roccoschili Chapter 604 You Are Just a Nanny
Chapter 604 You Are Just a Nanny
Chapter 604 You Are Just a Nanny
Is it a good thing, a good thing, or a good thing to meet PJ Carlesimo, a coach with mediocre coaching talent but full of ridicule talent that attracts hatred!
Yi Jianlian told Zhao Ke a story:
As a native of Jidong, Ah Lian's ordinary hair still has a strong accent after nine years of compulsory education, so expect him to learn English within half a year?
That's too sci-fi!
Unlike the other timeline, with the encouragement of Diana Day, Ah Lian did not bring a translator. He has been using his half-baked English to guess and guess.
Here's what the beauty agent said:
"Translation is like a crutch. If you don't throw it away, you will never be able to walk alone!"
This is quite right, Yi Jianlian's oral English has indeed improved.
But that is when others speak slowly, and when the speed of speech is fast, to Ah Lian, it is a humanoid Gatling, spitting out bullet casings, without any practical meaning!
So, in the first training session, Yi Jianlian gave PJ Carlesimo a blow.
Carlesimo felt that with Yi Jianlian's size and height, referring to the current trend of the NBA, he should evolve into a big killer with the back basket...
Just like Tim Duncan of the Spurs!
This guy doesn't even read Yi Jianlian's scouting report. After staying in the Spurs for too long, Carlesimo's entire basketball view has become Spurs.
However, the back basket is Ekinlian's shortest shortcoming.
Although Yi Jianlian's physical fitness is the top in Asia, compared with the black and tough NBA, it is not a star and a half worse.
He often doesn't go down to the low post when he plays post-ups, but chooses a turnaround jumper to end the offense after a few rounds of hard work from the distance of the wing side at about 8 feet.
PJ Carlesimo couldn't stand it anymore, he shouted from the sidelines:
"Hey boy, you gotta get down low, be tough, be fucking tough, be fucking tough as a stallion!!!"
If he shouted only one word:
"Lower!"
Yi Jianlian can definitely understand it, and will desperately implement it.
However, this car is used to driving.
The nickname in the NBA is "Screaming Coach". He doesn't know how to speak well at all. With one opening of his mouth, there are no more than two words, and he will swear, even slang.
Sure enough, Yi Jianlian glanced at the coach's bench and nodded.
On the next possession, he threw a three-pointer at 45° from the three-point line and missed it.
PJ Carlesimo couldn't control his tongue at all, and he started to spit wildly on the sidelines.
Ah Lian is at a loss, what is this old man doing, dancing and dancing?
Maybe, this is a new kind of square dance...
Yi Jianlian still went his own way.
The teammates were all stunned, this silent Huaxia rookie's psychological quality is too frightening!
They were all scolded as Xie Te, and they were still like a normal person.
What is it, this is:
There is thunder in the chest and the face is like a flat lake!
Compared with the one in front of him, Sprewell is just like a child!
Sometimes, the language barrier is also a kind of protection.
It's like when people get old, many of them are deaf, so they can't hear their children complaining about "this bad old man" behind their backs, but they feel better...
Francis couldn't see it anymore, he ran over and reminded Yi Jianlian word by word:
"That old man is scolding you!"
"Oh, thank you, Stephen!"
That's it.
Is this over?
Boss Fu is also speechless, are you going to give that old man a stroke?
PJ Carlesimo didn't get a response, and he went crazy. He wanted to point at Yi Jianlian's nose and curse:
"You are the worst class I have ever led!"
Think of Sprewell, let it go.
Yi Jianlian is a circle older than Sprewell. If he is pinched by him, it will take less than 15 seconds for PJ Carlesimo to be KO.
At this time, the assistant coach quietly reminded Carlesimo:
In order to train Yi Jianlian, the team sent away a seven-time All-Star and an All-Star embryo. His status is not comparable to that of Sprewell back then!
If this is replaced by another normal point, it will go downhill directly.
But Carlesimo is abnormal. His mouth and brain are often not in the same time and space. Although his buttocks are back on the coach's bench, his mouth is still chattering.
This scene happened to be seen by Sam Presti, the general manager of the Supersonics who took time to watch the game, and was furious at the time.
I managed to take advantage of the Timberwolves' blindness and get this Huaxia talent with the fourth pick. How lucky I am, you are still there!
What if it is sprayed away?
Sam Presti was already dissatisfied with PJ Carlesimo, and choosing him as the head coach was just a stopgap measure.
Moreover, PJ Carlesimo's reputation in the industry is not good.
After being pinched by Sprewell, he couldn't find a job for three years until he was taken in by Popovich.
Although the "choke incident" was ultimately judged to be solely responsible for Sprewell, he was suspended for 68 games and was swept out by the Golden State Warriors.
However, the eyes of the masses are sharp.
Prior to this, Sprewell had been selected to the All-Star three times and was selected to the All-NBA team twice. He didn't choke Don Nelson or Rick Adelman. You got choked right after taking office?
Who is the problem?
Obviously, Sprewell was punished not because he choked PJ Carlesimo, but because he choked the "coach"!
This is a story about going online and killing chickens to scare monkeys. Everyone knows it, but they don't tell the truth.
PJ Carlesimo naturally knows that if he doesn't get rid of the shadow of "screaming coach", it may be difficult to find a job.
Before he left the Spurs, he declared on all occasions where he could meet the media that he "has learned how to get along with players under the inspiration of the great Popovich..."
I believe in your evil!
I'm afraid this guy has learned how Popovich sprayed players with flowers on the sidelines, right?
Is this an improvement, or an advancement?
So, as soon as the training session was over, PJ Carlesimo was held in the general manager's office for two hours...
The general meaning is this:
You are here to be a nanny, not a tyrant!
We can hire you not because you are awesome, but because you are cheap.
So, do it if you can, and get out if you can't.
Kalesimer trembled.
If he is swept away by the Seattle SuperSonics this time, I am afraid that the stain of "Screaming Coach" will not be washed away until death, and he will never even think about being in the NBA in this life!
Mi Li's family is always so aware of current affairs.
From the second training session, PJ Carlesimo seemed to be a different person. He always kept a polite but awkward smile on his face.
In order to accommodate Yi Jianlian, he deliberately slowed down his speech.
After setting up the tactics, he will ask flatteringly:
"Xiaoyi, do you understand?"
PS: Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket o(∩_∩)o ~
(End of this chapter)