Chapter 586 Brother Ling Er
Chapter 586 Brother Ling Er
"Exploitation?" The rogue farmer scratched his head and laughed, "Actually, it's not so bad. Compared to the price of several million gold coins for a ticket, we're just selling our labor, so we're not really being ripped off."
"&...¥&%"
Nearby, all the explorers who had paid for tickets felt like they'd been shot in the knee.
The rogue farmer cautiously observed Qin Youyou.
As a rogue cultivator, he had actually heard of this young man named Mu Feigun before. He was ranked ninety-eighth on the Wind and Cloud Ranking. He had reached the mid-stage of the Battle Master level and could be considered the number one weakling on the Wind and Cloud Ranking throughout the ages.
But what caught his attention this time was not the boy's extraordinary talent that had made rapid progress to the peak of the God of War.
Rather, it was this unassuming young man who, when playing zombies before, summoned a mystical beauty and an imposing handsome man, who devoured the gray mist and took the lives of the actors in his hands!
Regarding the identity of this young man, he and many other rogue cultivators who acted as actors had a terrifying guess.
At that moment, realizing what he had said, he broke out in a cold sweat and slapped himself: "I misspoke, I misspoke. The sucker I just mentioned doesn't include you."
Qin Youyou was slightly surprised. Why was this uncle being so polite to her?
She waved her hand dismissively and laughed, "It's okay, we didn't spend any money."
She and the Holy Knights' grandparents got in for free, that's the truth.
As soon as he finished speaking, the surroundings fell silent.
The Lan brothers gritted their teeth: "Brother Flying Stick, you didn't spend any money?"
The grandparents from the Holy Knight faction looked on in surprise: "Oh, you all paid?"
Everyone: "Otherwise what? You really don't have any?"
Grandparents: "No, we got in for free."
Everyone was stunned: "How is this possible!"
Grandparents: "Why not? Fei Gun praised the little robot as cute, and it gave us free tickets."
Qin Youyou stroked her chin, thinking to herself, it probably wasn't because she was praised for being cute. After all, the money she gave out would eventually return to her account, so the system had no need to go through the trouble. No wonder the system kept notifying her of incoming funds.
Qin Jiyu, Xiao Feiyun, and the archaeology students silently drifted by: "We also got a discount, 20% off."
Everyone was bewildered, gritting their teeth: "%¥¥……%!"
The Star Clan secretly cursed their father.
That damn robot must have been acting crazy back then; instead of charging three million gold coins per ticket, it charged eight million! They were furious and wanted to beat up the little robot, but in addition to charging eight million per ticket, it also fined them thirty million gold coins each!
At this moment, the Star Clan all came to their senses.
Damn it, we've been fooled by these ruins.
What's even more infuriating is that out of all the people in the audience, they were the only ones who were treated like fools.
Everyone's hearts were bleeding.
What are they doing at these ruins?!
Do they have no principles?!
A simple compliment about cuteness gets you a free ticket—such differential treatment makes the three million gold coins they spent seem insignificant.
The thought of their family's savings being completely depleted made them want to vomit blood. They regretted not being more charming back then. Sure enough, their mothers were right: a silver tongue won't cost you anything, but a sweet tongue can get you far.
They only understand this now, but it's too late.
Hua Xiange frowned deeply. Mu Feigun was so sweet-talking; no wonder even the little robot couldn't resist his charm. He couldn't let his guard down.
He secretly vowed that he would resolutely avoid dealing with this guy in the upcoming exploration.
Ying Linlin didn't care about any of that. He went straight to the point and asked the rogue farmer, "What should we do next?"
As a hired NPC, the farmer stood up straight dutifully: "This village is very large, but there are too few farmers. You just need to plant spiritual plants in these fields, and you can leave after the harvest."
"So simple?" The explorers were overjoyed and asked, "Where are the seeds? Let's start planting right now."
"Oh, it's with Brother Ling Er."
Ling Er? Upon hearing this name, Qin Youyou's heartstrings twitched, a familiar feeling lingered in her heart, and her eyes became a little hot.
Someone asked, "Ling Er? Who is he, and where is he?"
The farmer pointed to a small hut not far away: "In that hut over there, Brother Ling Er is sleeping. If you wake him up, he will be angry. But if the fields are not successfully sown before sunset, you will be punished by heaven."
"Huh?" Everyone frowned, realizing that this job was not easy.
The Star Clan member, disguised as a half-blood, asked, "Can you give us any more hints?"
The rogue cultivators had been on the same team as the Star Clan before. When buying tickets, they even fantasized about borrowing some money from these beautiful guys, but instead received only merciless ridicule.
Upon hearing their questions, the rogue farmer rolled his eyes and said, "You think you're worthy?"
The Star Clan choked. They were used to being high and mighty, and had never been mocked like this by ants.
Immediately, one of the men couldn't contain himself and swung his fist at the farmer, who disdainfully crossed his arms, neither blocking nor dodging.
"Boom!" Before the Star Clan's fist could even touch the farmer cultivator, a bolt of lightning struck down from the sky, causing him to convulse and scream incoherently.
If it weren't for the fact that the mixed-race skin was tough enough, this minor punishment would have almost exposed the Star Clan's true form.
"Attacking staff members of this ruin will result in one electric shock warning; the entire team will be affected by the NPCs' malice, lasting for five hours."
The other Starfolk's pupils contracted; the entire team was affected, which didn't sound like a good thing.
This is really not good news.
Everyone grimaced as they watched the once handsome young man turn into a coal duster with black smoke billowing from his head, wiping away sweat with lingering fear.
Baga Yalu, who was lagging behind the group, felt a hint of pleasure in his eyes after seeing the Star Clan being punished, but he still hated Ying Linlin more than the Star Clan.
"Wait, what does 'umpixi' mean by malice? What is 'umpixi'?"
Apart from Qin Youyou, no one here understands English, and no one has ever played video games.
She silently thought to herself, "It's the malice of the rogue farmers and Ling Er and others."
The little reasoning prince Ying Linlin frowned and meticulously deciphered the mystery: "Hmm, diarrhea? It probably means that when they poop, they have diarrhea from their butt."
Upon hearing these words, the Star Clan's fake face turned pale with fright.
They're purple bones that don't eat or drink, would they do this too?
Qin Youyou hadn't intended to speak, but suddenly her eyes lit up: "That's right, that's exactly what I mean! I'm sure! You guys will get diarrhea!"
She is the creator goddess, and based on her current understanding of herself, she should possess some of the ability to make her words come true.
But she didn't know how much of what she said would come true, especially in this ruin.
Previously, when she lost control in the corridor, she tried to order the grandparents to leave, but she failed.
She guessed that in this system-controlled ruin, the system's will needed to align with her own for her words to be effective.
She said that on purpose to verify her conjecture.
then……
“Puff, puff—”
The StarClan members stared wide-eyed and covered their backsides.
They were dumbfounded.
Everyone was disgusted by the stench.
Qin Youyou was pleasantly surprised.
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