for dinner.
When the cook Tenisha comes back, she no longer has to rush to prepare a sumptuous dinner for so many people~
. . .
dinner time.
The cook, Tenisha, was served the "exclusive recipe" roast turkey dish prepared for Thanksgiving~!
Under Deborah’s warm greeting, everyone picked up their wine glasses and clinked their glasses happily again~
. . .
on the table.
Deborah introduced Teresa and her little daughter Emma to several people, telling them that mother and daughter were the closest people to her in recent years. .
David and the others smiled and nodded to Tenisha and her daughter, and introduced themselves in more detail.
dinner time.
I had a great time while everyone was joking and chatting~
. . .
after dinner.
Deborah, mother and daughter Tenisha, who originally watched the TV news on time every day, were pushed up to the second floor by Livlin and the other girls, talking and laughing.
She also gave the period after dinner a name, euphemistically calling it "girls time."
That's right!
This is also another "complete work" plan that David discussed with Mr. Butler, Livlin and others in the afternoon~
. . .
more than an hour later.
Three gentlemen, David, Jellal, and Mr. Butler, were sitting in the corridor on the second floor, holding the "Perfect" and "Bad Review" signs that had been made at short notice.
At Jellal's feet, there was a vinyl record player playing "Love Me Do" by The Beatles. .
A large section of the songs of The Beatles lead singer, John Lennon and Paul McCartney, floated throughout the second floor.
Tonight, the "show" for the ladies begins!
The first person to appear and walk in front of the three male judges was Elena, who has an angelic face and a devilish figure~
Elena, wearing a new black evening dress she bought while shopping in London two days ago, walked up to the three of them, held the hem of her skirt with both hands, and gave a ladylike salute to the judges.
Then, she turned around in a circle, showing off her perfect figure, and then returned to the door of the room along the original path.
David shook his head from side to side, raised the "Perfect" sign in his hand high, and shouted loudly.
"You are so beautiful~Elena!"
"Hahaha~"
Jellal and Mr. Butler, who felt the same way, also raised their "Perfect" signs~
Elena, with perfect scores, got a good start in tonight's "Ladies Dress Up Show"!
. . .
The second person to appear was Livlin, who was also wearing an evening dress~
she was