Chapter 213 Ripples of rays of light
Chapter 213 Ripples of rays of light
Xia Chuan continued:
"I said: Beauty, the first time I saw you, I understood deeply that you are the woman I have been waiting for all my life. Come with me. We are all on the same road and shoulder the same mission. That is Save humanity!
The beauty said: How can humans be saved? "
I said: This is a good question!If you are as smart as you, you should know that there is nothing new under the sun. Life is just the same old story over and over again, every day.For example, when it comes to saving lives, dogs are called "return to the flock", pigs are called "jumping hoops", fish are called "biting the flood", chickens, ducks and geese are called "fried flock", horses, cattle and sheep are called "running flock". What do you think people call it?
The beauty said: Guess you, uncle!Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?
I said: I don’t have an uncle, I only have a strong sense of responsibility. As long as I can give hundreds of millions of my descendants a chance to survive, even if it is struck by lightning, even if it is doomed, even if my bones turn to ashes, I will not hesitate...
Before he finished speaking, boom!
More than a dozen dry-weather thunder struck down in the sky.Then I was born again. "
Shiyun laughed so hard that his whole body trembled.
Xia Chuan continued to say affectionately:
"Sister, I have chased you for three lives. One day you will regain your memory. Let's go see ten miles of peach blossoms together. When the light rain falls, your hair will shine, and there will be a few wet strands hanging down your forehead. , crystal water droplets flowed down the river, dripping to the eyebrows, my eyes were behind the thin rain curtain, as light as a lake in the smoke, with water vapor crisscrossing it. I reached out to catch a peach blossom, and wanted to give it to you, you But he whispered softly: Don't move, I'm going to kiss you."
Shiyun sounded very romantic and moved at first, but by the last sentence, he suddenly felt ashamed and angry. He punched Xia Chuan and said fiercely in the dark:
"Just wait patiently for me. If I don't say this, you are never allowed to touch me. Remember?"
"Remember, sister." Xia Chuan changed the subject very obediently: "Sister, what do you like to eat?"
"Wontons, wontons, Chaoshou, dumplings. What about you?"
"Same."
"You lied to your sister once."
"how do you know?"
"I asked Jiang Yuhua."
"Oh, she didn't say, she still needs to be beaten."
"Do you often beat her?"
"Not often, once a month on average."
"Why was it the first time?"
"She said: If one day I lie to you, it will be for your own good."
"She can't lie, but you can. Isn't this a double standard?"
"No, if Xuemei Jiang asks me what I like to eat, I will tell her what I like to eat. I have never told her a lie. But it is different for my sister. I like to eat whatever my sister likes to eat. This is also The truth."
Zuo Shiyun felt warm in his heart, and said with a smile: "Don't move, I want to--" He dragged out a long sound, but said: "Go for a while."
After saying that, she burst into laughter herself.
Unexpectedly, Xia Chuan not only was not disappointed, but actually laughed out loud: "It's time to wait, sister, don't forget to promise me what you promised me. I'll go with you as promised."
Shiyun suddenly collapsed, so he was waiting here?
Her cheeks turned red and she yelled, "You said you wouldn't bully my sister!"
Xia Chuan said seriously: "First, if my sister agrees to something, it is not called bullying. Second, I want to tell my sister some common sense in the bathroom to make her quality of life better."
Shiyun was dumbfounded, "Is there any common sense in the bathroom that I don't understand?"
"Of course. Let me give you a random example. You enter an unfamiliar bathroom. How do you make sure there is no one peeping here?"
Shiyun was immediately stopped by the question and whispered: "Isn't there anyone who can't prove it?"
"It's a joke. If you see it, it's called peeping? Let's go."
Xia Chuan took Shiyun's hand, turned on the light, hugged him first, and then led him into the bathroom triumphantly.
Shiyun stood in front of the mirror with a smile, looked at Xia Chuan and explained: "The easiest place for peeping in the bathroom is the mirror. When you enter a strange bathroom, the first thing you have to do is press your finger on the mirror. "
Zuo Shiyun immediately stretched out a finger and pressed it on the mirror.
"Look sideways. If there is a gap between your finger and the finger in the mirror, it proves that the mirror is normal. If there is no gap and the two fingers are close together, it proves that the mirror is a double-sided mirror. Someone is peeping."
Zuo Shiyun checked it and said, "There is a gap."
"Then it'll be fine." Xia Chuan turned around and found nothing, so he said, "Sister, you can do it now."
Zuo Shiyun's cheeks slowly turned red, "I don't need you to teach me, right? What are you staring at?"
Xia Chuan said shamelessly: "You have to teach me how to do it conveniently."
Zuo Shiyun resisted the urge to beat him up and asked, "What do you mean, my sister won't be able to pee without you?"
Xia Chuan said seriously: "Of course. Tell me first, what is the first step?"
"Put paper on the toilet seat."
"and then?"
"Then sit down." Zuo Shiyun said angrily.
Xia Chuan spread his hands and said, "Look, there's no point in teaching if you don't teach. This is a hotel, not at home. You have to spread a piece of paper on the water so that others can't hear my sister's shushing. The most important thing is, There will be no splashing of mercury to avoid infectious diseases.”
Zuo Shiyun closed his eyes, "Oh my god, I've completely embarrassed women."
When she opened her eyes, she smiled and said: "I only promised not to leave one meter away, but I didn't say I would let you see. When I laid the paper, you turned off the light, remember?"
Xia Chuan was stunned for a moment, while Shiyun smiled proudly.
……
The third grade.
Wang Xiaoshi and Xia Chuan talked about real estate all morning. They felt that they had gained a lot and left happily.
Xia Chuan personally delivered it to the airport.
On the way back, he asked Qian Xiao to take a detour to Hu Sha's house.
Then Xia Chuan waited in the car while Qian Xiao took the key and took out the 10 yuan hidden under the trash can.
He was so impressed that Xia Chuan actually knew where the killer's money was hidden?
Xia Chuan checked that they were all genuine bills, then threw them to Qian Xiao and said: "When Hu Sha was dying, he said that the 10 yuan should be distributed to veterans who had no jobs. You can do it when you have time."
Qian Xiao was immediately in awe, "I will definitely do it well."
……
Zuo Shiyun took Liu Changsheng as a laborer and went shopping in the mall. By the time the two came back with a lot of things, it was already afternoon.
Xia Chuan was sitting on the sofa watching TV. He glanced at it and said in surprise: "There are spring, summer, autumn and winter ones?"
Zuo Shiyun said softly: "Aren't you allowed to change into summer clothes when you come to Hainan? Don't be afraid of trouble, I bought you a suitcase. You can change your clothes first, and we will go to the West Lake."
After half an hour.
Xia Chuan and Shiyun held hands and walked on the Su Causeway in the setting sun.
Liu Changsheng and Qian Xiao followed ten meters behind.
"Sister, don't you have the desire to sing at this time?"
"I only have the desire to listen to songs. I know Liu Yinyin's song was written by you, so sing one for my sister."
"Is there any compensation for singing tonight?"
Shi Yun's autumn waves turned, and the rays of light ripplingly smiled and said: "One meter."
"Leave the lights on."
"Okay, but your song cannot be sung by anyone else. It should only be given to my sister, and it must be appropriate to the occasion."
"It's not that simple. What is genius? It's just a casual touch, and the talent flows out."
Zuo Shiyun's giggle was as melodious as an oriole's.
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