Chapter 639: My eyes are about to explode.
Chapter 639: My eyes are about to explode.
Shiyun went back to the bedroom to rest for a while, and has been writing the second part of "The Three-Body Problem". She knew that when she gave birth to a child, she might not have much time, and Xia Chuan didn't want this to be interrupted.
It wasn't until midnight that Xia Chuan ended the meeting and returned to the bedroom. He walked behind Shiyun and hugged her directly onto the bed.
Shiyun asked with a smile on his face: "They didn't come out again?"
"No." Xia Chuan took off his clothes, turned off the light, hugged Shiyun and began to be gentle, letting his wife have a good dream.
Shiyun pressed his hand and asked, "Do you think they can be happy?"
"Yes." Xia Chuan replied without hesitation: "Don't think that the twisted melon isn't sweet, it's just that it's not ripe yet."
Shiyun said thoughtfully: "Why do I feel that something is wrong? Why doesn't Lu Zheng have a longing for a beautiful love? It seems that it doesn't matter who she marries."
Xia Chuan sighed: "Some things can be understood without experience. You have to look at who his father is. That is equivalent to the level of a doctoral tutor. Furthermore, it is not that Lu Zheng has not experienced it, although it was only for a short time. love, but for him, that is eternal love, and his life is fulfilling enough.
Therefore, Xiaoyun is more suitable for him. There is a big gap, but Xiaoyun will cherish it desperately. Luzheng can be his true self without hiding it. I just have someone in my heart, but I am responsible for you.
Xiaoyun doesn't care, she knows her own weight, so neither of them is tired.They will become happier and happier, and this is the most stable marriage. "
Shiyun asked in confusion: "How short can his love be forever?"
"1 minutes."
Shiyun was stunned for a moment, "What kind of fool are you talking about? Isn't that called unrequited love?"
"No, the two really loved each other. From the beginning to the end, it only took one minute. The girl was hit by a car because she was too excited. I think that image is engraved in Lu Zheng's mind, and even the Seven Fairies can't erase it when they come to earth."
Shiyun was suddenly stunned, it turned out to be so eternal.
That Xiaoyun really doesn't care, not for the rest of her life.
"By the way, you said Xiaoyun would cherish it desperately, so why don't you give it to him tonight?" Shiyun asked.
Xia Chuan asked back: "Xiaoyun I think so, but have you prepared protective equipment?"
Shiyun was stunned: "Why do you need me to prepare?"
"Then who did you ask to prepare? Lu Zheng definitely can't do it. How can Xiaoyun take out a box of condoms by herself? Can she do it? What will happen to me to Xiaoyun?"
Only then did Shiyun realize that she was the only suitable person. If she didn't do this, Xiaoyun would be depressed to death.
"There's still time." She stood up immediately.
Xia Chuan hurriedly stopped: "Sister, if you go now, don't you know what I asked you to give?"
Shiyun suddenly became angry: "You still have to be innocent, right? Okay, I will give it to Xiaoyun in front of everyone tomorrow morning."
"It doesn't matter, I'll take the first step." Xia Chuan said with a long smile.
Shiyun chuckled: "I'm going to rob you. Go to sleep."
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The next morning, when Xia Chuan was woken up by Shiyun, he found that she was already dressed, groomed and dignified, and said with a smile: "Sister, let's go first."
Xia Chuan reluctantly started to get dressed.
When Shiyun arrived at the restaurant, everyone had gathered again and breakfast had been set.
Xiaoyun asked in confusion: "Sister-in-law, why did you come out alone, where is your brother?"
Shiyun walked up to Xiaoyun, caressed her shoulders and looked at Xiaoyun's face carefully. Everyone looked amused. What can you tell?
Xiao Yun naturally understood, her cheeks turned slightly red and she said, "Sister-in-law, what are you looking for?"
Shiyun breathed a sigh of relief and said: "It's okay. Xiaoyun, you have to learn to protect yourself. It will be troublesome if you are pregnant. Some people want to show their dignity and not have children. There are not many people who respect life and can protect it as much as your brother. Come on, I’ll give you this as a spare.”
While talking, he took out a box of things and put them generously in Xiaoyun's pocket.
Ma Xiaoyun was the first to look up to the sky and laugh, and everyone smiled.
Xiaoyun had lowered her head in shame, but she did not refuse. On the contrary, she was extremely happy. My sister-in-law was so considerate.
Only Lu Zheng looked depressed. When Shiyun sat down, he asked, "Shiyun, can't my character protect Xiaoyun from harm?"
Before Shi Yun could say anything, the old man slapped the table, startling everyone, and asked sternly: "Are you a good-looking sister-in-law?"
Everyone immediately admired him, he was also a person who abided by order.
Lu Zheng squinted and said, "Don't chirp. What if you scare the fetus? You asked me to call you sister-in-law. What did you agree to do yesterday?"
When everyone heard it, it turned out that Lu Zheng had something to say first. This seemed understandable. He was older than Xia Chuan and was unwilling to lose, so he took the opportunity to put forward some conditions to find a way out.
But the old Taoist said: "I didn't ask you to call me brother, but are you older than my sister-in-law?"
Lu Zheng glared and said, "Where can I have a sister-in-law without a brother?"
Snapped!The old man slapped the table again: "You mean, if my brother dies, my sister-in-law will become a girl?"
Everyone burst into laughter, and Chu Anning and his wife both smiled, even though they were experienced in sophistry.
Lu Zheng didn't bother to talk logic to him, and simply said: "You are unbalanced just because you call me sister-in-law and I call you Shiyun, right?"
When everyone saw it, it was time to test the character of the veteran.
The old Taoist chuckled: "That's right. You can either call me sister-in-law or go out to duel with me. It's your choice."
Everyone was dumbfounded, saying that the character of the old Taoist was fine, but this was just a bad thing. Lu Zheng was not a brainless person, so how could he dare to duel with the old Taoist.
However, Lu Zheng said leisurely: "Okay, whether you win or not is a matter of level, and whether you can compare or not is a matter of character. I will duel with you."
Everyone was startled, Xiao Yun was stunned, and Chu Anning and his wife's smiles froze.
The old Taoist suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Don't say that I am bullying you. I am blindfolded and holding my hands behind my back. If you can win, I don't need to call you sister-in-law. In addition, I suggest you stop eating to avoid vomiting."
Bobo and the others suddenly became very excited, this was a great fight.
Ma Xiaoyun shouted excitedly: "Old Taoist, I give you full marks for your character!"
But Shiyun and others understand that there is no difference between the old Taoist blindfolded and his eyes open. How can a pair of feet still win against Lu Zheng?Just don't kick him to death.
Lu Zheng was about to speak when suddenly Xia Chuan's voice came: "What's going on? Who is competing?"
Ma Xiaoyun secretly thought that it was a pity that the spoiler was coming.
Lu Zheng smiled and told the story.
Xia Chuan sat down and said with a smile: "Stop competing. You are not an experienced opponent. He doesn't use any skills. He can beat you with just one kick. And with just one move, you can lose countless times in a row. Hundreds of tricks, quick answers." Fight Wu Jie, he is ten times faster than you."
Everyone suddenly broke into sweat, the emotional gap was so huge, it seemed like Lu Zheng had to be called sister-in-law.
However, Lu Zheng said leisurely:
"I only agreed to a duel, but did I say a fist fight?"
Everyone is stunned. Are you still competing with guns?Isn't that a big deal?
Hahaha, the old Taoist suddenly took out a Colt pistol from his arms and slapped it in front of Lu Zheng: "I asked you to fire ten shots in a row. I will stand five meters in front of you. If you can hit one shot, it counts." You win!"
Everyone's mouths suddenly opened wide, as if their necks were being strangled and lifted up, and their eyes almost exploded.
But Ma Xiaoyun roared excitedly: "Old Taoist, your character is [-]% perfect!"
Everyone staggered, damn it, no matter how they looked at him, he looked like an alien who had infiltrated the human race.It seems that the Taoist ranks the character according to the amount of alcohol, while Ma Xiaoyun ranks the character according to the kung fu?What's so weird about this?
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