Collection of strange powers and chaotic gods

Chapter 137 The ghost who speaks northern Mandarin

During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, Wu Yuncong, who was the transport envoy (official in charge of transportation affairs) of Hedong (referring to present-day southwestern Shanxi Province), was promoted and transferred back to the capital after his term of office expired, where he served as a doctor in the Ministry of Justice (equivalent to the current Ministry of Justice). Deputy Minister).

Outside the mansion where Wu Yuncong lived in Beijing, there was an open-air stage, where social operas were occasionally performed.

At this time, the maid of Wu Yuncong's family would hold Wu Yuncong's young master and go out to watch the performance.

One time, while watching a play, the young master had an urgent need to urinate. The maid had no time to take him home, so she let him urinate on the roadside.

Who knew that the young master just finished peeing and suddenly started crying.

The maid coaxed him for a long time, but the young master was still crying and fussing.

The servant girl was very strange and didn't know why, so she had to go home with the young master in her arms.

At night, the young master suddenly said in a northern accent: "You kid, why are you so rude! You peed on my head?! I have formed a knot with you! Don't try to untie it easily!" "

As soon as he finished speaking, the young master spent the whole night making noisy and crying.

Wu Yuncong saw an evil ghost dare to come to the home of a dignified court official to cause trouble, and he suddenly became furious!

Early the next morning, he wrote the ultimatum, ran to the City God's Temple, and burned it to the local City God.

He complained: "I am a southerner, and my dog ​​accidentally bumped into a ghost who spoke northern Mandarin. The child made an unintentional mistake, but the evil ghost was very rampant and came to my house to cause trouble. It is really hateful. Extremely great! Please ask the City God to catch this evil ghost for me! Hold him accountable for his crimes!"

Strangely enough, after being manipulated like this, the young master of the Wu family did not cry or make any fuss that night, and slept peacefully.

But the good times didn't last long. On the night of the third day, the young master fell ill again, crying and crying like before.

It seemed like there was more than one ghost coming this time, because the young master kept changing different voices in his mouth, speaking in northern Mandarin.

Although these voices are not from a ghost, they are nothing more than accusing Wu Yuncong of not going to the City God's Temple to complain: "You are just an official, and you bullied our fourth child like this! Our brothers are here to avenge him today. It's up to you Come and ask for some soju! If you don’t let us drink it to make us happy, we won’t let you go!”

Mrs. Wu was so annoyed by their quarrel that she had no choice but to say: "I'll just give you a drink! Stop making trouble!"

So, a servant immediately brought soju.

I saw that one ghost finished drinking, and the other ghost wanted to drink again.

When he was happy with his drink, he went even further and asked for a blood enema from the Yang family outside the front door as an appetizer.

In this way, they spent another noisy night.

After Wu Yuncong came home and saw such a scene, he immediately became furious. He stepped forward and slapped his son in the face, and cursed: "You are a slave dog, you actually forcefully twist your tongue and imitate people speaking in northern Mandarin! Do this again!" Speak and I will continue to fight!”

However, those ghosts were not afraid of his threat at all.

If you want to fight, you can fight, but those who want to talk will do so!

Wu Yuncong had no choice but to go to the City God to complain.

He complained: "Those ghosts who speak northern Mandarin are here to harass us again! Please ask the City God to punish them severely!"

That night, I heard the sound of whipping coming from the young master of the Wu family.

I also heard a ghost saying: "Please, don't fight! Let's just leave!"

Soon after, it calmed down.

The young master of the Wu family was cured of his crying illness!