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Barrage.
"What should I do? Should I call the police?"
"Hahaha."
"It's really speechless, why call the police?"
"Where did little brother Wen Ruo get dragged?"
"I look like... the direction of the bedroom..."
"Oh my god, the master finally stopped betraying people!"
"Mobile phone, bring your mobile phone, I want to watch the live broadcast!"
"+1"
"+2"
"+3"
"..."
[To be continued]
Chapter 342 The Crashed Yifei
"I thought...."
"Oh, what a disappointment!"
"That's right! What about the live broadcast in the bedroom?"
"..."
The audience was very disappointed, and Zhuge Wenruo was also very disappointed.
My master actually asked me to accompany her to meet Lao Wang next door? !
What about the bedroom?
Wait, these water friends are talking about the bedroom!
It made Lao Tzu happy for nothing!
……
Yifei's excavator house.
The old Wang next door finally showed his true colors.
Fortunately, he is a middle-aged chubby uncle wearing glasses.
"Old Wang, I'm not very satisfied with the design plan you sent me before. When I was taking a shower yesterday, I suddenly had an inspiration, so I drew it." Yifei spread out the design drawing he had drawn.
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
If he read it correctly, this is the shower curtain door of the bathroom?
It was the first time he had seen the design drawing drawn on the shower curtain.
Wait, that's not the point!
The point is that there is no door in the bathroom!
cough cough cough.
calm down.
Lao Wang was also very surprised, but he didn't say anything, but carefully looked at the design drawing drawn by Hu Yifei.
Yifei: "Old Wang, take a good look, if there is no problem, hurry up and start working!"
Nodding, Old Wang agreed: "Okay, but, I'm going to take a few days off first. My brother's son is getting married tomorrow, and I have to go back to my hometown for a week first!"
Yifei naturally refused: "Go back to my hometown? I have already arranged the rest of the time. This can't break the wall. I have to wait for other processes. Is there any other way?"
"That's all right! I'll send two very reliable workers! First help you knock on the wall! They have a good temper and work quickly..."
"It's just Mandarin, I don't speak it very well. Don't scold them."
Pharaoh said happily.
But he didn't know what to think of, and his expression was a little weird.
"Ham, it doesn't matter if you don't speak Mandarin well, I tell them where to type and it's over? I will communicate well!"
Yifei didn't care.
"alright."
The two had a deal.
Soon, Lao Wang left, and the two wall-knocking workers he introduced came.
One fat and one thin.
Looks like Luigi Mario from Super Mario.
Dressed in green, with a big beard, and a hat just short of an l.
Anyway, there are some similarities.
The thin one in the red dress.
Fat in green clothes.
Do you know, do you know, it should be green, fat, red and thin?
Yifei looked at the two workers with a pleasing expression, and said, "You are the wall-knocking workers introduced by Lao Wang, right? What do you call them?"
But what responded to her was loneliness.
The two bearded workers nodded blankly.
Yifei: "...your two surnames?"
The two nodded.
Yifei: "...your name?"
The two nodded.
Yifei: "...what'syourname?"
The two nodded.
Yifei: "...What's your friend's name (dialect)?"
This time the two stopped nodding.
Rather....
Fat: "%@#￥%￥# (What is she talking about?)"
Thin: "%￥%￥##@ (It should be....asking for our nickname.)"
Fat: "Karaj is fat."
Thin: "Karaj Thin."
Yifei: "..."
She was so surprised that Cherry couldn't close her mouth!
Zhuge Wenruo stepped forward to help her close it.
"Gudong~"
Yifei swallowed a mouthful of saliva speechlessly, pulled Zhuge Wenruo away, and said, "Okay, you're called Xiaopang, you're called Xiaoshou, that's it..."
"Two masters, let me tell you about the position I want to knock on, the small window on the balcony, I want to turn it into a floor-to-ceiling window! Let this light shine into the bedroom! This way the lighting will be better..."
Fatty: "Crying, %￥3￥5"
Xiaoshou: "%￥5=@@@"
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
He now feels that speaking is really an art.
High EQ (Lao Wang): This mandarin is not very good!
Low EQ {Zhuge Wenruo): Is this not very good?This is totally incomprehensible to people!
Yifei: "... Can you understand me? If you don't understand, I'll repeat it again..."
So she repeated it again.
This time she brought action.
"Library logic (oh~~~) library logic, how wide is it..."
Xiaopang seemed to understand, and then repeated Hu Yifei's actions.
Yifei: "...Master Xiaopang has experience!"
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
How did you understand?
"Okay, that's it, the two masters, let's start, brat, go, sell two bottles of water for the two masters!"
Hu Yifei saw that Zhuge Wenruo was doing nothing, so he ordered.
She also has something to do. She has to put the clothes in the washing machine.
Zhuge Wenruo: "...OK."
3 minute later.
Zhuge Wenruo came back with a bag of mineral water.
"Master? How's it going?"
But he stopped asking right away.
I saw another door of the toilet was pried open.
The small balcony window didn't move...no, it moved, it was blocked.
Good guy, it seems that every minute you smashed a door and blocked a window for you.
It's so fast!
There was no light at all.
But now the master really has a good temper. If it were the first three love apartments, these two people would die here!
Yifei was yelling at Lao Wang: "Old Wang, these two wall knockers you hired broke my wall!"
"It's not just that your two workers are bad at Mandarin? They don't understand Mandarin at all!"
Lao Wang: "Teacher Hu, speak louder. I'm on a mountain road, and the signal is not very good!"
Yifei: "I said it was broken, it was broken!"
"Confession!"
"Don't worry, I've explained everything!"
Yifei: "..."
By the way, isn't Zeng Xiaoxian from Fudong?
But the result....
Zeng Xiaoxian: "Feifei, the Fudong dialect of these two masters is so unpopular, I can't understand a single word!"
Yifei: "...what do you want?"
After speaking, hang up the phone directly.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was walking the alpaca and basking in the sun: "..."
Forget it, don't care about it for now.