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"Zhao Ji! This book of poems... Dad took it away first! I'll go back and see what he wrote wrong, so I can help him correct it!"
"Father likes teaching young people the most! Especially those with a little bit of talent!"
Cai Yong put the collection of poems in his arms, and stroked his beard with a righteous face!
Turn around and open the album again!
"Fuck! This painting looks too similar!"
"Father! How did you swear?"
Cai Yan looked at Cai Yong jokingly, with playful eyes.
Cai Yong flicked his sleeves, looking serious.
"Ahem! I can't help myself for a while, how can this be called a swear word! This is us scholars, expressing our inner emotions! So at this time it should be passionate! It should be bold and unrestrained!"
Having said that, he was holding a picture album in his hand, and compared it with Cai Yan in front of him.
"Like! It's so similar! They just came out of the same mold!"
"Hee hee, Dad, this is what Yuan Yi drew for me! He said it was called a sketch, not with a brush! You can ask him later!"
Cai Yan's face was ruddy, and the women, each of them had a stack of sketches!
That was specially drawn by Xia Houzhe in order to preserve their youthful appearance!
It is said that when I get old, I can still dig it out and have a look!Tell future generations how beautiful they are!
"Look at this painting skill, it is definitely a new genre! It's amazing, it seems that I really want to invite him when I have time..."
"Bah, bah, bah! I, Cai Yong, are full of talents, and the world is full of peaches and plums! There are so many talented people in my family!"
"How can I ask a lazy bastard for advice? I'll point him out later! How can I draw only [-]% of my daughter? Damn! My daughter's eyes are even bigger."
Seeing Cai Yong's arrogant look, Cai Yan covered his mouth and laughed!
She knew her father was stubborn, but she already admired Xia Houzhe in her heart.
"Go! Come out with me, I'll ask this kid, what kind of brush did you use! The lines are so crisp and powerful!"
Cai Yong walked out proudly with his hands behind his back!
At this moment in the yard, Xia Houzhe was burning a pot of hot oil, and he also brought the cutting board to the stone table, chopping vegetables.
"What? Cooking? You kid actually cooks? With this talent, if you don't work hard to write more poems, poems, songs and paintings, wouldn't it be a waste!"
Cai Yong was so angry!
Kong has a whole body of skills, but like a villain in the market, he spends his days doing nothing but is lazy to death!
What is this like?
Looking at the angry Cai Yong, Xia Houzhe curled his lips.
He felt that this old man... fell in love with Gang Shangxian!Also riding a horse has a sense of superiority!
My young master has a wealth of wealth, and I didn't show off my superiority!You are a hammer!
"Excuse me, drawing and writing, can you fill your stomach? People are like iron, rice and steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry! Try just writing, and go hungry for nine meals in three days, see if you can stand it?"
Cai Yong is not convinced anymore!He flicked his sleeves vigorously!
"Hmph! A waste of talent! Shu Zi is beyond salvation!"
In fact, Xia Houzhe's words were plagiarized in his heart!
People are iron rice is steel?Makes sense!I will be with my old friend in the future, and there will be another new thing to say!
"Cut! Don't eat it later if you have the ability! You scholars will think highly of yourself and beep all day long. Believe it or not, if you are thrown into the mountains, you will be the first to starve to death! Use it as a scholar!"
Cai Yong's current status is at the same level as that of the former academicians and professors of the School of Humanities and Humanities!
But Xia Houzhe doesn't care whether he is full of peaches and plums, or whether he is a bachelor, it's over!
How dare you look down on the sacred job of cooking?
"You...you! Arrogant! Rotten wood can't be carved! Since you are a scholar who is useless, why do you study literature? What do you write poetry and songs for? Why don't you become a butcher?"
Cai Yong was so angry that he was short of breath!
Others are respectful when they see him, even Cao Cao is no exception!
This guy in front of him actually despised him and blatantly contradicted him!
I'm so mad!
"Food is the paramount necessity of the people, have you heard this saying?"
"In addition, can I explain something? Actually, I didn't learn these poems and songs at all. I need to learn such low-level things? I know it from birth!"
"If you don't believe me, ask my brother. He knows me. I haven't even touched a book since I was a child!"
Xia Houzhe smiled disdainfully, and the kitchen knife in his hand was twisted. When the cutting board was slapped, all the gluten on it flew into the big basin.
Compared with writing and drawing, he prefers cooking!And... play ball!
Unconvinced, Cai Yong turned to look at Cao Cao.
Cao Cao smiled wryly: "Uncle, this kid...has never touched a book! In Qiao County, he was the most mischievous among our group! Except for serious things, he does everything else!"
"It's the most serious thing to lie down and cook every day like now!"
puff...
These words pierced Cai Yong's heart like a sharp sword.
Make him stagger back a few steps!Into a life of doubt!
I think he spent his entire life struggling and working hard for literature!
As a result, when he reached the pinnacle of this field, a young man suddenly jumped out and told him.
Hi!The height you have worked so hard to achieve in your life is just my starting point...
The mentality suddenly exploded!
"Could it be... Could it be that there are people in the world who are born with knowledge?"
Seeing Cai Yong like this, Xia Houzhe shrugged his shoulders, and didn't get angry with him anymore, and concentrated on cooking delicious food.
After all, he is also Cai Yan's old man, this girl is so familiar, it's too bad to hate her.
Cao Cao shook his head, fixed his eyes on the pot, and silently mourned for Cai Yong for three seconds.
Are you talking about literature with a banished immortal?Are you full?
Cai Yan stepped forward to support Cai Yong, and patted him on the back.
"Father! Let me just say it, you can't scold Yuan Yi! Be honest and wait to eat! The food he cooks is top-notch! It's like the gourmet food in the sky!"
Unexpectedly, Cai Yong flicked his sleeves angrily!
"Hmph! I, Cai Yong, will die of thirst and starvation in this life, and I will not eat the food made by this kid! I have my integrity!"
"Poor as poor as you are, and hungry as hard as you are!"
Well... Cai Yan left him behind, ran to Xia Houzhe's side, and looked at him sweetly.
"Yuanyi, what delicious food are you doing?"
"Hey! The top ten rubbish... uh... one of the top ten classic snacks! This thing will definitely be popular among big men! Everyone, young and old, love it!"
After finishing speaking, regardless of the surprised eyes of everyone, he poured the oil in the hot pan into the chili powder and cumin pepper powder.
Then a bunch of condiments were put in, and they were mixed together!
The aroma is tangy!
Smelling this fragrance, everyone swallowed wildly!
Even Dian Wei, who was in love with Xu Ying in the room, ran out!
As for Cai Yong... After swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva, he snorted coldly and turned his head to the side!
He wants to use his literati style to regain his dignity!
With delicious food by his side, no one will take care of him, the old clapper. What do you care about a bachelor? It's important to have food?
After a few minutes, the oily chili was poured into the gluten basin, and after stirring for a while.
The red and bright spicy strips exuding an attractive aroma, just came out, and sprinkled with a few chopped green onions...
Hiss...
"Brother! Brother, give me a bowl!"
"Husband, I want it! I want it! Give it to me!"
"Brother Zhe, sister-in-law wants too! Deeper! Oh yes! Insert the chopsticks deeper, otherwise there will be too little to pick up, and the taste will not be good enough! You can't favor one over another!"
"Yuanyi, give me and Xiaoying a little too! You know my belly is big, just a little bit!"
Seeing everyone like this, Xia Houzhe smiled.
"Yes! I have them all! As long as you say you like food, I will give you spicy sticks!"
Hearing these pointed words, everyone grinned, and Cai Yong's face became even more livid!
He is his mother!After occupying my daughter for so long, now that the old man is here, he has no filial piety at all!
hateful!
Everyone shared a bowl of spicy noodles, and holding the bowl, they all inhaled the aroma intoxicated!
"Hmm...I think I'm so hungry! I've never smelled such a good smell!"
"Uncle Yuanyi! Is this what you call delicious? It's red, so pretty! Let me taste it!"
Cao Qing tilted his head and looked at Xia Houzhe innocently, his big eyes flickering.
Picking up the chopsticks, I put a spicy strip into my mouth, and chewed it a few times.
Then it started to explode on the spot!
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Cao Qing had a spicy strip in her mouth, and the spicy and fragrant taste exploded in her taste buds.
In an instant, mist appeared in her eyes!
The whole person became unbelievable, and looked at Xia Houzhe with sparkling eyes.
"Good! It's delicious! It's so delicious! The best thing I've ever eaten in my life is this spicy strip!"
"Uncle Yuanyi, you are really a chef! Compared with you, what my father gave me before is no different from what I feed pigs!"
After speaking, he picked up another one, ignored everyone's surprised eyes, and stuffed it into his mouth again, his little head was still shaking with enjoyment.
"Qing'er, you are... really so delicious?"
The corners of Cao Cao's mouth twitched. It was the first time he saw this picky eater, eating so happily!
My daughter, stop being picky eaters?
really!Sending it to my virtuous brother is the most correct choice!
Maybe it won't take a few months, and it will be white and fat, and it can be sold for a good price!
Cough...Daughter!You are right, father... just treat you like a big white pig!
Cao Qing nodded frantically, with a mouth full of spicy sticks, oil stains all over her red lips.
"Good seven! Great seven!"
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Seeing her like this, Cao Cao and the others couldn't hold back, and also picked up one and ate it into their mouths.
At this moment, the collective explosion!
"Fuck! What kind of delicacy is this? I'm convinced by Lao Dian!"
"My God! It's delicious! It's delicious in color and fragrance! This thing should only exist in the sky!"
Cao Ang and Dong Bai also screamed!No wonder Cao Qing’s face changed so much, it’s really delicious!
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