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The real name of the runny nose is Liu Biti. Back then, his father changed his name to hope that he would write more.
After going to school, Liu Biti didn't know how disgusting the name was.
Liu Biti smiled and said, "You changed the nickname for me back then. I really don't know if I should thank you."
Fang Tian laughed, scratched his head, and said, "Really?"
The reason why Liu Biti is called runny nose is that besides the homonym of the name, there is another reason. This deskmate often catches a cold and has a runny nose. When doing homework or taking exams, he can always be seen sniffing his nose to keep the snot from flowing down. .
This is how the name of the runny nose spread.
The current Liu Biti is no longer the runny nose of the past. He is tall and looks quite strong.
I haven't seen my classmate for several years, so talking about the flower name back then has a kind of intimacy.
Liu Biti poured himself a glass of wine and said with a smile, "You are really forgetful. I am your tablemate, so I can forget it."
"I almost don't even recognize myself." Fang Tian said with a smile: "By the way, runny nose, uh, sorry..."
Liu Bi mentioned hehe once, waved his hand generously and said, "Let's call it a runny nose. It's quite interesting in retrospect."
With that said, Liu Biti filled Fang Tian with a glass of wine.
Fang Tian took a sip of red wine and said, "I heard you were very emotional just now, what's the matter? You liked the monitor very much back then?"
"Yes. Many people know about it." Liu Bi said: "You don't like the monitor, why are you disappointed? I should be sad."
Fang Tian patted him on the back: "At the same table, I deeply sympathize."
"Compassion is useless. She is already the mother of other people's children." Liu Biti raised his head and drank a glass of wine, and said, "Why did she like you and not me back then? To be honest, I really want to beat you up."
Fang Tian said injustice: "Runny nose, I don't know at all. It's not today's class reunion, I don't know she likes me at all. Besides, you have two lines of snot all day long, it's strange if people like you. "
"That's right." Liu Biti looked at Fang Tian and said, "You're so stupid, the squad leader doesn't even know he likes you, I've already found out."
"You found out, why didn't you tell me?"
"Tell you what to do? It's already giving you face if you don't beat you up."
That being said, it was really interesting back then.
Fang Tian smiled and said, "You should know that I like another person."
Liu Biti smiled and said nothing, the person he likes is known not only by the whole class, but also by the whole school.
With some emotion, Liu Biti sighed: "Oh, my goose fell in love with a cat, but the cat fell in love with a dog, and your dog fell in love with Phoenix."
"Get lost, you're the dog." Fang Tian scolded with a smile.
"Yes, I'm single! Haha!" Liu Biti laughed.
Fang Tian looked Liu Biti up and down: "These years, you should have done well, right? It looks much better than me."
Liu Bi said: "It's okay. My dad thought my physique was not very good, so he asked me to study medicine. Not to mention, after studying medicine, I felt much stronger. After graduation, I worked as a doctor in a third-rate hospital. "
Thought it was a tertiary hospital?It turned out to be a third-rate hospital.
This gap in life is really big.
Fang Tian was skeptical, and joked: "Can't tell? You are also a doctor? Can't heal people?"
Talking to each other is very casual, and a joke is harmless.
Liu Biti shook his head and said with a smile: "My specialty won't cure people to death, at most it will make you unable to have children."
Fang Tian was surprised, so scary?
Curious, Fang Tian asked, "What do you do professionally?"
Liu Biti smiled and said, "Guess what? It's specially for giving birth to children."
Specially for giving birth to children?
Fang Tian thought for a while and said, "Obstetrics and Gynecology?"
"No." Liu Biti shook his head while drinking, "Guess again, it is to help many people have children."
Help a lot of people have children?Fang Tian widened his eyes in surprise: "Are you a stallion?"
"Pfft!" Liu Bi took a sip of his drink and squirted wildly: "You are the stallion!"
"Haha!" Fang Tian laughed loudly: "Tell me, I can't guess."
949 949 / black humor
Liu Biti stopped beating around the bush and said directly: "Have you seen those infertility advertisements in the newspaper? I specialize in treating that. Hehe..."
He glanced at Fang Tian's crotch, smiled and said: "If you need this, you can come to me, and for the sake of my classmates, I will give you a [-]% discount!"
"Marry you. Get out." Fang Tian scolded with a smile.
"Haha!" Liu Biti laughed loudly: "There are quite a lot of customers who come to see the doctor every day, the population is booming, and the business is booming!"
Prosperous population, prosperous business?This man wished that men and women all over the world would come to him for treatment if they were infertile.
No matter how Fang Tian thinks of him, he looks like a quack doctor, and he doesn't know how many families have been persecuted?
Dr. Liu looked at Fang Tian, and said seriously: "Student, if you have any unspeakable secrets, you may wish to tell me directly."
"Quack doctor, don't say I know you." Fang Tian snorted and laughed.
Drinking, joking and chatting with my high school tablemate back then, it was quite relaxing.
Here, Liu Biti is the only student who can talk.
Occasionally, there will be a black humor, which is funny and can also touch life at the same time.
Zhang Li came out of the bathroom, Liu Biti looked at her, his eyes dimmed, and said, "Do you know why I said, a hundred times sadder than you?"
"Exaggerate you." Fang Tian said.
"It's not an exaggeration, really." Liu Biti said, "I haven't seen Zhang Li for several years, do you know how I met her?"
Fang Tian didn't speak, just listen to him.
Liu Bi mentioned: "In the train compartment, I heard someone yelling 'Is there a doctor here, someone needs first aid'.
At that time, I rushed over immediately and saw that a pregnant woman was about to give birth.