Rebirth of the Soft Rice King

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This is different.

Dialect Xi said: "If it was you, don't talk about the village flower, you can catch up with a girl who is a hundred times better than her. But brother cow dung, ahem, I don't want to talk about it."

She sniffled and smelled the faint smell of cow dung from Brother Cow Dung, she couldn't help but took two steps back.

Fang Tian was suddenly curious about a question, pointed at Fangyanxi, and looked at Brother Niu Dung: "Do you think she is prettier, or the village flower?"

"Of course it's the beautiful girl!" Niu Dung said without hesitation, looking at Fang Yanxi. "She is skinny and not good-looking."

Fang Yanxi is so angry, I really want to beat the manure brother to death with a stick and use him as fertilizer.

I'm pretty and slim. How many girls in the city lose weight every day and don't have this figure. What kind of vision do you country bumpkins have?Forget it, forget it, if you don't argue with the bumpkin, he will never understand it in his life.

Fang Yanxi's face was a little cold, and Niu Dung was too frightened to look directly at her.

Fang Tiandao: "Brother Niu Dung, in your current situation, it is really impossible to chase after the village flower. Do you want to make a fortune?"

"I want to, but I don't have any skills." Niu Dung Brother sighed.

This cow dung brother has a very low self-esteem, no matter what, he is also a neighbor, so Fang Tian has to help him no matter what.

Life here is really poor. When I come back this time, besides eradicating Ma Dabiao, I really want to change the status quo in my hometown.

Fang Tian asked him: "Do you want to come out and do something? You can't live with the cow for the rest of your life, right?"

Fang Yanxi laughed and said, "It's good to live with cows for a lifetime, they smell similar!"

Fang Tian really wanted to find an apple and stuff it into her mouth!

Brother Niu Dung lowered his head: "I don't have much education, what can I do?"

The original intention was to fight with the second generation ancestor for the sake of the village flower. That person was the principal's grandson, but needless to say, he was kicked out.

Because the family is relatively poor, and the tuition fee is more expensive to transfer to another school, Brother Niu Dung dropped out of school.

I thought about going out to work, but I thought that my parents were old and wanted to be with them, and I was not confident, so I felt that I would not be able to make a name for myself if I went to work in the city, so I stayed in the countryside to farm and raise cattle.

Brother Niu Dung's real name is Fang Dali, why is he called Brother Niu Dung?

In addition to raising cattle, Fang Dali usually has a job, a great environmental protection career - picking up cow dung!

Yes, pick up cow dung!

Cow dung is not without any value, on the contrary, it is of great value, it is a natural fertilizer, and it can be used as fuel after drying!

Whoever looks down on cow dung is really blind.

Fang Tiandao: "I'll introduce you to a job to do express delivery. Do you know about express delivery?"

Although the cow dung brother has no culture, he is not stupid. "Is it the kind that delivers goods to people?"

"Yes, Fang Dali can work if you want to."

Brother Niu Dung insisted: "You should still call me Brother Niu Dung."

Is this flower name honorable?

Fang Tian said with a straight face: "When you come out to work, don't call me by that name."

After thinking about it, the courier information shows that the courier Niu Dung is delivering the package for you.

This is so funny, the little girl is not willing to use this courier company anymore, and she feels a strange smell before it is delivered!

Fang Dali nodded: "But I don't have much culture."

Fang Tian cleared his throat: "This one doesn't need a high degree of education."

Fang Dali hesitated, wondering whether he should agree or not.

Fang Tian bewitched: "Do you want to marry Huahuamei as your wife? As long as you come out to do things, I promise, you can marry Huahuamei as your wife in the future and let her give birth to your baby!"

Can you really fool me?Fang Yanxi covered his forehead.

Brother Niu Dung was moved, and he raised his fist and said, "I want to do express delivery!"

Fang Yanxi laughed. A simple, kind and honest person was fooled like this. Being a courier can accept Huahuamei. How could Huahuamei not be an express delivery.

But Fang Yanxi also knows that his brother is really helping Brother Niu Dung, let alone whether he can marry Hua Huamei, at least it can make Brother Niu Dung's life better, otherwise let alone Huahua Girl with his current situation, rotten tea dregs Not necessarily to see him.

Fang Tian reminded him in advance: "Let me tell you, express delivery is a physical labor, very tiring, you have to think about it."

Fang Dali patted his chest and said: "My cow dung brother has no skills, what can endure hardships is strength!"

Fang Tian is only now looking at him seriously, he is very muscular and looks like a cow.

Scanning around, the small town in my hometown is not crowded, but it is quite big.

"Are you familiar with the various places in this town?"

"There's no place in this town that I don't know, and there's no one I don't know."

Fang Dali has lived here since he was a child, and he is very familiar with this place.

Fang Tian nodded and said: "Okay, report to Haoyun Express tomorrow morning, it's near this village, someone will receive you..."

After thinking about it, he looked at the clothes on his body. There were a lot of patches, some were tattered, and they looked a little prickly.

"Now that you are a courier, you must change your outfit. Also, the smell on your body must be removed."

"What's the smell?" Fang Dali raised his arm in front of his nose and sniffed, but he didn't feel any smell.

Alas, Fang Tian shook his head, being with cow dung all day long, he couldn't feel the smell of cow dung on his body anymore!

If the courier is delivered with a faint smell of cow dung, will the customer still dare to accept the courier?

I bought a piece of cake online and smelled the smell. God knows if it might be a piece of cow dung inside, although the shape is similar!

"What's the smell? Smell it." Fang Dali said, moving towards Fang Tian, ​​the smell became stronger.

Fang Tian kicked him away and kicked him in the stomach, and Brother Cow Dung flew upside down.

"Plop!" Brother Cow Dung fell into the fish pond.

"Get rid of the cow dung smell on your body, and then report to duty." After finishing speaking, Fang Tian and Fang Yanxi left...

Bought supper and returned home.

Fang Tian, ​​Fang Yanxi, and grandma sat at home eating spicy barbecue.