Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"My dear brother! What the hell is going on with your bastard? You were almost killed by it!"

"That's right! Yuan Yi, you baby is on the mend! You can't satisfy us at all, and you scared us to death!"

"You have to give us an explanation! Otherwise we...friends will die!"

The corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth twitched, he turned his head and glanced at the exploded Harmony, and then at the three people who were still in shock.

"What else can I do! I was played hard by you, and the lubricating oil lost its lubricating effect, so the cylinder exploded!"

"Remember! Thirty thousand, I will record it later!"

After all, animal and vegetable oils are used, so they must not be resistant to high temperatures. He was driving like crazy before, and it has reached a critical point.

In addition, Cao Cao and the others were crazy and unrestrained, the piston was overwhelmed, and the lubricant was sucked dry, so it exploded.

Cao Cao was stunned!

"Can... can I get a discount?"

Chapter 390 Wangmen: I want to be a good person

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes: "Is it okay to break the bone?"

Cao Cao stopped talking and made a secret decision in his heart.

When he goes back, he will ask his son Cao Ang to make an identical one and give it back to this guy!Don't let him make the difference!

With the exchange of several people, the form of the field has also undergone tremendous changes.

Tian Yu and Guan Yu's more than ten thousand people were dead and injured, and they did not retreat into the city.

Guan Yu knew that it was useless to retreat into Gaotang, and the catapult broke through in a day or two.

Seeing Tian Yu Wangmen being wounded on the ground by Gao Shun Quyi, Guan Yu forced a roll and dodged Lu Bu's fatal blow!

"Lu Bu! I, Guan Yu, am not a despicable villain. I see that you are not in good condition today. It would be useless to kill you! Let me spare your life! Let's fight again in the future!"

After Guan Yu shouted, he grabbed a horse, covered the five-inch wound on his abdomen, pulled the horse and fled!

"Oh shit! You little chic and long real thing! You don't draft drafts if you're bragging?"

Lu Bu looked at him indifferently, and did not pursue him.

He is dressed in heavy armor, and he is also heavy, so the horse under his crotch can't catch up!It's not Chitu after all!

With Guan Yu's defeat, Gao Tang was successfully captured by Cao Ying.

But they didn't know that at this moment Jinan had a 3-strong army approaching here.

"My lord! Guan Yu escaped, but I couldn't catch up with my heavy armor."

Lu Bu cupped his hands and reported.

"My lord, the damage in this battle...is 0! We wiped out more than [-] enemy troops! Shunliu and I even captured a chief general and a deputy general! Look..."

Qu Yi also handed over his hands and reported his results, and threw Tian Yu, who was tied up and seriously injured, to the ground.

The heavy armor camp and tiger cavalry with super defense have achieved a shocking record!

The enemy couldn't even kill a horse, and the horse also had horse armor!

Neither man nor horse has armor, that is Qingqi!

People have armor and horses don't, that's fine riding!

People and horses both have armor, that's iron cavalry or...heavy cavalry!

This kind of heavy cavalry is very precious. According to the original trajectory, when Cao Cao was fighting at Guandu, he had no more than fifty heavy cavalry in his hand!

Cao Cao knew the price of a horse well, so how could he not protect it with his poor personality?

Burenjia and Makai cost him tens of thousands of gold!Not a small amount!There are not many princes who spend money on armaments like him, and there are not many big men in the whole.

Of course, there are rewards for giving!Tiger riders and leopard riders are all superior in combat power!

Although the two heavy-armored troops, Tiger Cavalry and Squadron, are very powerful, they are not suitable for long-term battles.

With dozens of kilograms of armor on his body, no matter whether it is a man or a horse, his physical strength cannot keep up!Unable to fight for a long time, you can only charge and break the formation for a short time.

After Cao Cao glanced at them, he waved his hand calmly.

"Let's advance into the city! Appease the people, let the soldiers rest, and find a doctor to show these two!"

After speaking, he took the generals into the city and went to appease the people.

As for Tian Yu Wangmen, he was locked in a prison cell, and his wounds had just been bandaged.

"Wangmen! Didn't you say that you fought three generals alone? I remember that among the three, there were the two who fought against me!"

"Why were you beaten to the ground several times in today's battle?

Tian Yu looked at the mournful Wangmen, full of doubts.

Wang Men was stunned, his eyeballs rolled around, and then he patted his chest in a vow.

"Uh... that... that! I had a stomachache in the middle of the night last night, and I couldn't use my strength! Don't worry, general, I will clean them up in a few days!"

Tian Yu rolled his eyes in disdain.

"Pull you down! Remember what you said? If you lie to me, your king will be reversed... Forget it! You bastard! I really believe your evil!"

While talking, Tian Yu realized something was wrong, kicked up and knocked Wangmen to the ground.

"Get up! Don't pretend to be dead! Cao Ying will definitely come and deal with us later. Are you going to surrender or die?"

Hearing this, Wang Men looked at Tian Yu loyally.

"General! Although my king's ability is not good, I have a loyal heart! Even if they kill me or starve me to death, I will not surrender! Don't you know my character?"

As soon as the words fell, the cell door was pushed open, and Xia Houzhe, Cao Cao, Guo Jiadian, Wei Xu Chu and others walked in together.

clap clap clap...

"Okay! That's great! This is a real hero! I, Xia Houzhe, admire you the most for a tough person like you!"

Xia Houzhe clapped his hands, with admiration on his face.

Seeing that Wangmen was even more proud, he couldn't help puffing out his chest, and became more confident!

Ah!Sure enough, Cao Ying's people eat this set!As long as I pretend to be tougher, the more they will think that I am capable, the more they will want me, give me rewards, give me a promotion and treat me with courtesy!

I, Wang Sect, have seen through your tricks a long time ago!

"Dare to ask this hero, what is your name?"

"Hmph! I don't change my name when I go or sit down! Wangmen!"

"Wangmen? I'm sorry, I haven't heard of it! By the way, I have an opportunity to save you decades of struggle. Do you want it?"

Hearing this, Wangmen's eyes lit up instantly, and he felt even more grateful for what he did!

"What opportunity? Can you save decades of struggle? Let's hear it, I'll think about it!"

Wang Men's face was full of pride.

Xiahouzhe waved to Dianwei.

"Old Dian, chop him up! This way he can save decades of struggle!"

"Okay! I'll be quick!"

It was said that after 0.01 second, Wangmen knelt down on the ground, and all the arrogance on his face disappeared.

"My lord! Give me a chance!"

Xia Houzhe was puzzled for a while: "What chance?"

Wangmen took a deep breath, with melancholy in his eyes.

"I didn't have a choice before! But now...I want to be a good person!"

Xia Houzhe was in a daze: "Why don't you play Infernal Affairs for me?"

"My lord, I have really surrendered! Not only that, but I am also willing to take the crime and make meritorious service, and tell Liu Bei's deployment and plan of troops!"

"To be honest, my Wang family has long wanted to lead my general to abandon the dark and turn to the bright! It's just that there is no chance!"

"The simple conversation just now made me feel that all the generals in Cao Ying are all talented people!"

"I am more determined to rely on you! My lords, please accept the knees of me and my general. We are willing to do the work of dogs and horses!"

Although Wangmen had no expression on his face, he spoke these words very smoothly, just like flowing clouds and flowing water.

I don't know how many times I rehearsed secretly.

Hearing this, Tian Yu beside him widened his eyes!

"Fuck! Where's your integrity, Wangmen? When did I say I want to..."

Before Tian Yu could utter the word Jiang, Wangmen interrupted him?

"Ah General! You told me last night that you admired the heroes of Cao Ying the most, and that you would take me to surrender today. Have you forgotten?"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Cao Cao, and kowtowed violently.

"The last general Wangmen, see the lord and all the adults!"

This series of operations left Cao Cao and the others stunned.

"My dear brother, this guy is shameless and cheap... compare with what you have, or... you take it and take it back to the nursing home to beat him up?"

Xia Houzhe squinted at Cao Cao.

"You fart! You are cheap! I am witty! Who is the king's family, right? Do you want to die?"

Wang Men smiled obsequiously: "Hey, what did your lord say! A man just wants to be immortal, not to die!"

"Well, my family is short of an errand runner, will you come? If you have a salary, uh... I will give you ten gold a year! Other bonuses will be discussed separately!"

Xia Houzhe looked at this guy with great interest.

Although there is no bottom line, he is clever!It's just fine for small things.

As for loyalty or not, it doesn't matter!

As long as the money is in place, does he dare to have second thoughts?It is better to raise a person than to raise his rhubarb!

That dead dog eats his, drinks his, and lives in his, but still wants to chase him and bite him every day!

Just like Cao Cao, food and drink belong to him, but he was even asked to work!

He didn't believe that someone would betray him in a job that included food and lodging and a high salary!

So what if you betrayed!It's nothing more than a third-rate, if you say kill it, you will kill it!

Hearing Xia Houzhe's words, Wangmen breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and bowed down to him again.

"Master! It doesn't matter whether you have money or not! The most important thing is that this old slave is willing to serve you who is so handsome! This is the blessing that this old slave has cultivated in his lifetime!"

The 35-year-old Wang Men completely put aside his identity as a lieutenant general when he spoke.

Completely treated as an old slave, left a sentence of old slave, and another sentence of young master, without any sense of disobedience, entered the play very quickly!

After finishing speaking, Wangmen turned to look at Tian Yu again.

"General! The last general will not be able to fight with you in the future. I have already found my dream job! In the future... I hope you will take care of yourself!"

Seeing Wangmen's rebellion so straightforwardly, Tian Yu opened his mouth wide, and his whole body was extremely dull.

This is... the unparalleled loyalty you just mentioned?Where's your face?

Tian Yu shook his head and did not blame the other party.

This guy has been with him for several years, he knows what kind of temperament it is, and he never thought of making contributions at all.

I just want to eat and drink in the army!

Behind Xia Houzhe's Wangmen, Cao Cao suddenly laughed and walked towards Tian Yu.

"Guo Rang! Why do you treat death like this? I, Cao Cao, don't eat people!"

"Come on! Get up quickly and sit on the floor to cool off!"

After finishing speaking, he took off his clothes and put them on Tian Yu...