Chapter 423 The Story of Pig 8 and the Farmer
Chapter 423 The Story of Pig 8 and the Farmer
"O three-faced soul, please use a hot iron to sear his tongue and the palms of his hands so that he cannot tell lies or swear false oaths." Sunday closed his eyes and prayed softly.
"Let's get started. I don't have anything to prepare." Gefeimu nodded slightly.
"Yes." Sunday whispered, "Let me ask you, have you always been pious to your God and never worshipped other gods?"
"Of course." Gopher said calmly.
"Do you love your God as yourself, always remembering His admonitions?"
"Of course."
“Have you rebelled from the path your God intended and failed His name?”
"never had."
"Do you make presumptuous demands on your God, seeking to do more than a creature should?"
"never had."
"Then, one last question," Sunday whispered. "Can you swear to fulfill all your promises, past, present, and future?"
"Star God, if what I said is untrue or I break my promise, I will bear the curse according to the law." Gophermu said in a deep voice.
Iris sneered, her eyes full of contempt. She thought Sunday and Gopherwood looked like Zhu Bajie and the farmer.
It is said that Tang Monk and his two disciples were passing through the Flaming Mountain. They were so hot and thirsty that they were sweating profusely.
Zhu Bajie, who was in charge of begging for alms, suddenly saw a farmland in the distance at the foot of the mountain. There were ripe tomatoes in the field. He couldn't resist and ate them all.
Zhu Bajie just stood up and was about to pat his belly and run away, but when he looked up, he suddenly saw the farmer with a hoe glaring at him and cursing, "You fat-headed, big-eared pig monster! Did you eat the tomatoes I planted?"
Zhu Bajie touched his belly, shook his head and said, "I, an old pig, am as sure as a nail. I didn't eat your tomatoes, so I didn't eat your tomatoes. How come you, a farmer, are still accusing me?"
The farmer was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, pointing to the empty farmland next to him, meaning that could it be that all the tomatoes on this field had turned into spirits and flew away?
Zhu Bajie felt a little aggrieved, thinking that, “I, the old pig, ate your tomatoes, but I, the old pig, did not touch the tomatoes you grew at all, let alone eat them. I, the old pig, had never even seen tomatoes.”
The current scene is like that of Zhu Bajie and the farmer. At first glance, all the questions asked on Sunday are perfect, and Gopher's answers are also impeccable.
It was enough to make them let down their guard, open their hearts to the Lord of the Gopher Wood Dream, and believe that he was a good comrade standing in the same trench.
But the problem is that every question and answer between the two brothers was a routine planned in advance.
Sunday asked if you like to eat? Gopher said I like to eat. Sunday asked if you really like to eat again. Gopher said I really like to eat!
But what do you like to eat? Tomatoes or cherry tomatoes? Durian or stinky tofu? What about such a big prefix? Did you two eat it? Iris was full of contempt.
"He sees your faith and approves of it, and that proves—"
"Please wait a moment."
Walter suddenly interrupted Sunday before he could finish his words. Iris pricked up her ears, full of anticipation.
"What's wrong, Mr. Walter?" Sunday turned and looked at Walter.
"Well, everyone, I have another question that I hope to be answered." Walter said in a deep voice, with wisdom reflected in his pupils under his glasses, "As far as I know, the harmony and prosperity of a family has never relied on so-called laws..."
"Is the god you two just mentioned really that Hippie?"
Iris's eyes were filled with surprise, and she thought that he was indeed getting stronger as he got older, and he indeed had the wisdom and demeanor of the older generation of heroes who saved the world.
She seemed to see a red bow tie on Walter's tie, a children's watch on his wrist with an anesthetic needle built in, and a smart blue children's suit.
"Mr. Walter should know that the family members are as close as brothers and sisters. Under His light, they embrace unity and are of one mind. All the two minds are exposed in the face of harmony." Gopherm said in a deep voice, "Such a delicate and complex piece of music, if it is not the Lord God Hippe, which other god can perfectly reconcile it?"
"Perfect harmony..." Walter's eyes sparkled as he walked up to Gophermu. "That's the problem. It's not the external enemy that's changing the harmony, but the dissonance that's secretly born from this movement."
"In the distant past, there was a star god who existed in the world. He plucked his knuckles and wove the laws of the galaxy. His followers formed an outer celestial choir and spread solemn and majestic hymns to the entire universe."
"Later, He fell. The path of this star god collided with Harmony, and was swallowed and assimilated by the latter. The chorus that resounded throughout the universe fell silent for a time, and when it sounded again, it had become a hymn of Harmony..."
"Even if the Star God perishes, it will leave behind an ownerless fate. In the harmony that embraces everything...naturally, the noises of the past may quietly grow." Walter said slowly.
Gopher was silent for a while, then said in a low voice, "Mr. Walter... being overly sensitive is never a good thing, especially when you are alone and helpless."
"Huh, that's true, but how do you judge that I'm isolated and helpless?" Walter glanced at Iris out of the corner of his eye.
Iris was stunned by the sudden glance from Wattel and thought to herself, are you thinking of me as a reinforcement?
In terms of fighting ability, I am not even as good as that idiot Xing. Do you expect me to punch Gopher Wood and step on Sunday? Iris cried in her heart.
"For the sake of our great cause, please let them take a break on Sunday." After a pause, Gopher glanced at Theresa, who had a gloomy face, and said, "And you, Theresa, I still have higher expectations of you."
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"Continuing from the last chapter, a heavy rain saved you from falling in the desert."
"This rain has extinguished the anger in your heart. You look at your companions who have lost their fighting spirit and want to comfort them." The physical judge said in a deep voice, "At this moment, what actions will you take to make them laugh?"
Xing was silent for a while, then suddenly leaned close to Liuying's ear and whispered softly, "Remember, it was Liuying who sent you off for the last time."
Liuying was stunned for a moment, but Jiang Fan raised his eyebrows and the corners of his mouth slightly rose.
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