Chapter 282 Social Death Progress 50%
Chapter 282 Social Death Progress 50%
I’m Sines. I thought that as long as I reminded Narcida not to leak the news, no accidents would happen. If it weren’t for Paimon’s appearance, which was such a coincidence, I would have believed it!
"Hey, Sines, I didn't expect you to have such a side~"
Paimon's eyes immediately turned into a funny look, and she even flew in front of Hines and imitated him.
"Woman, you've successfully caught my attention, hahahahaha...ah!"
Paimon's laughter stopped abruptly, like a rooster that was crowing but had its neck pinched.
Hines withdrew his right hand from holding Paimon's head, and instead grabbed Paimon's collar, saying with a smile on his face and very kindly,
"Paimon, you didn't hear anything just now, right?"
"How is that possible? I clearly..."
Paimon's voice was cut off again, like a TV with a bad signal.
As for the similarities between the two, of course you can give them a couple of pats when something goes wrong and ask them to work according to your ideas.
Now, that's what Shines did. He took out an apple from his backpack and with a little effort, the apple turned into apple juice.
"You didn't hear anything, did you?"
Paimon looked at Hines' left hand which was dripping with apple juice and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
"Can you get me a glass of juice? I promise, after I drink it, I will definitely not remember what you said, 'Woman, you successfully caught my attention', promise!"
However, Paimon's confident look made Hines even more uneasy.
As we all know, Paimon's mouth is no different than a full bladder, and once it opens, neither can stop!
But he couldn't really delete her memory. Not to mention treating a friend, even treating a stranger, Hines didn't think it was polite to tamper with other people's memories.
Of course, special circumstances are excluded, such as Sanbing, who has become the Jinchūriki of forbidden knowledge. For the safety of Sumeru, he still needs to be forgotten by the world.
"Paimon, remember what you said..."
Hines sighed silently, squeezed a glass of apple juice and handed it to Paimon, then he looked up and saw Ying standing at the door, at a loss.
Hines: ....
I am Hines. I originally thought that by shutting Paimon's mouth I could completely seal this dark history. If I hadn't seen Ying, I might have believed it.
They looked at each other in silence. Hines just felt very tired. He even wanted to say that he was dead and asked people to burn some paper for him.
"Uh, don't worry, I just got here, I don't know anything, and I definitely didn't hear what Paimon said!"
You've already exposed yourself!
Hines walked stiffly to the wall, squatted on the ground and kept drawing circles, muttering something like, "It's not me, I was possessed, I should have strangled myself at that time."
If a stranger had seen him like this, Hines would probably be on his way to the desert by now.
+1 for the village defender of Aru Village!
Nashida, Ying and Paimon looked at the hopeless Sines and wondered what to make of him.
I want to laugh, but I can’t! *3
Egolia lowered her head, trying to minimize her presence. She had originally found Sines's madness quite amusing, but now...
Well, it seems to be the same now. Except for the two parties involved, the other onlookers are quite happy.
After a moment, Nashida was the first to adjust her facial expression. She patted Egolia and gave her a comforting look before walking towards Sines.
"Hines, you don't have to worry about it. Apart from the few people in Jingshan Palace, no one else will know about this."
Sines looked up at Narcida, and at this moment he felt that Narcida was like an angel.
After Nashida finished speaking, Paimon also spoke quickly.
"That's right, why would we tell anyone about this? Even if someone offered me 10...er, 3 kebab rolls, I wouldn't betray you!"
Hines's face quickly turned cold. He looked at Paimon calmly and said in his heart,
As expected, it's safest to silence Paimeng. This will give us a few more dishes for dinner tonight: steamed emergency food, braised emergency food, and emergency food salad...
Nashida, who was trying to enlighten Shines with her telepathic reading, broke out in a cold sweat. She even wanted to say,
Paimon, shut up! You're going to become emergency food soon!
Fortunately, Hines was just thinking about it, and Paimon was safe for the time being, unless...
Paimon really thought he was emergency food, so he made a big fuss about Hines's dark history.
After some meaningless promises and oaths, Paimon finally won the little trust that Shines had.
The reliability of this trust is comparable to "you found a toilet in your dream".
That’s right, no one would believe in the toilet in a dream, and similarly, Hines didn’t believe in Paimon, so in the following time, Hines planned to follow Paimon closely and never separate!
"Um, Sines, I need to go to the bathroom..."
Paimon, who was being held by the collar by Sines, weakly raised her hand, and her stomach even made a cooperative "gurgling" sound.
Actually, this cannot be blamed on Paimon. The first meal after the long journey was boiled ragi full of Xumi characteristics... the food was made by that restaurant that had no customers.
The fact that Paimon has been able to hold on until now shows that she is in great shape. If it were someone with an irregular lifestyle who eats midnight snacks for breakfast, they would probably have ended up in the toilet right after finishing their meal.
But this is also good news. Even if they fall asleep, there is no need to worry about bedwetting, because there are no sheets on the toilet.
Looking at Paimon's distorted expression, Hines sighed deeply.
"Go quickly..."
Paimeng broke free from his restraints and rushed out of Jingshan Palace in a hurry, hoping that the toilet was not far away.
As soon as Paimon left, the atmosphere in the Jingshan Palace became depressing, and Hines and Egolia had no intention of starting a conversation.
Nashida was too embarrassed to speak up. After all, it was she who accidentally revealed the matter to Paimon. But why didn't we sense Paimon's approach?
If I'm not good at fighting, then what about Sines? Why can't he sense it?
However, Hines also wants to know the answer to this question!
He didn't understand. What skills did you need to travel normally?
Hines attributed Paimon's silent appearance to her ability to make herself disappear.
But, damn Paimon, what life-saving skills do you use when you're in a hurry? Don't you have a cooldown?
(PS: This part of the story is not visible from the player's perspective, as it takes place during the two days of waiting for the banquet to begin)
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