roccoschili Chapter 209 Half Immortal King 3
Chapter 209 Half Immortal King 3
It is said that during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a man named Tao Huian in Jiangxi. He was the fifth child in his family.
He married a certain wife, who was usually very virtuous. One day, for no apparent reason, she suddenly had a quarrel with her mother-in-law.
While they were arguing, Tao's wife suddenly jumped into the air, flew to the roof, sat on the tiles, and laughed.
Tao Hui'an was shocked: "How come I don't know when my wife started practicing Qing Gong? What if such a high house falls down?"
So, he quickly called his wife down, but she still kept laughing. Neither agreed nor came down.
At this time, Tao Hui'an's mother also began to regret: It was a trivial matter, but now the noise caused her daughter-in-law to jump on the roof. If she fell to death and was injured, wouldn't her son hate her to death? !
But the majesty of the mother-in-law could not be dispensed with, so she asked her family members to come together to greet her daughter-in-law.
Tao's wife pretended to be reserved, and after everyone greeted her again and again, she jumped off the roof.
When Tao Hui'an was about to ask his wife if she knew Qinggong when she was at her parents' home, Tao's wife spoke first.
But her opening made everyone in the Tao family shocked!
Because when she spoke, it was a man's voice!
And it’s not a Jiangxi accent!
I just heard her say in a Beijing accent: "I am Wang Laosan from Tianjin Wei. Who knows about me in the local area? Everyone knows! This year, I am already one hundred and thirty years old."
I moved from the north to the south and have lived here for seventy years. This room turned out to be the former residence of the Hanlin Master Jiang Shiquan (a Qing Dynasty dramatist and writer. A native of Qianshan, Jiangxi Province. From official to Hanlin Academy editor). I even saw him when he was just born. "
When the Tao family heard this, they were all shocked.
Tao Hui'an composed himself. Asked: "So are you a ghost? Or a fox fairy?"
Tao's wife (actually Wang Laosan) smiled and said: "I am neither a ghost nor a fox fairy. I am a cultivator of immortals, and now I am a half-immortal. The place where I live was demolished by your fifth master. Let me There is no place to settle down.
It has been seven days since I could only stand on the eaves! I couldn't stand being cold and hungry anymore, so I had to possess your wife. You guys hurry up and get some food, I'm so hungry, I have to fill my stomach first! "
The Tao family hurriedly went to order noodles for him. I don't know if he had a big appetite or he was very hungry, but he actually ate five kilograms of noodles in one sitting.
The Fifth Master mentioned by Mr. Wang is actually Tao Huian.
However, everyone in the Tao family was very surprised because they didn't remember when Tao Hui'an demolished the house, so they asked him: "Our fifth master has not demolished the house, why do you say that?"
Wang Laosan said: "What he demolished was not the house you lived in, but my house!"
Everyone was even more surprised: "Why do we still have the house where you live in our house? Where is it?"
Wang Laosan said: "It's just under the courtyard pillar in the east wing."
When he said this, Tao Hui'an remembered something.
It turned out that Tao Hui'an had received a thousand ancient coins and wanted to make them green to appear older.
So, he dug a hole under the courtyard pillar in the east wing and buried the ancient coins in it.
In this case, the residence that Wang Laosan mentioned was there, and the so-called demolition of the house must have been caused by Tao Huian's destruction of his residence while digging a hole.
Everyone in the Tao family asked again: "The fifth master did this. Since you hate the fifth master, why don't you possess him and cause trouble?"
Wang Laosan said: "There is a square seal in his palm. I am afraid, so I dare not attach it to him."
After hearing this, Tao Hui'an hurriedly looked at his palm, and sure enough, there were square palm prints on it. I couldn't help but secretly wonder: How did he know about things that I usually didn't notice?
At this time, Tao Hui'an's mother scolded Wang Laosan and said: "Since you claim to be a half-immortal, you should know the difference between men and women, but why are you still pestering my daughter-in-law?"
Tao's wife bowed like a man and said, "I'm sorry, madam! I know it's rude of me to do this, but if I don't attach myself to your daughter-in-law, then it will be difficult for me to meet my own requirements!"
But I still know that there are differences between men and women, so I don't allow her to sleep at night and keep her eyes open all the time, just to avoid suspicion. Besides, I am already so old and I am a Taoist, so how can I still have evil thoughts? "
Everyone in the Tao family asked again: "Then what do you want?"
Wang Laosan said: "My requirements are not high. Send me a place where I can live."
Everyone asked: “What needs to be done??”
Wang Laosan said: "Please use the hand with the palm print to write 'Mr. Wang San's God's Head' on the red paper, and then stick it to the east on the pine tree by the lake, so that I can leave." ”
Everyone in the Tao family was eager to send him away immediately and hurriedly did what he said.
Then Wang Laosan said: "I still need new clothes, new hats and new shoes, so I can leave in glory."
Everyone went to the Mingyi Store to buy clothes, hats, shoes and socks made of paper, and planned to burn them together.
Who knows, just when he was about to light the fire, Wang Laosan laughed again and said: "I am an ordinary person with an average head. I have never read any books and have never donated an official. How come I bought this kind of golden hat?! Hurry up and replace it. !Change it quickly!"
When everyone took a look, the paper hat they just bought from the store indeed had a gold top. So I quickly had someone take it and replace it.
Tao Hui'an personally took the paper tablet he wrote and sent it to the pine tree by the east lake to stick it up.
As soon as he posted it and was about to leave, he heard someone in the air thanking him repeatedly.
From then on, the Tao family's home was safe, and nothing strange happened again.
After the incident, Tao Hui'an asked his wife in private if she knew Qing Gong? Why did you jump to the roof all of a sudden?
The wife laughed and said: "My husband is joking, I don't know how to do Qinggong!"
Tao Hui'an asked again: "What's going on?"
The wife said: "When I was arguing with my mother-in-law, I suddenly saw a short man with a beard in the sky and lifted me to the roof with his hands. I don't know what happened next."
Besides, when Wang Laosan was at home, clinging to Tao's wife and causing trouble before leaving, someone from Tao's family asked him whether he was good or bad, and some were able to answer it, while others were not.
If I ask too many questions, I won’t answer them at all.
When he asked again, he said: "I want to answer, it's actually not difficult, but you should also pity your wife and let her spend less energy."
During this period, Wang Laosan also wrote a few poems, but the writing was vulgar and the sentences did not make sense. The signature read "Mr. Wang San is happy".