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Tang Xiaoyi smirked and dreamed for a while, "Forget it, I'll take one back myself later."
This time both Qi Lei and Wu Ning laughed, "Forget it! With your temper, you dare not award the Nobel Prize to you, right? Why don't we set up an award ourselves and award it to you just for fun."
The three brothers laughed, this bragging is so enjoyable!
Tang Xiaoyi, "Set up a prize yourself...a prize of [-] million? I think it will work!"
Performing in a serious manner, "The winners are invited below... Tang Yi!"
"Fuck! So cool!"
Qi Lei and Wu Ning looked at Tang Xiaoyi's perverted appearance and smiled, but couldn't stop laughing.
In fact, brothers know brothers best!
Tang Xiaoyi was reluctant to let Wu Ning be alone outside, so how could Qi Lei be willing?
Slapping one head on the turf, looking up at the starry sky.
Wu Ning and Tang Yi saw that he was lying down, his posture was quite comfortable, and they also followed suit.
The three people are facing in three different directions, forming an equilateral triangle, the most stable structure.
It's just a few days later, and it's destined to be temporarily missing a corner.
"Wu Xiaojian!"
"Ok?"
Qi Lei suddenly thought of a strange question, "Except for the year I was in college, what is the longest time we have been apart?"
Wu Ning thought for a while, "It seems to be the time you and Tang Yi went to Suzhou, right?"
Tang Xiaoyi, "Which time?"
Wu Ning, "Just that time! I didn't get rid of chickenpox, and you two went crazy for half a month before you came back."
Tang Xiaoyi thought hard, why can't I remember?
Qi Lei was also a little vague, "When did it happen?"
Wu Ning, "Is it more than four years old? Almost five years old."
"Depend on!"
"Depend on!!"
The two brothers rolled their eyes, "Do you still remember when you were four years old?"
"Are you still human?"
But Wu Ning was a little serious, "I cried for several days that time, and swore I would never get along with you two again when you came back."
Tang Xiaoyi, "Fuck, I really can't remember."
Qi Lei, "I seem to have a memory, is it the time you sprinkled chili noodles on Yang Jinwei's pants?"
Wu Ning, "Yes! I wanted to throw it on your pants, but there was a strong wind that day, and his pants flew into our yard."
I poof! !
Qi Lei sprayed.
That time, Qi Lei was particularly impressed, and almost let Guo Lihua beat him to death.
The general story is that Guo Lihua picked up a kid's trousers in the yard, not Qi Lei's, nor the other two brothers'.
At that time, the Yang family next door was not a brick wall, and there was no small kitchen in the yard, but a fence built with a few boards.
When there is a strong wind, if you can't collect your clothes in a hurry, you can find them in various courtyards!
This kind of thing is very common, and it happened that old Mrs. Yang was also looking for it in the yard, and Yang Jinwei was waiting there with his bare bottom.
Guo Lihua sent it back, and Yang Jinwei put it on right then.
result……
As a result, at night, Yang Jinwei's penis looked as if it was braised in soy sauce.
Old Mrs. Yang naturally quit and came to the house looking for a fight.
Guo Lihua didn't even need to think about it, the three bastards must have done it.
And this kind of thing, the three brothers are used to it, Wu Xiaojian knew something was wrong before entering the door, and confessed to the two brothers that he did it.
And Qi Lei, as the boss, also has to take on the responsibility, so he can take care of everything!
"Tsk tsk, that was the worst time the old lady hit me."
"I knew it was me that you were going to cheat me, and I wouldn't blame you for anything!"
Wu Xiaojian also laughed, "Fortunately, Yang Jinwei was unlucky."
Tang Xiaoyi didn't have anything to do here, so he was very relaxed, and he was still in the mood to ask, "Why?"
Wu Ning, "Otherwise, Stone and I might break up."
Tang Xiaoyi was taken aback for a moment, and then he smacked his mouth to reflect on it, "So, I also have an impression, is it just the time when Yang Jinwei cried when he peed?"
Qi Lei, "No! How old is that? Seven or eight years old, right?"
Tang Xiaoyi, "Are you sure? His symptoms back then were like pepper noodles sprinkled on his underwear!"
Qi Lei, "It's definitely not!! Because I did it that time."
"..."
"..."
Wu Ning and Tang Yi stopped talking.
Suddenly realized a problem, from childhood to adulthood, how many outrageous things have we done?
In the end, Qi Lei added another sentence, "That time it was abnormally spicy, the chili noodles stolen by Uncle Ma at the entrance of the alley, the hottest."
"..."
"..."
Ruthless, really ruthless!
……
After a while, Wu Xiaojian said, "You won't be punished?"
Qi Lei, "Probably not."
Tang Yi, "Why?"
Qi Lei, "Wu Ning came up with the idea, and most of the things were done by you. I was beaten back and forth, so my karma is over."
"It's both of you who want to report!"
Tang Xiaoyi, "..."
Wu Ning, "..."
Qi Lei, "Especially you." Qi Lei suddenly turned his head to look at Wu Ning.
Wu Ning smiled, "What's wrong with me?"
Qi Lei, "You owe me the most, and it's always Lao Tzu who takes the blame for you. So, after you go out, make a fuss and come back to me earlier to pay the debt!"
Wu Ning: "..."
Wu Ning suddenly realized that her little innocence didn't seem to have been hidden from this brother since he was a child.
After a long silence, he suddenly laughed, "I'm not the same outside..."
"Same fart!" Qi Lei twisted his head and glared at him.
Although it was dark and Qi Lei couldn't see his eyes, Wu Ning knew that he was staring at him.
After staring, Qi Lei looked up at the starry sky again, "Wu Xiaojian!"
"What's wrong?"
"In the eyes of the lunatic and me, brothers are more important than careers and anything else."
Wu Ning, "What are you talking about?"
Qi Lei, "I want you to remember, if you encounter choices outside, which may threaten yourself, just think about this sentence."
"Don't hurt the most precious thing for a little trivial matter."
Wu Ning: "..."
After a long time, "Old Uncle Bei told you?"
Qi Lei, "What do you think?"
Wu Ning smiled wryly, "It's not interesting, I told him not to tell you."
Qi Lei, "Old Uncle Bei is not stupid, he knows, if he doesn't tell me, I will hate him forever."
Wu Ning: "..."
After pondering for a long time, he sighed, "Then tell me, where is the bottom line? What can be done and what can't be done?"
Qi Lei didn't even think about it, "First of all, you can change your nationality, and you can change it back sooner or later."
"Then, hooking up with Chen Wenjie's father is also fine."
"Just one request."
Wu Ning, "Say it!"
Qi Lei, "You have to listen to me when you go out, you can't do what you're not told to do!"
Wu Ning thought for a while, "Okay! It's still the same as before, listen to you!"
Only then did Qi Lei show a reassuring smile, he knew that as long as Wu Ning agreed, he would obey.
Suddenly pointing at the starry sky, "Wu Xiaojian!"
"Ok?"
"Where is that?"
"The stars."
"Do you want to go up and have a look?"
"???"
"So, don't take your eyes so close. When we earn enough money, we will make a big toy and go to the sky to see it. Then this life will not be in vain."
"..."
"Then what..." Tang Xiaoyi said suddenly, "You two wait for a while."
Looking at it from the two of them, Tang Xiaoyi looked confused in the night, "What are you two talking about?"
Qi Lei, "Is this life not in vain?"
"Not this sentence, front!"
"Go to heaven to see?"
"Further ahead."
"what is that?"
"Go ahead!"
"Hooking up with Chen Wenjie's father?"
Tang Xiaoyi gritted his teeth, "A little bit ahead!"
Qi Lei rolled his eyes, and if he went any further, he would almost be at the airport to pick him up.
Well, since Qi Lei asked Wu Ning to go out and toss lightly, Tang Xiaoyi couldn't understand.
"What kind of trouble? Why don't you just go out and go to school? Why do you look like an underground worker?"
Staring at Wu Ning, "Why don't you really become a spy?"
Wu Ning: "Get lost!"
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